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Chase Russell
Chase Russell

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Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

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you did not answer any of my points

please try again. otherwise, accept that your charge against the Church is false.

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

584235
You'll be living in shit for eternity if you keep it up.

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

Your point was just that some people spoke latin so there's no reason to make it legal to read the Bible

no u

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

no, my point is that the Church did not do anything to keep the common man away from the Bible, but rather, did all it could to sustain and hold up scripture

you will never admit this, because you are a slanderer

Jacob Walker
Jacob Walker

stop discussing this stuff in the meme thread

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Alexander Mitchell
Alexander Mitchell

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‘Bookdealers who sell or in any other way supply Bibles written in the vernacular to anyone who has not this permission, shall lose the price of the books, which is to be applied by the bishop to pious purposes, and in keeping with the nature of the crime they shall be subject to other penalties which are left to the judgment of the same bishop. Regulars who have not the permission of their superiors may not read or purchase them.’ (Council of Trent: Rules on Prohibited Books, approved by Pope Pius IV, 1564

Camden Gutierrez
Camden Gutierrez

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The context too does not point to studying scripture
It says "rightly dividing the word of truth." What do you think that might possibly mean when it comes to whether or not you study and know the word of God?

Your point being?
Keep reading to the next verse.
<He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings:
And what are his sayings? They are none other than the word of God. John 12:48-50. And let's build even further context.

John 6:63
It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.

This shows the whole point of John 6 is that you need to eat his words or you have no life in you. That's what his flesh meant. See Matthew 4:4 also. And Simon Peter likewise understood this, see John 6:68. His word is the true sustaining meat or bread from heaven for us. This is the explanation you always leave out by the way.

See also John 17:18-20, Acts 20:32, 1 John 1:3, 1 Thessalonians 2:13, Romans 10:17, it all revolves around reading (or hearing) and retaining and following Scripture; which came to us straight from God, see 2 Timothy 3:16-17 and 2 Peter 1:21. Without Scripture, you get none of these things.

So what alternative is there? Certainly not what Jesus spoke about in Mark 7:7-13, laying aside the word of God so that you can hold your manmade tradition. Which is what catholics typically choose to do. Well if you don't read or hear scripture then you have no life in you, according to John 6:53.

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

When the bible isn't explained to you chances are you're going to make up another protestant heresy and be lost, and safeguarding your flock is the job of any priest, so I don't see a problem there.

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

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They couldn't read because they didn't care to
The only reason people want to read is because of the bible
Are you really this dense? Learning to read requires education and education costs time and money common people didn't have.

It was like 50 of the best in Europe
50 of the best in England maybe.

And I bet a lot them say the same as the KJV translators
I don't think that St. John Chrysostom, St. Gregory of Nazianzus or St. Basil the Great would agree with these translators.

584235
And most people coukdn't speak latin at all so stop being autistic
Being this stupid
The vulgate was translated completely around 410, when West-Europe still spoke Latin for another 200-300 years.

Taking the whole Council out of context
It was to combat unapproved translations as to hold the spread of heresies.
The Douay–Rheims bible was approved and published without any problems before the KJV existed.

It says "rightly dividing the word of truth." What do you think that might possibly mean when it comes to whether or not you study and know the word of God?
Literally NOTHING is said about studying scripture in here, and my language shows that the context is an allegory about being direct with the truth.

All these single verses taken from here and there
0 context
Without Scripture, you get none of these things.
One does not need to read scripture to know what's inside.
The fact that you people look up single verses, with no context at all, and paste them all behind each other just to prove your argument as to why you need to read the bible but doing what's inside is less important is borderline idolatry of a book.

laying aside the word of God so that you can hold your manmade tradition.
You protestants see the Work of God as the bible.
The Word of God is something living, something that moves, something that you can put down on paper but on its own won't do anything.
You people have killed the Word of God like the Pharisees did, by diligently studying it yet not doing anything from what's written inside.

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

Tbh these discussions would be a whole lot clearer and better if you Romanists would just admit up front you believe it's a good thing to keep people from reading the bible, instead of us having to pry it out of you
It was to combat unapproved translations as to hold the spread of heresies
Here is something he left out, from the same statement
<Since it is clear from experience that if the Sacred Books are permitted everywhere and without discrimination in the vernacular, there will by reason of the boldness of men arise therefrom more harm than good, the matter is in this respect left to the judgment of the bishop or inquisitor, who may with the advice of the pastor or confessor permit the reading of the Sacred Books translated into the vernacular by Catholic authors to those who they know will derive from such reading no harm but rather an increase of faith and piety, which permission they must have in writing. Those, however, who presume to read or possess them without such permission may not receive absolution from their sins till they have handed them over to the ordinary.
The intention was clearly to prevent unlimited access to scripture (as if banning wrongthink translations isn't bad enough)

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

keep people from reading the bible
The problem is that people conflate reading with knowledge, and it always was, is, and will forever be laughable to claim that the Church wants to keep people from knowing the word of God, since an entire third of a regular mass is dedicated to reading it aloud first and subsequently explain it. That's all.

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

The intention was clearly to prevent unlimited access to scripture
How can you paste that text and come to this superficial a conclusion? Are you being purposefully dishonest? I sure hope not.

Gavin Stewart
Gavin Stewart

I don't need a rabbi, thanks, I'll read it myself
It literally begins by implying "the Sacred Books are permitted everywhere and without discrimination in the vernacular" would be a bad thing, and then gives instruction for limiting access as much as possible. How thickly tinted are your glasses that you think that isn't what's going on here?
In fact, it says only those who are most committed to official doctrine should be granted permission to read the bible, no doubt since they are least likely to abandon the pope for whatever they might find therein.

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

It's very rich coming from a protestant of whom a lot would outlaw the printing of a non-approved bible version themselves.
The whole Council was to counter protestantism, which included homebrew versions of the bible.

You are reading in it what you want it to be lest your whole vision of catholicism might fall into pieces.
It expressly says "and without discrimination" which points out that vernacular bibles must be first approved.
The fact that catholics have printed vernacular translations before protestants did is enough proof of your blind unfounded hatred as long as it furthers your narrative about the catholic Church.

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

It's very rich coming from a protestant of whom a lot would outlaw the printing of a non-approved bible version themselves
You would have someone like the king of England who would ban non-approved bibles, not because they wanted to limit the bible (unlike Rome), but because they wanted a monopoly on bible sales. The same men allowed promiscuous bible reading, again, unlike Rome.
You are reading in it what you want it to be lest your whole vision of catholicism might fall into pieces.
No, I'm just letting it speak for itself. The fact you find it shameful is telling
It expressly says "and without discrimination" which points out that vernacular bibles must be first approved.
I'm don't get you. Regardless of whatever it is you're saying, I think "without discrimination" is a reference to the people who would be permitted the sacred books. Meaning, universally accessible
catholics have printed vernacular translations before protestants did
Did they now? You mean like the aforementioned Douay-Rheims, and how it preceded the KJV? This is a point I see a number of Catholic apologists making, of course, they never mention that 6 Protestant Modern English bibles existed before the DR. The Catholic hierarchy did not approve vernacular bible translations until the Counter-Reformation.

Matthew Jones
Matthew Jones

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Juan Perez
Juan Perez

Literally NOTHING is said about studying scripture in here
Then you've got a corrupt translation buddy. The context does point to knowing and being able to rightly divide the word of truth. Now maybe that doesn't mean anything to you because you don't know the word of truth yet? If you knew the word of truth, you'd know what this is talking about.
with no context at all,
Ok let me just say up front that I have enough self-respect not to whine this much about context without even being able to explain how. This sounds like a canned excuse, to be honest. Or why don't you tell us why the context is wrong then in even one case? Can you? Or can we all simply say "ur out of context" in response to everything? Get back to us with that explanation. Might need to do some studying.
by diligently studying it yet not doing anything from what's written inside.
How would you know, you don't read it?
I don't think that St. John Chrysostom, St. Gregory of Nazianzus or St. Basil the Great would agree with these translators.
You've proven to be unreliable, so why exactly does it matter what you think? You've already said that it doesn't matter whether the word truly abides in you or not. Like you can substitute your own ideas in for it and call it "oral tradition" just like the rabbis did. All arguments from fallible human authority, no Jesus. – Mark 7:7-13

Justin Fisher
Justin Fisher

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I have this edit but can't find the original; I'm sure someone else has it.

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Levi Sanders
Levi Sanders

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the chad virgin
Hookers

Chase Brown
Chase Brown

I got it in the meantime.

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Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

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Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

I don't need a rabbi, thanks, I'll read it myself
Then please bear in mind that you're exposing yourself greatly and needlessly to the risk of heresy.

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

You would have someone like the king of England who would ban non-approved bibles, not because they wanted to limit the bible (unlike Rome)
That's an assumption not based on facts just to support your narrative.

No, I'm just letting it speak for itself. The fact you find it shameful is telling
The taking out of context of verses can be done very easily and it's not calling speaking for itself, but being a fraudulent.

I'm don't get you. Regardless of whatever it is you're saying, I think "without discrimination" is a reference to the people who would be permitted the sacred books. Meaning, universally accessible

<Since it is clear from experience that if the Sacred Books are permitted everywhere and without discrimination in the vernacular
Sacred Books, permitted everywhere and without discrimination.
Literally pointing to Sacred Books, nothing about people.

The Catholic hierarchy did not approve vernacular bible translations until the Counter-Reformation.
Then please explain to me the Vulgate.

Then you've got a corrupt translation buddy.
Even the Textus Receptus where your KJV is based on does not say 'to study'.
Apparently you people forgot how to speak KJV yourselves.

I've already explained the context of several passages before.

How would you know, you don't read it?
Baseless assumption.
Even if I did not read it it does not deny the fact that you're just reading it and not doing what it says.
That, and every mass has 2 readings from scripture, then these get explained in the sermon.

You've proven to be unreliable, so why exactly does it matter what you think?
Ad hominem because I pointed to Koine Greek speakers who differed A LOT from the KJV translators.

Give it up brother, they don't care about actual meanings, just their own ego and interpretation.

Gavin Butler
Gavin Butler

Isaiah 54:13, John 16:13
Literally pointing to Sacred Books, nothing about people.
I don't think they were granting permission to the books, I think they were giving it to people
Then please explain to me the Vulgate.
<Vulgate
<vernacular
Maybe in the 5th century

James Torres
James Torres

Proverbs 26:18-19

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

I don't think they were granting permission to the books, I think they were giving it to people
What is permitted? The Sacred Books
How are these permitted? Without discrimination.

You just ARE this dense I guess.

Vulgate
vernacular
Maybe in the 5th century
For about 200-300 more years was it vernacular.
It was a vernacular ordered by the catholic Church, so your argument is already undone especially since you have no facts to back it up anyway except muh feelings.
Much can also be said about the KJV's old English that's apparently so dated you guys don't even know that the word 'study' in 2 Timothy 2:15 doesn't mean 'to study' as in studying an object.

