Never levels of Gun control retardation

Yeah, loser shoot up some methamphetamine or heroin. You're just wasting your time, money, body, and mind. Might as well make it worth it.

Congratulations or something? I'm not sure what you want.

Name a better horror author.

Wow OP what a revelation.

What's the next hard-hitting truth you're going to drop on us? Wet water? Blue sky?

R.L. Stine

Fucking burn. And also true, he's genuinely more horrifying.

Steven King only gets bestsellers because he has deals with all the train stations and airports in the world to carry his shitty books.