Luis Williams
Luis Williams

What is permitted?
Possession of the sacred books by people. This is what it means. That is a fact. What are you even claiming it means?
For about 200-300 more years was it vernacular.
It was a vernacular ordered by the catholic Church
The Roman Catholic hierarchy did not exist back then.

Asher Stewart
Asher Stewart

Bloody hell IT'S ABOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE SACRED BOOKS NOT THE POSSESSION OF THEM YOU DENSE NIGGA

The Roman Catholic hierarchy did not exist back then.
Pope Damascus I did not exist, was not a catholic pope, and did not order St. Jerome to write the Vulgate
So you are this retarded, well discussion is over then I guess.

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

history is the really their achilles' heel, they cannot really use the sort of hand-wavy gloss they've been taught to use in holy scripture

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

Bloody hell IT'S ABOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE SACRED BOOKS NOT THE POSSESSION OF THEM YOU DENSE NIGGA
Fire your English teacher

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

What baffles me everytime is that they go through lenghts of doublething and fanfiction just to keep the 'le ebil cathlic church' narrative working in their head.

Sageposting because your argument is unfounded

Everytime.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

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Good job.

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

Study to show thyself approved next time. And that doesn't mean laying aside the commandment of God like you seem to think it does. Saying it's all out of context is just a lazy cop-out

Psalm 119
Through thy precepts I get understanding: therefore I hate every false way.
Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
I have sworn, and I will perform it, that I will keep thy righteous judgments.

Ethan Gonzalez
Ethan Gonzalez

They executed people for translating it. And no they didn't allow people to read it(unless theybwere a priest) even if they spoke latin.

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

So you claim to know exactly which precepts and words are right trough no effort of your own, since you just accepted what was handed down to you, but claim that those who told you which is which are wrong in their application of said things, since I assume you use l*ther's "canon", but then why trust those people at all since they're hypocrites?

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

citations, please

"Heretics" weren't just protestants of today, they were usually legitimate terrorists of their day, whipping up their personal sects into acts of terror against Catholic Churches, priests, and nuns.

Most of the executions of the day weren't even conducted by the Church, but State actors trying to put down Protestant-tier ISIS sects of the day. Coincidentally, they also preached insurrectionism against the local state/princes, especially if they were Catholic.

Kevin Stewart
Kevin Stewart

oh, you can even check out England if you like.

it's king henry the 8th

-putting prots to death for not being catholic
and then…
-putting catholics to death for not being anglican-protestant

and in all varying degrees until Elizabeth I had Mary killed, snuffing out Catholicism for a good 300 years*

*it was illegal to be Catholic or attend Mass.
You were killed, or all your property was offered to other people as punishment

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

who has not this permission
Key words.

Even today, you should not read anything to do with Scripture or Scripture iself that does not have an Imprimatur or Nihil Obstat.
This is to help prevent the Pastor Jims making up rubbish to mislead people.

What he said . Part of the reason that the likes of St Francis were initially treated with suspicion by the hierarchy was because they weren't sure if he was the real deal or just another heretic mendicant.
The difference was that not only was St Francis completely orthodox in his faith, but also because his belief was that one could live without wealth or possessions. Other mendicants like the Dulcinists, Waldensians, Apostolic Bretheren, Lollards etc. believed that one "should" live without possessions, and often attacked others who did so, amongst preaching innumerable other profanities.

Grayson Bailey
Grayson Bailey

yep

catholic mystics - preach tenants of faith in accordance with holy scripture, tradition, and the magisterium

- most importantly, are OBEDIENT. they never offer up a correction, or a brand new path that precludes the authority of Christ's Church, but rather show you another way in accordance with the holy scriptures

protestant preachers - everyone who don't do this are ebil or unbelievers, to varying degrees

Juan Baker
Juan Baker

Even today, you should not read anything to do with Scripture or Scripture iself that does not have an Imprimatur or Nihil Obstat.
Nobody gave the permission or authority to anyone to impose such a restriction. You have no authority.

What he said .
I don't get what you're trying to say, neither of my posts were in response to you. But I will say that the church has no business executing people and no actual church ever has. Much less taking away the word of God from the people, that's the opposite of what the church has been commissioned to do by the Lord Jesus Christ, upon whom the church is built.

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

Nobody gave the permission or authority to anyone to impose such a restriction. You have no authority.
Mt 16:18

But I will say that the church has no business executing people and no actual church ever has.
The church didn't. The secular authorities did that :^)

Much less taking away the word of God from the people, that's the opposite of what the church has been commissioned to do by the Lord Jesus Christ, upon whom the church is built.
Why do protestants make Catholicism pre-1500 sound like it was some super secret mystery cult where people were just left to spiritually rot outside it? The Church was indeed always cautious about people, particularly less educated people, getting a hold of scripture, because thye knew what damange could be done by people reading things they didn't understand could do, and it's not like there weren't heretics from the get go. In fact, the arch-heretic, Simon Magus, is even mentioned in the Bible itself trying to "buy" the power of Holy Spirit for himself.
Really, a little learning is a dangerous thing. Drink deeply or not at all.
Whatever its practises were, the Church never tried to deny what was in scripture to anyone, through sermons, plays, paintings or whatever. Just because people couldn't read didn't mean they had no access to the contents of Scripture.

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

John 17:17-18
Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth.
As thou hast sent me into the world, even so have I also sent them into the world.

Matthew 28:19-20
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

If you can't accept authority then you can't accept from God either way.
The Church is not a democracy like the joke of your country.

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

2 Peter 3:16-17
As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
Ye therefore, beloved, seeing ye know these things before, beware lest ye also, being led away with the error of the wicked, fall from your own stedfastness.

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

That's why we have the Church to guide us to Christ path and teach his true word.
When you get uneducated retards like pastor Anderson interpretation a 2000yo greek-Hebrew-aramich text shit like protestants are born.
KJV isn't the word itself. Neither is any translation for that matter.
Only the words that come from the mouth of God.

Landon Gray
Landon Gray

Exactly. The Church in it's mission does these things, and always has done.

What is your objection?

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

1 Peter 1:23-25
Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever.
For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:
But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you.

1 Thessalonians 2:13
For this cause also thank we God without ceasing, because, when ye received the word of God which ye heard of us, ye received it not as the word of men, but as it is in truth, the word of God, which effectually worketh also in you that believe.

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

So you've just confirmed my point.
Free interpretation of the scripture might lead you into heresy.

Liam Harris
Liam Harris

What is your objection?
You can't take away the word of God from people. You have no authority to do so.

And it's counter to the very foundations of what the church is meant to do.

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

Forget it bro. Wrong mention.

Brandon Lopez
Brandon Lopez

That's why I'm not going to respect false prophets who teach contrary to the word.

1 Corinthians 1:18
For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

I mean if people want to listen to the word of God they could just, I don't know, go to church?
There were many false versions of the Bible circulating with lots of heresies, and since most people were uneducated they could spread heresies leading other man into sin.
Besides most people couldn't read either way.
If you could during your medieval studies you would read the Bible.

Justin Flores
Justin Flores

But it never has. What are you talking about?
Knowing the Word of God /= literally having a bible in your hands.

Sebastian Reed
Sebastian Reed

Exactly. False prophets like John Smyth, Martin Luther etc. Jesus warned us about them.

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Besides most people couldn't read either way.
Alright then what's the point in taking it away from people? See, there's something here that doesn't add up. This is eerily like a post-crime justification of unlawful actions. But I'm not the one that will be judging this case.

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

What's the point of having a bible if you can't read?
Besides the number of bibles was very small. It took months to write one. There was no press back then. That means that a regular pleb couldn't just walk into a store and buy one. The only ones available were in monasteries churches and universities.
Having a Bible is different from having the word of God retard.

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

hot debate in the meme thread
you could at least do it with images

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Dylan Ward
Dylan Ward

Having a Bible is different from having the word of God retard.
wat.

Matthew Thomas
Matthew Thomas

It's true.
It's like saying the apostles didn't truly evangelise because they were handing out bibles to everyone they met. Reading the Word is not the only way to receive it.

Posting some images to stay on topic.

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Jeremiah Harris
Jeremiah Harris

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Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

What is that second image supposed to be saying?
It's Reagan's fault we literally couldn't stop having sex!

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Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

Indeed, it’s absurd to suggest that Reagan did or Trump will in any way cause the death of homosexuals, that was their own fault.

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

tbh I never noticed the bottom text, I only ever saw the image

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

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Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

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Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

Click, click, click, click, click, click, click -Knuckles's chat to the Ebolas 4:20

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Michael Martin
Michael Martin

downboat

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

re🅱🅱it

*spit noises

Lucas Martin
Lucas Martin

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Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

Russia circa 1923

Elijah White
Elijah White

I still cry like a bitch whenever I look at this icon.

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Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

source on the 3rd one?

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

I get the same reaction from listening to this

Austin Cox
Austin Cox

/r/ing more rare Andersons

Aiden Gonzalez
Aiden Gonzalez

Nicholas II was a butcher. he killed a couple thousand crows and cats for fun

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

It would be better if Zig Forums just admitted they were full of newcomers and people that don't usually use Imageboards, and then killed this thread.
I swear this is some horrible stuff.

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Dominic Myers
Dominic Myers

proofs? Reddit is literally the first source I can find.

John Adams
John Adams

I Can provide in Russian?

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

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Julian Brooks
Julian Brooks

lmao

Austin Phillips
Austin Phillips

post better memes or leave then friend

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

Does anyone have that webm of the Pope as a magical girl anime?

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

I have no idea what the catholic figure dancing with the nun is, but they're cute together dancing.

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

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555082
We fit the Reformed row pretty spot on tbh

t. Sydney Anglican

tfw have to differentiate my diocese from all the others because we're basically the only conservative branch left

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

the purpose of this thread is to share memes that we can use for evangelizing, so there are memes that appeal to normies on facebook and chan-tards.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

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Carter Rodriguez
Carter Rodriguez

For once I can agree with Anderson.

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Hudson Taylor
Hudson Taylor

A-amen to that?

Adrian Barnes
Adrian Barnes

Has Zig Forums watched Japan: Kamikaze Nation yet?

Jeremiah Ward
Jeremiah Ward

Source of that sermon please ?

Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

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Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

The Daily Bible Verse section of the popular Catholic app Laudate had an interesting pic today, usually they post different inspiring pics of Jesus but today they posted Jojo's.

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Daniel Edwards
Daniel Edwards

gay

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

Do not be conformed to the world's pattern of thinking anime is gay, user.

Gabriel Hill
Gabriel Hill

he has revealed himself in an effort to bring down another user
very noble

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

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Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

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Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

L-O-V-E IT

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Logan Long
Logan Long

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Colton Butler
Colton Butler

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what is?

555522
L-O-V-E THIS

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I didn't even get to the Eucharist part.
I got triggered instead.
The whole thing just reminds me far too much of Anglican services I've been to where they pander to one group or another.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

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Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

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Charles Clark
Charles Clark

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underrated

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

tfw have veil-wearing, Catholic mommy gf

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Luke Gonzalez
Luke Gonzalez

Implying Christians think dinosaurs didn't exist
We all know the dinos died in the flood because they were too fat to get in the ark.

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Evan Wood
Evan Wood

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Jonathan White
Jonathan White

Fresh meat

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Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

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Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

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Easton Perry
Easton Perry

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Gavin Clark
Gavin Clark

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Nathan Campbell
Nathan Campbell

964 years in ms paint

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William Butler
William Butler

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Jaxon Ross
Jaxon Ross

pic related has not been posted yet.
B-but it's required for our meme threads.
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It's a dubs meme I can smell it already. You don't even need text it's ready to go as is.

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Brody Green
Brody Green

And Lucifer, The Morningstar.
Christ our Lord is called the Bright and Morning Star (Revelations 22:16), while Lucifer is called the Son of the Morning (Isaiah 14:12)

Robert Johnson
Robert Johnson

582209
dog is catholic
yet another proof that you don't need to believe in God to be catholic

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

Yeah whoever wrote that is pretty clueless. Both Isaiah 14:12 and Ezekiel 28:14 are about Lucifer, and 2 Corinthians 11:14 characterizes him as well and those were all written by different people before the Revelation. And in Revelation 12:9 he is equated with the serpent and satan in the same sentence and he is never called morning star, actually Jesus gives that as his own name in Revelation 22:16.

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

good thread

Jeremiah Long
Jeremiah Long

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Francis Chan is a heretic.

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

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Brayden Sullivan
Brayden Sullivan

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Austin Price
Austin Price

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Jason Moore
Jason Moore

Why so?

Cooper Perry
Cooper Perry

Maybe this?
churchleaders.com/daily-buzz/286351-francis-chan-love-mike-bickle-charismatic-brothers-sisters.html

Jaxson Jenkins
Jaxson Jenkins

Francis Chan
I thought that this was a meme name for animesque character created on 4chan and Zig Forums

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

sbe
2000 n one

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

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Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

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Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

583811

the gospel of christ dying for sinners can't be taught orally

Why does the catholic assume "taught by word" means special revelation outside of scripture especially when the same epistle clarifies that?

Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

Probably something written by a communist Jew

Oliver Stewart
Oliver Stewart

shitty paint job

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Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

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Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

People following the torah by the guidance of the Talmud is an example of sola scriptura
Wow XD *slow clap

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

579291
Isn't this video shot in Salem or some shit? This seems almost demonic with the reaction she has

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

All in good taste

Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

twitter.com/Drommels_YT/status/957690997529554946

LOL

How far into the comments can you make it?

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Matthew Perry
Matthew Perry

and i thought these type of people are only pozzed 30yrsold+ faggots fuck not Gen-z fags

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

Bi
Femboy
Thot positive
mfw

This new generation of homosexuals is even worse than the ones before

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Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

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This meme really shows its age, redditurds and lefties have turned against richard dawkins because he stands firm in his belief in science to the point of not bending the knee to the "gender is not biological" crowd.

Oliver Brooks
Oliver Brooks

Hardcore new atheists of that sort still exist, but you’re right that they’re less popular. The progressive left is moving away from string pro-atheism and instead simply seeking to oppose traditional Christianity. That way they don’t have to attack Islam or the New Age or liberal “Christians”. Of course this has lead to more new atheist types entering the right.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

yeah now they use chan culture
i hope this rooten world dies already fuck

Evan White
Evan White

Annnnnndddddd it's a bunch of neo-commies, no surprise there either.

Thomas White
Thomas White

lol saving this one for future use on this board

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Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

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Chase Torres
Chase Torres

Why is Papa Francisco acting like this?

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Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

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Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

kinda of a a shit meme but i wanted to share either way.

Caleb Butler
Caleb Butler

Didn't this meme originate on Zig Forums's /v/?

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

I don't know.

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

Moohamed was illiterate, he didn't write anything

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

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Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

Honk honk honk

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Parker Jones
Parker Jones

Can someone switch this to king james english?

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Gavin Nelson
Gavin Nelson

Can Anderson posters come up with a meme that hasn't already been played out? The only thing worst than seeing his face constantly reposted is these shitty forced memes.

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

spot the mod
the wickedness of man is great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

Post the copypasta

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Gavin Anderson
Gavin Anderson

I'm not a mod, I'm just encouraging you guys to be more original. It gets tiring always seeing his ugly jewish mug accompanied with low effort facebook memes.

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

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Ryan Diaz
Ryan Diaz

spot the mod
Mods don't post. They ban/delete. You never see them coming.

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

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Colton Perry
Colton Perry

Very nice, would be interested in having all denoms drawing something similar about themselves.

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Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

Well, yeah, but LoGH is still bretty gud

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

pls donut us my likeness for ur menes, thx :O)

David Edwards
David Edwards

we'll all be together with the tsar soon

Camden Hill
Camden Hill

This is actually really good.

Chase Jackson
Chase Jackson

if only thou wot how askew things verily art

Jose Reed
Jose Reed

see Astolfo
close thread

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

:O)
kekd

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

literal INSANITY
great vid

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

I don't understand it.
I don't get how it morally works for Jews.
It just makes my sides hurt more.

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Benjamin Jenkins
Benjamin Jenkins

my faget commie/socialist bros use twitter all day every day and only want to ever discuss politics. it's pathetic. they all type like that too, it's the "left wing mob" as good ol' peter hitchens said

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

So is IHOP widely seen as heretical? It got into this group in my old Prot church (Nazarene). I mean, obviously I view it as heresy now as a Catlick but I wasn't sure what the non-Catholic consensus was.

Chase Reed
Chase Reed

underrated gold (because its true)

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

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Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

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Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

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Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

karma
trashman.tga

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

mentions satan
implying he's not using it as a substitute for "favor" or "power"
What is reading comprehension

Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

This is obvious false-flagging, yet the mods do nothing about it.

Jayden Gonzalez
Jayden Gonzalez

you cringe you lose

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

dailywire.com/news/27014/church-celebrates-transgender-pastors-transition-amanda-prestigiacomo

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

Relevant.

firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2018/02/when-is-a-lutheran-not-a-lutheran

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Where does he say it's the catholic church?

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

no where because none of them spoke english

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

I flagged by accident. The idea was that more brothers would share the rest of this meme, since I only saved the part most relevant to me.

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

If only you knew how bad things are

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Brayden Price
Brayden Price

I would laugh if this wasn't what people actually think is a legitimate criticism.

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Logan Collins
Logan Collins

If God didn't want people to be gay, than why would he make gay people
It's that "why does god allow bad things atheist meme". Also will always be people who will literally hand wave facts against their fetish identity, if the person is willing to have a dialog about their beliefs than you can actually talk to them.

The biggest problem is that people believe that being gay exists in a vacuum, that it doesn't effect anyone else, that it's not used for social engineering or changes in economy. Start with one aspect of this collage of victimhood. The sad part is no one will listen to you if you bring in the bible, just use the science/politics/facts that confirm the bible instead of reading scripture to indoctrinated people.

On a intentionally positive note, i used to be just like these kinds of people who would use personal logic and unquestionable equality to get an empty revenge on Christians trying to help me. Those who seek shall find.

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

Got a point, tbh

Jace Cook
Jace Cook

where?

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

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Luis Peterson
Luis Peterson

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Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

am i forgeting anyone?

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Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

discord server for those interested
/Yy8dzgh

Lincoln Wilson
Lincoln Wilson

That first one is GOLD

Jaxson Williams
Jaxson Williams

Can Someone edit this and change Emperor to God

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Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

583819
Catholics

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Jose Anderson
Jose Anderson

Bolek

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

An old classic

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Henry White
Henry White

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Mason Rodriguez
Mason Rodriguez

Tfw no faithful traditionalist anime girlfriend to spend your time with cause 3DPD are all cheating nigger loving thots, including the Christian girls.

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Jace James
Jace James

mute gf
I thought I was the only one who had this thing.

James Turner
James Turner

3DPD are all cheating nigger loving thots, including the Christian girls

You aren’t on Wizardchan user, there’s no need for that level of delusion

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

From the Ware thread

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Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

Mfw this is actually real and written by an actual person

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Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

Has someone said stone age demoniacs? :DDDDD

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Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

Why not becoming a monk, an hermit, a friar or something like that?

Nicholas Ross
Nicholas Ross

10/10

Connor Ramirez
Connor Ramirez

I know from experience m8. I met a lot of girls who claim to be Christian end up being nothing but thots enjoying bbc.

They were just using God's word to further themselves/make them look better than everyone else.

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

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Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

I met some women who were whores
Therefore all women are whores

Impeccable logic user. Also you have a weird obsession with black dicks.

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

requesting the Chad aquinas meme vs beta guy
i know its posted here somewhere but i cant find it

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

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Luke Flores
Luke Flores

Picture's corrupted

Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

Sauce on the first one?

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

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Jason Scott
Jason Scott

Works on my machine™

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

If you look closely, the rightmost part's been cut off

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

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Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

Defending gnostics
Calling gnostics christians
Ever

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

Well I'll be damned, you're right.
It doesn't cut off any of the post though so I think it's OK.

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

everyone who disagrees with me is a gnostic

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Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

Underrated

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Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

Christian bitch has a lot of black "friends" and whores herself out to them
Hurr obsession with black dicks.

Yeah, this shit is the reason why no one likes Christianity these days, cause of cucks like you.

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

If you don’t think that all women are whores for bbc then you’re a cuck

You do realise that this is exactly what the typical cuckold fetishist believes, right? Just like you, they believe all women are whores for bbc. This is one of the most serious cases of projection I’ve ever seen. You’re probably a few steps away from jerking it to BLACKED.COM, if you’re not already there.

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

Rate my OC.

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Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

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Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

Who are Cathars

Xavier Richardson
Xavier Richardson

what are you trying to say here ?

Henry Young
Henry Young

karma
stopped reading there :^)

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

How do we make Christianity edgy enough to compete with the faggotry? I'm thinking more warhammer may be necessary.

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Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

This is not a holy meme.

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

I beg your pardon? What does this mean?

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

Please do not leave that accursed URL here.

Jaxson Perez
Jaxson Perez

transhumanist AI agenda inconsistent with attaining godhood in Jesus' name

Jack Hill
Jack Hill

made this one too, i have a lot of personal concern about transhumanism, particularly as implemented by "state actors".

what are we trying to do? edgy and catchy yet in Christ? i like 1-2 liners

two agendas:
anti-transhumanism (emphasize perfection of man),
preparing for the founding of the Holy Roman Empire if Europe happens to collapse

Also you could consider memes that a secular person might be drawn toward without knowing Christ, such as stop masturbating, don't beat your wife, etc.

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Easton Allen
Easton Allen

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Liam Kelly
Liam Kelly

He didn't read Church fathers

Lucas Cox
Lucas Cox

What am I missing that the fathers said?

Anthony King
Anthony King

Can someone photoshop this to say "Stop right there papist scum" with anderson's face?

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Joshua Peterson
Joshua Peterson

The whole thing should say "Stop right there, papist scum. Nobody worships Mary on my watch. I'm confiscating your idols. Now convert or it's off to Hell with thou"

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

Needs more KJV tbh.

Sebastian Bailey
Sebastian Bailey

Stopeth right thereth, papist scumeth. Nosobody worshipeth Mary on mine watch. I shalt confiscatest thine graven imageths. Now converteth to Baptismeth or it shall be off to Hell with thou

Parker Peterson
Parker Peterson

The Anti-Christ is truly here

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Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

Ah it would have been so much better if he had activated the device by saying "hey google" before saying "fuck you" and you got to see that the device had received the message and tried to process it from the lights.

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

Ancient banter was great. And their rants about pagan and jewish fagotry even greater.
Plus, our doctrine that they spent great time precising is literally "We will be gods nigga"

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

Alexa Amazon says Jesus Christ is a Fictional character
youtube.com/watch?v=OqRMb5G-oMk

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

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Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

I think instead of "convert" it should be "get saved". Also Anderson should have an angry face.
I think this meme has traction. You could do another that says something like "Stop right there, reprobate. Nobody watches anime on my watch…" etc etc.
good job btw :DDD

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

Thanks, but I didn't see that the pic was all wavy looking can you try pic related? Also instead of "imperial Watch"put "Saint Anderson"

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Blake Scott
Blake Scott

with thou

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

That one's too low resolution but I used this one.

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Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

Thanks man

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

wew

James Phillips
James Phillips

Same. Nicky was too pure

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

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Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

583743

So can you lose your salvation by not reading it?

Also, rereading the same 10 passages from Paul that support your heresies on a surface reading in modern English, while fantasising about the Apocalypse, while totally ignoring James, Jude etc isn't "Bible Study".

Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

Yay! More Grog! God bless you, brother!

(And God Bless the rest of this board too!)

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

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Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

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William Collins
William Collins

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Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

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Asher Watson
Asher Watson

nice

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

~now~ it's okay to look into the symbolism.

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

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Eli Young
Eli Young

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Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

thinking

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Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

Underrated tbh.

Jacob Gray
Jacob Gray

Heres mine

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Juan Watson
Juan Watson

Sauce on the first two?

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

Be like
Some of these memes are pretty normie tier tbh

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

I suggest you watch the entire YouTube video of what Francis Chan says, he's very grounded in the Scriptures

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

dyxlexic

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

F R E S H
R
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S
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Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

That's a nice meme m8.

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

Thanks lad.

Anthony Morris
Anthony Morris

great

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

Not him but you have to admit there aren't many real arguments against homosexuality that aren't rooted in religious morality.

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

10/10

Cooper Gomez
Cooper Gomez

Mods make this a banner

Jace Williams
Jace Williams

chilliasm meme
heretical

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

there aren't many real arguments against homosexuality that aren't rooted in religious morality
Someone is new.

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Nathan Young
Nathan Young

Take this statement to the QTTDTOT and enjoy getting blown out of the water.

Jace Hall
Jace Hall

Fixed this for another thread.
r8 & h8

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Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

I am more than sure that Methuselah do mean "His death shall bring".

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

I understand some of these words

Gavin Myers
Gavin Myers

They're 50(fifty) times as likely to get aids.

Logan Moore
Logan Moore

Also you should add "God" before Adam because Luke 3 says Adam is a son of God
38 Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was the son of God.
Also that would make it more accurate because then it says it is a God man instead of just man

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

This is a list from Genesis 5, which includes the Divine nature of the Messiah in Mahalalel's name.

Connor Young
Connor Young

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Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

Also you should add "God" before Adam because Luke 3 says Adam is a son of God
Its from Genesis, not from luke

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

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Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

Saved

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

DEUS VULT PUPPER
NON NOBIS DOMINE
AVE MARIA!

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

there is some truth to the "wage slave" shit.
people have always worked for their daily bread, but never have humans worked as much as we do today.
If you work minimum wage you are basically a slave.

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

Perhaps you should stop being friends with horrible people, even if they claim to be Christians. Instead of going by their word, try to see how they live their lives as a heuristic to whether or not they are good for friendship or dating.

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

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Henry Gray
Henry Gray

Should probably mention they were Mormon.

Landon Russell
Landon Russell

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Liam Cook
Liam Cook

Read the full text.
Matthew 16:15-20
The rock is obviously the revelation.

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Jonathan Bell
Jonathan Bell

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Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

It's like you've even interacted with a girl other than your mom in your entire life
It should be "It's like you've NEVER even interacted with a girl other than your mom in your entire life

Angel Flores
Angel Flores

OC

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Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

implying blind belief is faith

Jackson Perry
Jackson Perry

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Hunter Wilson
Hunter Wilson

quality oc

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

It is. Faith is complete trust. I'm sorry you don't trust Jesus Christ, but if you repent he will accept you into the Kingdom of Heaven for all eternity. Praise the Lord and may God bless you

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

Here's some g(old) ones. Not sure if any of these have been posted yet.

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Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

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Juan Wilson

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Kevin Miller

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Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

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Grayson Sanchez
Grayson Sanchez

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Owen Torres

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Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

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Jayden Cooper

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Joshua Flores
Joshua Flores

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John Scott
John Scott

James 2:14-17
What shall it profit, my brethren, if a man say he hath faith, but hath not works? Shall faith be able to save him? And if a brother or sister be naked, and want daily food: And one of you say to them: Go in peace, be ye warmed and filled; yet give them not those things that are necessary for the body, what shall it profit? So faith also, if it have not works, is dead in itself.

Galatians 5:6
For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision availeth any thing, nor uncircumcision: but faith that worketh by charity.

not reading the bible
not knowing that the law Saint Paul talks about us the mosaic law, clearly showing that you haven't read Romans

2 Peter 3:15-16
And account the longsuffering of our Lord, salvation; as also our most dear brother Paul, according to the wisdom given him, hath written to you: As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are certain things hard to be understood, which the unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, to their own destruction.

Therefore my Protestant friend, you should be the one to convert to Christ and His true Church.

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Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

Last pic. Lol

Austin Harris
Austin Harris

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Aiden Baker
Aiden Baker

first pic
Excellent. A perfect representation of Zig Forums

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

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Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

youtu.be/uYPNYW3c5UY

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Henry Morris
Henry Morris

The Bible gives the definition of faith and in Ephesians 2 it says of and nit of works so it can't mean you need works
Hebrews 11:1
Now faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

I'd say, faith is the most important thing, and it is necessary to also do true works of good. But works of good are also something which get us closer to Him.

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

Sneaky chemtrail cameo.

Ian Nguyen
Ian Nguyen

artificial intelligence
doesn't know the basics of history.
Really makes you think.

Kayden Kelly
Kayden Kelly

Hey guys I can be a total degenerate but at least I believe in Jesus.
Also those passages imply faith with charity/works.
And conveniently you forgot to mention all the other passages where it says that works are needed such as Matthew
Matthew 25:37-40
Then shall the just answer him, saying: Lord, when did we see thee hungry, and fed thee; thirsty, and gave thee drink? And when did we see thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and covered thee? Or when did we see thee sick or in prison, and came to thee? And the king answering, shall say to them: Amen I say to you, as long as you did it to one of these my least brethren, you did it to me.
Matthew 7:24-27
Every one therefore that heareth these my words, and doth them, shall be likened to a wise man that built his house upon a rock, And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and they beat upon that house, and it fell not, for it was founded on a rock. And every one that heareth these my words, and doth them not, shall be like a foolish man that built his house upon the sand, And the rain fell, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and they beat upon that house, and it fell, and great was the fall thereof.

Just to mention a few.
Are you so naive to believe only faith, in the strict sense of the word is needed?
Saint Paul would punch you in the face for that.
Or is it because it is easier to have no concern in life. Because it way harder to say "I love you Jesus" and do what he told us to do than just living your life like you want.
I wish it was like that, my life would be way easier.

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

Spam multitude of verses that say that salvation is of faith
Claim that faith=faith alone
Ignore context and other verses
???
Eternal loss.

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

Hey guys I can be a total degenerate but at least I believe in Jesus.
Yes but that doesn't mean you should

Matthew 25:37-40
Probably talking to them in general and almost everyone that's saved will do at keast some works. I'm not goong to throw out clear statements like Romans 4:5 and Titus 3:5 for a parable

Matthew 7:24-27
He's saying you should do works. I never said you shouldn't but that you anren't saved by them. Also literally right before that he tells people that trust in there works go to hell
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.(John 6:38-40)
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Paul: Not of works
(((you))): You mean of works

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

Hey guys I can be a total degenerate but at least I believe in Jesus.
Yes but that doesn't mean you should
So why should I?
That means that faggots and pedos who like Jesus go to heaven without any need of repentance? But Catholics who also belive in jesus and do good works go to hell because they believe that being a good person is necessary. Ayy lmao bro.
hurr but muh Romans and Titus
First he says not by the works of the law (of Moses since Romans is directed to judeo Christians trying to force gentiles to follow the mosaic law) and in Titus he is saying that works of justice will not save you. Obviously. You can't be saved by works alone or faith alone. You need both.

I know that that makes you feel better.
You can fuck any chick you want, you can watch porn, kill, commit adultery and never having to confess your sins. Damn what a life.
If you still thing sola fides is true, against the teachings of Christ, the apostles and the church father because somehow your or Luther ou pastor Anderson are smarter than them do what you please. I wash my hands.

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

teleports behind you
"Vestri 'iam mortuum!"

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Sebastian Rodriguez
Sebastian Rodriguez

Nihil personale est, haede.

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

James 2
Talking to brethren, meaning they are all already saved and are going to heaven
Can't read context
Galations 5
still talking to brethren that are already saved
2 Peter 3:15-16
irony
Ephesians 2:8-9
8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:
9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.

Repent and have faith in Jesus Christ alone.

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

So why should I?
What did I literally just say?
That means that faggots and pedos who like Jesus go to heaven without any need of repentance? But Catholics who also belive in jesus and do good works go to hell because they believe that being a good person is necessary. Ayy lmao bro.
Pedos are probably reprobate and homos for sure are so they can't believe

First he says not by the works of the law (of Moses since Romans is directed to judeo Christians trying to force gentiles to follow the mosaic law) and in Titus he is saying that works of justice will not save you. Obviously. You can't be saved by works alone or faith alone. You need both.
Part of the law is do good works which is in the NT and in Ephesians it says of faith and not works. And Titus just says your not saved by works, if you're justified by faith and works then you are justified by works

Again I bever said you should sin, I said you can and still be saved

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

Also I was talkong about Romans 4:5 but 3:28 is still good

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

Thou shalt not bear false witness.
CANON I. If any one saith, that man may be justified before God by his own works, whether done through the teaching of human nature, or that of the law, without the grace of God through Jesus Christ; let him be anathema.

Also, nice tu quoque, now arguments please

Logan King
Logan King

Talking to brethren, meaning they are all already saved and are going to heaven
<Asuming outright that Salvation is one time deal and you cannot lost it
still talking to brethren that are already saved
On contrary, they lost thier salvation. It's clear for the text.
You are made void of Christ, you who are justified in the law: you are fallen from grace
irony
Not an argument
Ephesians 2:8-9
Ephesians 1:4, 13-15; 2:1-12; 4:17-19, 22-24; 5:5-6; 6:11
Or since you cannot read: Galtians 5:6
Repent and have faith in Jesus Christ alone.
Repentance is work.

Kevin Martinez
Kevin Martinez

you can lose your salvation
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
I guess everlasting doesn't last forever these days.
they lost their salvation
Repentance is work
he doesn't let the Holy Bible define it's own words
To repent is to regret or to change your mind. It is not works.
Genesis 6:6 And it repented the LORD that he made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
Exodus 13:17 And it came to pass, when Pharaoh had let the people go, that God led them not through the way of the land of the Philistines, although that was near; for God said, Lest peradventure the people repent when they see war, and they return to Egypt:
Numbers 23:19 God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?
Psalm 110:4 The Lord hath sworn, and will not repent, Thou art a priest for ever after the order of Melchizedek.
Jeremiah 4:28 For this shall the earth mourn, and the heavens above be black; because I have spoken it, I have purposed it, and will not repent, neither will I turn back from it.
losing their salvation
fallen from grace
Romans 7:18-20
18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.
19 For the good that I would I do not: but the evil which I would not, that I do.
20 Now if I do that I would not, it is no more I that do it, but sin that dwelleth in me.
i guess Paul went to hell
You are lost. You do not have faith in Jesus Christ for your salvation. You have faith in works for salvation. You do not believe that Jesus Christ cannot save you alone and you must rely on works of men. Repent and have faith in Jesus Christ. I pray for you.

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

Repentance is work.
Repenting if your bad deeds/sins(stop fornicating) is. Repenting of following a false religion(catholicism) and turning to Jesus isn't
15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

I guess everlasting doesn't last forever these days.
You own quote disproves it for a) "believeth" here should be "is believing" for Greek time used indicates ongoing action b) 20 verses later "disbelief" is equal to "disobedience" apeitheo
To repent is to regret or to change your mind. It is not works.
Anderson says otherwise. And if you so certain to define what bible say what and what not is a work then behold: This is the work of God, that you believe in him whom he hath sent. Faith itself is work.
Romans 7:18-20
Says absolutely nothing that matters in this discussion. Salvation is grace and ifyou have no grace yu are not saved.
If you want something revelant from Romans then behold:
Romans 11:22 See then the goodness and the severity of God: towards them indeed that are fallen, the severity; but towards thee, the goodness of God, if thou abide in goodness, otherwise thou also shalt be cut off.
To say that OSAS is true you have to say that double covenant (i.e. Jews are saved without Christ) is true or otherwise Paul is lying.
i guess Paul went to hell
Who said that but you?
You are lost. You do not have faith in Jesus Christ for your salvation. You have faith in works for salvation. You do not believe that Jesus Christ cannot save you alone and you must rely on works of men. Repent and have faith in Jesus Christ. I pray for you.
Let me say it again then
CANON I. If any one saith, that man may be justified before God
by his own works
whether done through the teaching of human nature, or that of the law, without the grace of God through Jesus Christ;
let him be anathema.
Thou shalt not bear false witness.

And don't bring this sit to meme thread, o vain man.

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

Second pic
Rex without feathers

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Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

You own quote disproves it for a) "believeth" here should be "is believing" for Greek time used indicates ongoing action b) 20 verses later "disbelief" is equal to "disobedience" apeitheo
I don't believe someone that gets saved will ever fully stop believing. And it says we have the holy ghost until the day if redemption in Ephesians 1

Yeah if someone says you need to repent of your sins to be saved then they aren't saved.

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

John 6:26-32
26 Jesus answered them and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Ye seek me, not because ye saw the miracles, but because ye did eat of the loaves, and were filled. 27 Labour not for the meat which perisheth, but for that meat which endureth unto everlasting life, which the Son of man shall give unto you: for him hath God the Father sealed. 28 Then said they unto him, What shall we do, that we might work the works of God? 29 Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent. 30 They said therefore unto him, What sign shewest thou then, that we may see, and believe thee? what dost thou work? 31 Our fathers did eat manna in the desert; as it is written, He gave them bread from heaven to eat. 32 Then Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Moses gave you not that bread from heaven; but my Father giveth you the true bread from heaven.
2 Peter 3:15-16 is you

Lucas Edwards
Lucas Edwards

being this new
You can start here, user: altright.com/2017/09/25/the-alt-right-and-the-homosexual-question-part-1/

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

Hey guys I can be a total degenerate but at least I believe in Jesus.
Yes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP

Asher Gomez
Asher Gomez

I don't believe the Bible
Well at least you admit it

Wyatt Gonzalez
Wyatt Gonzalez

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Austin Reed
Austin Reed

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Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

I hate Jesus' teachings
Well atleast thou admitest such an thing

Hudson Morris
Hudson Morris

;)

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Levi Myers
Levi Myers

flags will be missed

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

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Nolan Kelly
Nolan Kelly

Is this okay to post? it's not offensive to catholics? I honestly don't know.

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Michael Cox
Michael Cox

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Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

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Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

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Christian Martin
Christian Martin

But Church Fathers wrote creeds with filioque. Council of Rome creed, Anasthasian creed, Council of Toledo etc etc.

Evan Long
Evan Long

Needs another section with those 3 slides reversed, wearing full chain mail.

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

Objective denomination tier list

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Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

best shitpost ever

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Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Someone needs to do this but of a KJV Baptist

Michael Green
Michael Green

actually using "be like"
let us spit on this meme. Tfu

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

kek sauce?

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

It was on /lit/ I believe

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

warosu.org/lit/thread/S9903777#p9908811
found it

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

Fresh OC

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James Fisher
James Fisher

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Brody Wright
Brody Wright

Could someone shop Lefebvre's eyes so they're glowing like in the second pic? Thanks

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Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

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Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

Maybe yellow instead? Looks a little demonic as it is

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Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

You kind of defeated the purpose with your image.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

“It is an unchristian religion, in the first place!' the prince resumed in great agitation and with excessive sharpness. 'That's in the first place, and secondly, Roman Catholicism is even worse than atheism - that's my opinion. Yes, that's my opinion! Atheism merely preaches a negation, but Catholicism goes further: it preaches a distorted Christ, a Christ calumniated and defamed by it, the opposite of Christ! It preaches Antichrist - I swear it does, I assure you it does! This is my personal opinion, an opinion I've held for a long time, and it has worried me a lot myself. … Roman Catholicism believes that the Church cannot exist on earth without universal temporal power, and cries: Non possumus! In my opinion, Roman Catholicism isn't even a religion, but most decidedly a continuation of the Holy Roman Empire, and everything in it is subordinated to that idea, beginning with faith. The Pope seized the earth, an earthly throne and took up the sword; and since then everything has gone on in the same way, except that they've added lies, fraud, deceit, fanaticism, superstition wickedness. They have trifled with the most sacred, truthful, innocent, ardent feelings of the people, have bartered it all for money, for base temporal power. And isn't this the teaching of Antichrist? Isn't it clear that atheism had to come from them? And it did come from them, from Roman Catholicism itself! Atheism originated first of all with them: how could they believe in themselves? It gained ground because of abhorrence of them; it is the child of their lies and their spiritual impotence! Atheism! In our country it is only the upper classes who do not believe, as Mr Radomsky so splendidly put it the other day, for they have lost their roots. But in Europe vast numbers of the common people are beginning to lose their faith - at first from darkness and lies, and now from fanaticism, hatred of the Church and Christianity!”

― Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Idiot

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Angel Jones
Angel Jones

Dostoyevsky's critique of Catholicism works ten times better when directed at Orthodoxy, especially ROC

Michael Edwards
Michael Edwards

reclaimed a meme from /islam/

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Ryan Sullivan
Ryan Sullivan

Unless you actually read it

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

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Jack Harris
Jack Harris

I've read him. And he condemns his own church more than he do CC.

Jackson Parker
Jackson Parker

What did the original one look like? Also Fascism can work with Christianity with Clerical Fascism.

Julian Murphy
Julian Murphy

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Angel Williams
Angel Williams

Change ma'am to sir as well

Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

We are all slaves

Henceforth I call you not servants; for the servant knoweth not what his lord doeth: but I have called you friends; for all things that I have heard of my Father I have made known unto you.
And it shall be at that day, saith the LORD, that thou shalt call me Ishi; and shalt call me no more Baali.
I have said, Ye are gods; and all of you are children of the most High.
For ye have not received the spirit of bondage again to fear; but ye have received the Spirit of adoption, whereby we cry, Abba, Father.

Yes, That meme is definitely from /pisslam/

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

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Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

Alex Jones
Conservative

Kek, sure bud

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

Jewish theologians are even more autistic than the cult of Kek

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

i like this

Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

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Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

Why are they gone?

Easton Green
Easton Green

they were the perfect example of "the road to Hell is paved with good intentions": it was a good idea, but people used it to create fake infighting, to insult while hiding their true "affiliation", to attack this board from within.

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

Post some Varg memes

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Tyler Wright
Tyler Wright

I am so tired of abortion. Today over two thousand children were murdered in the US alone and yet we do nothing. The Saints all weep, watching us slay the innocent. It's vile beyond comprehension and it's so frustrating I just don't know what to do. I just want it to end.

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Jason Parker
Jason Parker

not even catholic but the fact that prots still don't know that confession is biblical is just funny

Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

the fact that Protestants REFUSE to hear the "eat of my Body, and drink of my Blood" in combination with THE ONLY TIME IN SCRIPTURE CHRIST LOST FOLLOWERS (John 6:66, for PETE'S SAKE) is the Eucharist, really grinds my gears

Eli Young
Eli Young

for PETE'S SAKE
ehehehehehehehe

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Gotta reverse Roe v. Wade and/or get some legislation passed that protects life at conception.

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Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

just look at this

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

Where does Opus Dei fit into this?

Thomas Hill
Thomas Hill

Cicero was an atheist

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

You realize it's a metaphor about him shedding his blood and his body dying for us right? That's why tells us to remeber his sacrifice when we do it, not it means Jesus is a loaf of bread.

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

so when John 6:66 happens and all the disciples leave (even the Jews mumble up their sleeves at this hard teaching), why does not Jesus correct them? even when He did so for most other parables?

you do know it's the only time in the gospels where Jesus lost followers right?

if it was just a metaphor, why does St. Paul warn us that those who eat and drink of the Eucharist, risk damning themselves? Risk dying?

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

dude it's a METAPHOR, he used those all the time!

Then why is this the only metaphor that results in his audience quarreling among themselves? They understood what he meant when he said "I am the vine and you are the branches." Nobody is confused when talks about being the Way. Sure, Nicodemus was confused on the subject of being Born Again, but Jesus explains what he means, because he was talking about things that needed elaboration. Therefore, there is a precedent for how Christ uses metaphors, how people understand them, and what happens to people who are confused.

The complete opposite happens here. When the crowd asks "How can this guy let us eat his flesh?" Jesus says "Amen, Amen, I say to you, unless you eat and drink the flesh and blood of the Son of Man," and all that, using verbs that are very clearly for the physical act of consuming food and drink. He doesn't help them out by saying "You're thinking in physical terms when you need to be thinking spiritually" like he does with Nicodemus. He doubles down that he means what he says, and he knows they're confused and frustrated by what he's saying. But he does nothing to stop the people who don't get it from leaving. This is a doctrine important enough to Jesus Christ himself that he does nothing when people who were once with him hear it and decide to quit.

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Austin Brown
Austin Brown

Honestly, your iconoclasm is the worst thing about your beliefs, and I'm Anglican

I've never understood the rejection of beauty even though I find Catholic art sometimes quite tacky, especially Mary statues.

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Angel King
Angel King

I have never heard a Muslim say Christians believe in a false god. I have only heard Christians do this. In fact Muslims are commanded not to kill people of the book but demand conversion first as an alternative to battle. They say Christians are polytheistic, and they have a strong case when you observe sainthoods and idolatry of the catholic church.

Christians have more in common with Muslims than they do Catholics I believe. And i say this as being descended from Catholics but being protestant.

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

He doesn't help them out by saying "You're thinking in physical terms when you need to be thinking spiritually"
Wrong, read john 6:63
It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.
This is right after he gave them the hint in john 6:55 of
For my flesh is meat indeed, and my blood is drink indeed.
Which is in reference to hebrews 5:13-14
For every one that useth milk is unskilful in the word of righteousness: for he is a babe.
But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.

Charles Flores
Charles Flores

Fyodor Dostoyevsky
I've been struggling with this a lot actually, Dostoyevsky seems right, and that's what disturbs me. Having been baptized Anglican, I wonder if returning to that church is in vain or not. Of course, to my family, if one is to be emphatically Christian (which they are not), one ought to be Anglican (which is ridiculous to me).

But Dostoyevsky's criticism, I thought of it myself, and I don't want to believe anything more or less than Christ would have approved of. It also reminds me of Nietzsche, who I found so enlightening but at the end as unfruitful as the cursed fig tree. In Der Antichriste, Nietzsche makes the point that Jesus is a figure of such ultimate peace even in the suffering on the cross, and I think it might be blasphemous for anyone to detract from that by adding earthly power to it. I disagree with Nietzsche when he said that St. Paul was a dirty Jew that nobody should listen to who was actively working towards centralizing the church, but I digress, Nietzsche was always ready to be piggish with things he didn't like, and he hated the idea that the Son of Man had said that the meek will inherit, even though it is obvious that the confrontational kill each other.

I would like to hear more about Orthodoxy some time.

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Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

And then in the Last Supper, He says "This is My Body, which will be given up for you".

user, how does this conflict with
It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.

He SAYS THEY ARE HIS BODY, AND HIS BLOOD. It is the spirit, the Holy Spirit with which He proclaims with authority the consecration over the Eucharist!

You wretch, how can you enter Heaven if you do not eat of His Body or His Blood?

I'm still waiting for an explanation on how YOU CAN DRINK YOURSELF INTO DAMNATION OR DEATH. Unless, St. Paul is a liar?

Justin Price
Justin Price

what Christ said was in reference to an Epistle that wouldn't be written for years afterwards

hmmmmm

Jonathan Evans
Jonathan Evans

Christ is God; He knows all user. I must correct you, even if you agree with me.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

It makes a lot more sense that Christ was you know
saying what all the Church Fathers, Doctors of the Church, Priests, Bishops and even people like Martin Luther said He was saying:

That His body is His body and His blood is His blood and that there is a real presence of Christ in the Eucharist

Nolan Butler
Nolan Butler

His audience didn't know it

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

Which I agree with you, however, if you really pursue the "Christ couldn't be referring to this future epistle" argument, you are implicitly denying He is God. Much better to speak clearly in these sorts of discussions concerning Christ, right?

What you just said concerning tradition/magisterium is much more correct, and does not carry the sort of implicit argument protestants like to accuse us of.

Jackson Wood
Jackson Wood

No, I am saying that He wasn't referring to it rather than that He couldn't.

It just seems silly as most of the audience wouldn't know that or have any idea of that, and that that Hebrew passage has little connection to what Christ was talking about.

Its just grasping at straws

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

100% should do on /leftypol/

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Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

The problem is like this:
Go to a nation of criminals who want to murder each other. Revoke their weapons and you'll soon find out that they'll kill each other with their fists.

Making abortion illegal will not change anything besides an even larger prison system. You need to change people. Only the Holy Spirit can change people.

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Juan Green
Juan Green

It makes a lot more sense that Christ was you know saying what all these people that aren't saved and have the Holy Ghost said He was saying:

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

but it should still atleast be illegal
besides an even larger prison system
People that kill their own children should executed, not inprisoned

Tyler King
Tyler King

No Ortho?

Gavin Peterson
Gavin Peterson

People that kill their own children should executed, not inprisoned
I didn't think of it like that.

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Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

Making abortion illegal will not change anything besides an even larger prison system
you can't abort a child when you're in prison

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Adam Davis
Adam Davis

These were a couple of funny memes I picked up

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Jacob Wood
Jacob Wood

Sure you can. Where there is a will, there is a way. Hire someone to pummel your gut, throw yourself down some stairs, strip the wire from your hot-pot and braid it to stiffen it up like a coat hanger. Prisoners can be very creative.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

TMI

Jack Turner
Jack Turner

unloading some antipagan pics

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Aaron Campbell

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Zachary Hall

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Gabriel Morris

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Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Wilhelm II, Declared the First World War
Imagine being this retarded

James Powell
James Powell

When my family debates with me, they are also debating with atheist authors so exalted as Stephen Fry, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins and Penn Jillette.

So just edgy quips by a fat gay, a (defunct) chain smoker, a magician and a failed biologist

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Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

(checked)
Deliver us O Lord from our own cultural detritus

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

that bait picture doesnt belong there, sorry

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Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

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Luis James
Luis James

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Levi Ward
Levi Ward

He could so he would even if it would make no sense at the time

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

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William Stewart
William Stewart

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Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

i like how posts are just deleted now instead of publicly saying why the user was banned

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

The Old Testament was written by Israelites, 400 years before Jesus was born. It has nothing to do with him.
dropped

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

Deus Vult Pupper

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

No. Anyway, this argument comes from the pope Pius XII, in humani generis if I remember correctly and he clearly said Cicero was pagan.

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

*humani generis unitas

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

I found this rather epic shitpost, or did I find it here?

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Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

10/10

Jayden Peterson
Jayden Peterson

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Jonathan Anderson
Jonathan Anderson

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Evan Stewart
Evan Stewart

If only thou knewest how poor things truly art.

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

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Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

That's funny as hell

small correction
If only you could know how poorly things goeth

You wouldn't talk to a stranger by saying thee, thou, thine. You was the formal method of address. Also I took the liberty of suggesting other changes reflecting a more formal grammatical lexicon that modern English often shortens.

Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

that is a very weak meme. I've seen prots do so much better. must be a baptist post

Michael Hill
Michael Hill

In light of the recent prank that the Pope pulled on twitter. He sure got us good. That jokester, jokarino, jokekomski, he's such a scamp

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Evan Harris
Evan Harris

That tigger be cookin' that crack rock

Daniel King
Daniel King

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Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

The Catholic Church,
The Church of pranksters

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Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

Following the link leads to youtube channel named the same as the product
this is not a joke video
this is a serious product
they can't even flip a light switch
Jews disgust me so much and this just adds to the pile of overly litigious traits that make them what they are.
The first image just makes me angry.

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Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

Christ chan as a crackhead

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Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Source
youtube.com/watch?v=2pV5xUc9QTE
Uncle Ruckus goes to church.

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

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Ryan Gomez
Ryan Gomez

When you're Baptist and you haven't given the gospel to anyone in 8 seconds.

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Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

when you are a baptist and someone lifts his little finger for the Kingdom of God

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

Does anyone have a 40 second webm of a Pentecostal mashup with a drum and bass rave that says "Everybody, make some f—king noise!"?

It's the funniest thing I've seen in ages

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

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Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

b-bump for this

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

Never seen it, but take a look at this.

Eli Rogers
Eli Rogers

B A P T A S I A

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

Blessed. Thanks a lot!

Zachary Lopez
Zachary Lopez

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Caleb Baker
Caleb Baker

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Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

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Lucas Young
Lucas Young

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Sebastian Anderson
Sebastian Anderson

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Matthew Bennett
Matthew Bennett

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Brayden Powell
Brayden Powell

filename

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Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

Seems a bit borderline blasphemous.

Seems a bit borderline prideful.

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

This comic is indication of sad reality that people does not understand this pericope well i.e. that it's first and foremost trap of Jews and out-trapping of Jesus, forgiveness principles second

Carson Perry
Carson Perry

and have you read the 10 commandments? Saying "goddamit" is literally breaking one of them. You know what isn't? Being gay.

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Hudson Sanchez
Hudson Sanchez

Falling for "one is born gay" meme
Not wanting to admit that sodomy is your degenerate choice
that last sentance

Do I hear HERESY?!…Uh Oh…SMASH IT!

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Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

borderline prideful
Read the filename, the shitpost has a target.

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

But Catholics who also belive in jesus and do good works go to hell because they believe that being a good person is necessary.
implying anyone who truly believes in Jesus is going to hell because they did works
mate

Jonathan Cook
Jonathan Cook

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Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

Original content

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Isaiah Clark
Isaiah Clark

OC

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Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

shoop Thou shalt not commit Winnie the Pooh onto a painting of Moses holding the Ten Commandments as a crappy (but still faithful-ish, if indirect) translation of Thou shalt not commit adultery
several weeks later
no one has noticed yet

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David Jenkins
David Jenkins

western society
not mankind

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

Not bad. Image needs to be sharpened up a bit.

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Zachary Harris
Zachary Harris

Since the mods deleted my thread, requesting the "haha almost had to argue, but then I saw you're Catholic" meme with John Calvin.

Ian Torres
Ian Torres

Keep board clear user.

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Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

That's Knox

David Parker
David Parker

Thank you

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

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Jace Sanders
Jace Sanders

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Levi Murphy
Levi Murphy

The Catholic Church,
The offical church for soybois

William Roberts
William Roberts

reeee people having fun how dare they

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Robert King
Robert King

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Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

There's no reason to be upset

spoilered for NSFL

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Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

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Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

Shit-talking qt rebornpure
Repent.

Logan Reyes
Logan Reyes

mom said it's my turn to play

Luke Lopez
Luke Lopez

i guess thats why there are so little baptists compared to catholics

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Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

Luke 13
23 Then said one unto him, Lord, are there few that be saved? And he said unto them,
24 Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able.
25 When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are:
26 Then shall ye begin to say, We have eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets.
27 But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity.
28 There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.
29 And they shall come from the east, and from the west, and from the north, and from the south, and shall sit down in the kingdom of God.
30 And, behold, there are last which shall be first, and there are first which shall be last.

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Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

Luke 14
23 Baptists gay RT

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

I knew there would be faggots who would steal the schemamonk look and appropriate it, just like ear gauges or whatever they're called. It's really arrogant and thoughtless to copy a religious look without knowing the culture behind it.

William Howard
William Howard

Does anyone have any pictures of Christ-chan being grossed out, annoyed or offended? i am making this.

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Cooper Morgan
Cooper Morgan

Baptists are God's chosen because they are few
Source Luke 13:23 - 30
Calm down

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Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

c*Tholics are God's choosen people because there's many of them
Source: anons opinion

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Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

Assuming an user is Catholic
No, Anglican I'm just saying that Luke 13:23-30 doesn't mean that one is saved by virtue of how few coreligionists you have.

The "narrow but good way" versus the "easy but evil way" even finds expression in Hesiod, in his "Works and Days" writing 800 years before Christ. You can't make sense of the passage with sola fide, it refers to works as the necessary expression of faith, and is making use of a common Greek idiom of the period.

In short sola fide is proved wrong by this passage, because to "enter at the narrow gate" actually refers to an ethical stance.

Here's Hesiod; Works and Days
“I mean you well Perses, you great idiot! Badness is easy to have; you can take it by handfuls without effort. The road that way is smooth and starts here beside you, but between us and virtue, the immortals have put what will make us sweat. The road to virtue is long and steep uphill hard climbing at first, but the last of it, when you get to the summit, if you get there, is easy going after the hard part.”

Contrast with Mathew 7:13-14 “Enter by the narrow gate; for the gate is wide and the way is easy, that leads to destruction, and those who enter by it are many. For the gate is narrow and the way is hard, that leads to life, and those who find it are few.”

In short, you can't just "believe" and be saved, faith without works is dead, indeed, I'd rather be an athe*st with good works than a self satisfied so-called Christian who disregards his own sin and pride because he can repeat the creed. The reason the atheist with good works is insufficient is because he takes pride in them, and says "Oh, what a good person I am", and thus they aren't really good works, just various forms of self-centered self-congratulation.

So in short, Baptists are not saved by virtue of being Baptists, if you think you are saved by anything less than your utmost effort to merit the grace of God + the grace of God, then you are going to Jericho

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Evan Butler
Evan Butler

No, Anglican

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Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

No you

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

but good way" versus the "easy but evil way" even finds expression in Hesiod, in his "Works and Days" writing 800 years before Christ.
And I care about that why?

In short, you can't just "believe" and be saved,
Wrong, that's all you have to do
John 6:47
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me hath everlasting life.
faith without works is dead
Yes

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

No, you.

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

heretic

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

Also I forgot to elaborate, in case any atheists do find this and read it, the reason you need faith in God order to have works is because the object is not merely to have agreeable people who do nice things. As CS Lewis said, your temperament is like your digestion; just because it is usually good doesn't mean it can't be bad, and your temperament needs to be more reliable than that, you need to be at least as trustworthy as the law of gravity, and for that you need the imitation of Christ, and for the imitation of Christ, you need God the father.

Too many atheists complain about horrible diseases and how God is a mean and bad person, too few atheists carry their cross, and repeat the refrain of "The Chrage of the Light Brigade" by Tennyson, "theirs was not to reason why, theirs was but to do and die." Atheists are the sort of people who would complain about the order to charge the Russian artillery, right up until either to the court martial (and subsequent hanging) or until contrary orders were given.

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Isaiah Wood
Isaiah Wood

You should care about Hesiod because Jesus is repeating a pagan Greek idiom, that would have been commonly understood by his original hearers, as well as later Greeks and Romans reading the Gospels. You sola scriptura tiggers need to realize that Jesus was talking to specific people who lived in a specific culture that was heavily influenced by Hellenism. You can't just "read" the Bible as a book that popped out of the ether in 1611 when King James say that it was good.

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Christopher Taylor
Christopher Taylor

I'm sorry our superiority offends you, try converting

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Jaxson Miller
Jaxson Miller

This.

Liam Miller
Liam Miller

superiority
Exactly,
Brother

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Owen Reed
Owen Reed

15 And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
16 jk boi you need these extra biblical stories that no one cares about to understand slavation. See ya in hell sucka.

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

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James Perry
James Perry

Just because they are not under the same book cover it doesn't mean it is not relevant for understanding it, you materialistic burger idiot.
You're going to hell if you keep being of the world and can't comprehend context and that words have meaning that the sayer attributes and not the listener.
To think your interpretation is the same of Jesus Christ! What an absolute perversion you preach.

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Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

You're going to hell
no u
John 5:24
Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

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Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

begome rebrobade
No thank you

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

Muh John 5:24
See? I'm totally saved
I'm feeling saved right down to the pit of my soul
Trust me guys, honest, I've done enough
Or rather, I don't need to do anything, because sola fide!
You know how people say "body and soul?" Like the two have to be congruent for their actions or thoughts to have purpose? Yeah, faith and works is the same thing, the reason nobody finds your argument about faith as an act of mind alone convincing is because we're all worldly enough to have experienced the wicked people whose words (in the form of their professed beliefs) and deeds do not match.

Also, consider how injured a woman is who was formerly loved in body and spirit to be told that now things are just platonic and from the spirit alone, she would probably say you don't love her anymore (and she has fair grounds for this belief, because let's be honest, you don't). And how much more deserving of love, from the totality of one's being is the God who suffered death so you would be given a path to life? God has made demands of the body too, just not carnal ones, he demands works, and that you don't hide His light under a bushel.

So ask yourself, does God have a cause to say against you "you don't love me as much as you should," or (like analogy of the spurned woman) "you don't love me anymore."

Open question.

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Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

memes Jesus
cuss
delete this

Samuel Jones
Samuel Jones

No, but have some more memes

In all fairness it was a r*ddit meme

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Ryan Fisher
Ryan Fisher

Oh, and this

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Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

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Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

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Parker Powell
Parker Powell

An alternative, rather than a death sentence, would be to prevent them from ever having children afterwards, sever the connections to the ovaries.

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

he ment the opposite of what he said
no u

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

tfw Catholic
but adore Dostoyevsky's writings
W-what do i do now?

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

Another example that protestants think that absolute spiritual concepts are the same as their logical reasoning.
Literally a fedora.

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

I need more of these but with medieval/renaissance paintings of priests and cardinals.

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

You take a step back, and re-read it and realise he is talking utter shit.
He has outlined what he considers to be major problems with the Western church, when these are just as if not more applicable to his own Orthodox context, in the very country which would become ground zero for atheistic, materialistic, Jewish marxism.
I'm not blaming him for not seeing into the future, but reading his novels it's hard to come to any other conclusion than that he saw this coming from miles off, especially when reading The Devils.

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

You provide the paintings, I'll provide the memefication.

Robert Morgan
Robert Morgan

QVID MIHI DICIS O HÆRETICE ? Tibi narro quod auctus sum super omnes semenarios et permultas incursiones contra haereticos feci, etCCC haereticos vere converterti. Educatus de patribus ecclesiae sum atque augustissimus scholaris in dioecesi mea. Nihil te puto nisi catholicus futurus. Putasne quod electrice id dicere impune posses? Reputa, pathice. Cum loquimur nuntium mitto ad gregem curiosorum et locus tuus indagatur, ut debeas te praeparare contra tempestatem, vermicule. Tempestas enim quae delebit 'solam scripturam' et 'solam fidem' Conversus es, puer. Possum ubivis ire, quandocumque decet, teque conversare DCC per artes manibus inermibus. Non modo educatus de patribus ecclesiae sum, sed etiam imperium habeo super omnes vires exercitus Papae, atque eis utar ut culus tuus miser deletus sit ex continente, cacator. Si scire potuisses quod ultioni tibi effecturum facetum dictum tuum fuisset, fortasse tacuisses. Sed nec potuisti nec tacuisti, et nunc poenas das, stulte. Conversus es, puer.

English version: What ſayeſt thou unto me, O heretic ? I tell thee that I graduated at the top of my claſs in ſeminary, and have been involved in numerous ſecret raids againſt the heretic, and have indeed converted 300 heretics. I am educated in the Church Fathers and am the top ſcholar in my dioceſe. Thou art nothing to me but another future Catholic. Thinkeſt thou that thou art able to ſay with impunity whatever thou pleaſeſt to me over the Internet? Think again, O pathetic one. As we ſpeak, I am ſending my ſecret network of ſpies to trace thy location, ſo thou oughteſt to prepare for the ſtorm, thou worm. The ſtorm which wipes out 'ſola fide' and 'ſola ſcriptura'. Thou art converted, boy. I can be anywhere, any time, and I can convert you 700 ways with my bare hands. Not only am I trained in Patriſtics, but I have acceſs to the entire Papal armed forces, and I will uſe it to wipe thy miſerable aſs off the face of the continent. If you could have known what retribution your little 'clever' comment could bring down upon you, you might have kept ſilent. But thou knew not; neither didst thou be ſilent, and now thou payeſt the price, thou fool. You're converted, kiddo.

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

THAT'S SO GAY

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Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

when the protestants, jews, and atheists start noticing things they weren't supposed to

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Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

Quick, would you be able to gain entrance to the dance?

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Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

yeah but i'm ortho so

Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

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Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

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Noah Williams
Noah Williams

Meh, I shouldnt justify them, given the fact that I'm an Ortho, but first quote seems out of context.

Jayden Howard
Jayden Howard

Same with the others. The second is a secondhand quote from a gay sex abuse victim, take that as you will but it's not from papa's mouth, and the third he said in relationship to those afflicted by lusts, not those who partake in them.

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

Anybody got that one about the Catholic and Baptist arguing.
The Catholic stick figure says something like: "hm.. I understand where you're coming from and disagree. Let me explain…" and the Baptist Duke Nukem in opposite panel says: "blow it out your ass"

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

kek

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

there he goes, pranking his church again.

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

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Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

Honestly thoigh he was just joking about that. You need very high IQ to understand his qoutes.

Samuel Cox
Samuel Cox

that pic
BAM! Right in the feels.

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

Ni9bba these aren't memeworthy paintings, maybe only the second one.
Find some Western ones, preferably pictures.

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

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Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

Satan is a furfag
kek what a winnie the pooh loser

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Jace Williams
Jace Williams

tfw a racist subreddit is more christian than this board
reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/8lavrb/just_a_reminder/

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

The MDE subreddit is actually pretty good. The other day they were having a "post your bibles" thread.

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

yeah as much as i hate reddit i like that sub. better than this board most times

Blake Allen
Blake Allen

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Camden Scott
Camden Scott

Sorry m8 i don't have good paintings laying around, just pulled those out of a 5min search. I wanted more akin to this example.

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Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

Could someone post some rare Andersons. Please and thank you. Have a rare E Michael Jones in exchange

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Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

1st image is soo true, everyone on this board is so nice.

Brayden Rodriguez
Brayden Rodriguez

Hello there newfriend!
I hope you like it here, even though we are all pretty fractioned we still try our best to be a decent discussion forum.

Enjoy your stay!

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

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Juan Walker
Juan Walker

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Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

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Alexander Cox
Alexander Cox

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Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

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Parker Brown
Parker Brown

The 90s called, they want their meme back.

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

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Angel Brown
Angel Brown

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Kevin White
Kevin White

the video got winnied up. Here's the link youtu.be/eCcFSeOsrlk

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

Did you know that you just referenced the mark, user?
That John of Patmos, John the apostle, and John the evangelist are the same guy?
That a mark "on the hand" is what you do, and one "in the forehead" is what you think?

Holy winnie the pooh, guys. Wisdom is truly The Gospel. Meaning his gospel. Which he knows the best because he wrote it. Where it is chapter six, verse three score and six.

This changes everything.
(For me. And nothing. For you who was already sold on transubstantiation.)

Jackson White
Jackson White

Thing about that is that John 6:63 is Jesus correcting them. But of course the blind readers don't like to bring that one up. And Mark 4:11-12 Jesus explains that for some, his parables are meant for them to misunderstand but for his disciples only to understand. Thus only the disciples understood John 6:63 and the fact his flesh is his words. Peter knew that, hence why he said "thou has the words of eternal life" in verse 68. Because it is the words of Jesus that you had to have in you. Or else, without the words, which is the word of God, you have no life in you. Sage because I've explained this before.

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

But now that you have been set free from sin and have become slaves of God, the benefit you reap leads to holiness, and the result is eternal life.
nah son

James Parker
James Parker

quasi-jungian atheist
finally, someone said it!

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

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Justin Ross
Justin Ross

I've been jokingly wanting to memorise all the herbs that exist so I went onto wikipedia and I found this image. I don't know why that Turkish-looking man is on his phone around spices and seems so cautious and suspicious but I feel like it has potential. If meme requests are allowed, I'd like to see someone use this.

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Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

I've been jokingly wanting to memorise all the herbs that exist
what
why

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Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

avoid posters like /u/agrianian_javelineer or /u/nordicist1 though.

Adam Flores
Adam Flores

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Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

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Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

jokingly
Are you German, by chance?

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Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

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Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

Does someone have the pic with the quotes about (((them))) from different Church Fathers/Theologians throughout history?

Owen Long
Owen Long

That's what I got

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Nathan James
Nathan James

Does anyone have this meme, but with Catholicism on the right and Orthodox on the left?

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Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

The Church always said the Jews were cursed by God and says everytime that the Church is the only one that can save men. m.vatican.va/content/francescomobile/en/audiences/2014/documents/papa-francesco_20140625_udienza-generale.html

Get winnie the poohed in the ass communist schismatic.

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

Not for you but for the dude who made the pic

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

First one
Is this loss?

Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

As an ortho
Having a big lobby and proselyting is a god thing
Also Putin is a degenerate bastard, killing Orthodox Georgians and Ukrainians, and waging wars against Orthodox countries. If anything, if there would be justice in this world, he should be necked for atrocities he has commited
One who made this picture is a pathetic larper

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

i am not a catholic but zionism? i thought the pope showed support for Palestinian christians i really like orthodox christians but that pic is just garbage

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

The Church officially supports the two states solucion. winnie the pooh Israel killers of Christ.

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

Jew Jewish Jewry Judaism
test

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

No, but thanks for sharing this.

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Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

Found this one on /pol/

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Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

That pic's not fair, grug isn't retarded

But if he's Catholic then he is saved :^)

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

Well, France is the least retarded of the Latins.

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

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Parker Foster
Parker Foster

And the most atheistic one. There's more atheists than Catholics there.

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

France is the least retarded of the Latins
Don't group us with that cucked filth.

Noah Hill
Noah Hill

implying Jerome and John Chrysostom weren't protestant-tier
revisionists, all of you!

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Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

literally the dumbest post of all time. what the fuсk man

Carson Foster
Carson Foster

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Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

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Hudson Smith
Hudson Smith

Jerome
who wrote a tract defending Mary being Ever-Virgin
John Chrysostom
who wrote numerous homilies and commentaries defending Cathodox doctrine
Protestant-tier

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Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

He was being ironic

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Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

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Isaac Jones
Isaac Jones

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Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Unironically using "be like"
Leave, and never come back

Ayden Long
Ayden Long

lmao, under appreciated memes and dubs. Seems like the anti-papists would get more use out of the second one though

Ayden Nelson
Ayden Nelson

This, but ironically

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

Ehh, I don't know if its utter shit just because he says that it's worse than atheism, which is utter shit. Christianity has a problem in that it actually did come from God, and as a result it contains a lot of insight, implicitly, into the inner workings of the cosmos. Over the centuries these insights have been misused in a variety of ways, and revolutionary ideologies is one of them. I don't blame the communist revolution on the Russians, I blame it on a backwards culture coming into the grip of novel philosophies and everything they saw as "western" which was really just German Lutheran heretical offshoots like Marxism.

In short, your theory about communism in Russia, ignores how the faith sprung back after 70 years of persecution. I don't see how western Christianity is going to survive its tribulation under feminism however.

John Sanchez
John Sanchez

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Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

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Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

Tell your Son I've been a good boy vs take my sacrifice retarded figure. Gib rain and food pls
Kys prot cuck

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

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Juan James
Juan James

t. Someone that takes memes too seriously, and needs a chill pill

Also, advocating someone to commit a sin is a sin and bannable so REPENT

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

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Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

Well it counted as worship when John did it to the angel. And when Cirnelius did it to Peter. I doubt they were worshipping them like a god but it's still worship.

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

Revelations 22:9
9 Then saith he unto me, See thou do it not: for I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren the prophets, and of them which keep the sayings of this book: worship God.

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

Revelation 12:17
And the dragon was angry against the woman: and went to make war with the rest of her seed, who keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.

who is this then? how can protestants be the remnant of her seed, when they reject Her to God's face?

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

who is this then?
See Genesis 3:15, she represents Eve, the mother of all living, and the seed that will bruise the serpent's head is Christ. It's the exact same symbolism here. After Christ was caught up to God and to his throne, the dragon was later case out of heaven and he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child, which is the human race, then when the woman got away, he persecuted Christians specifically, which are the remnant of the seed.

Like it says in verse 14 and in verse 5 of the next chapter, this war with the saints lasts for 42 months, which is 3 and a half years (a time, times and an half, 1 + 2 + 1/2).

John Phillips
John Phillips

If Jesus Christ is the New Adam, then the Holy Mother of God is the New Eve.

How is it that Jesus Christ is the New Adam, but the Woman in revelation is still Eve? No, it is not referring to the Genesis Eve.

Why would a distinction even be made here, what relevance does the Old Eve have when we have received the New Adam, with the New Eve? By the betrayal of the couple against God, humanity fell, but by the sacrifice of the Son and the Mother, humanity is redeemed.

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

Genesis 3:15 gotta be fulfilled, that's why.

No, it is not referring to the Genesis Eve.
It is referring to the human race, as symbolized by the mother of all living, and referring to Christ as the seed, and Christians as symbolized as the remnant of the seed.

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

It was already fulfilled when Christ died and was resurrected, or did you deny that Christ over-threw the prince of this world and death at the Passion?

Ergo, with Genesis 3:15 being fulfilled during the Passion, Revelations is not speaking of the Old Eve, but of the New.

The remnants of her seed are all that admit She is Theotokos.

Angel Ward
Angel Ward

1. That's Eve not Mary
2. Not worshipping someone is not hating them

Carson Walker
Carson Walker

1. It's Mary, not Eve.

The old covenant has been fulfilled, man-kind has been redeemed, for what purpose would the dragon persecute all of a man? There's a triple distinction here, those that have the OT, those that have the NT, and those that are of the line of the New Eve.

Why even bother with the distinction of the old Eve? There are no men whom are not of the old Eve.

And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with an iron rod: and her son was taken up to God, and to his throne. 6And the woman fled into the wilderness, where she had a place prepared by God, that there they should feed her a thousand two hundred sixty days.

My brain, my Church, and my Christ say: This the Holy Mary, Mother of God.

2. Not worshipping someone is not hating them

We venerate the Theotokos, for if we do not, we risk denying Her Son is God.

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Meme I just made in two minutes

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Ian Cox
Ian Cox

What's "Corpse Kissing Vampires" a reference to?

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

Eating his Body and drinking his Blood, I assume.

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

Prots mocking Cathodox for relics and concept of transubstantiation

John Wilson
John Wilson

Ah, thanks.

Andrew Moore
Andrew Moore

"Corpse Kissing Vampires"
Sounds like a name of an Emo band

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

When you're ignorant of reformed you have to repeat topics in three examples of satire
Not realizing the only traditions that can be directly traced to apostles is what's in the NT itself
Whop whop

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

At least I can complete my sentences.

Justin Hill
Justin Hill

Same fag

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

Can we stop fighting. This isn't how Christians ought to behave and this sect fighting is why mods removed the flags.

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

does not exist

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

I don't it. Is this a gag or something?

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

I don't get it. Is this a gag or something?

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

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Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

But user, then we couldn't strawman each other and pretend that our own denomination is the only one that has any theological depth to it! How am I supposed to feel superior about my denomination if I don't hurl insults at others? Imagine for a minute if Catholics didn't hurl around memes pretending that Protestants have no understanding of historic Christianity when Luther and Melanchthon very clearly quote the Fathers, Councils, and even Canon Law, or if Protestants didn't pretend that Catholics consider Mary a fourth member of the Trinity, when it's very obvious that they don't. Then this board would be dead! And we wouldn't want that, would we?
inb4 snarky responses
I can tell you right now that the posters on this board were actually the reason I refused to go to a specific denomination's church a couple years ago when I was changing denominations. They were so horrendously unChrist-like that I wanted nothing to do with them. You may think that's a dumb reason because "lel this is 8ch newfag," but the reality is this should be better because we have Christ. But instead it's a shitty board filled with LARPers and new converts that don't understand anything about being Christian but only about proselytizing their newfound zeal.

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

I hope this is some kind of weird bug. Looking at this I feel like I'm failing to grasp some kind of bizarre performance art.

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

"""Sola scriptura""", if it's what Protestants believe, is the belief that works are implied by faith and not necessarily conceived by appointed members of the church (which is what Catholics believe), not the belief that faith can exist without works. Such an ignorant straw man.

Even if that Joel faggot were to say "You are saved by faith alone," it is nonsensical to be taken to mean any of faith's implications somehow don't exist anymore. It's these very implications that are alluded to "You will know them by their fruits." Do you think saying a bunch of rosaries constitutes a "fruit" or is meaningful in any way other than what you're told? No. God isn't stupid enough to care about your recitation of a rosary. To think that's what Christianity is about is to not know God whatsoever. You exist to make Christians look like crazy people to everyone else. The pope is either the false prophet or the anti-christ, yet you all believe the words of the church are holy just because those are the words of the church. Circulus in probando. There's so latin for you. The word "Catholic" is no where in the bible in any form or language, but muh "Peter was the first pope," Why? Because the church told me so. Pathetic.

Two things should occur to you:
1. An organization that believes its own words are infallible is sure to be taken over by Satan, the one who appears as an angel of light.
2. The advent of Protestantism IS the gates of hell indeed not prevailing against the true church – faith in Jesus Christ, and not your traditions, to save you.

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

Did you know the catholic church started off as an emo band?

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

2nd picture
Is that an JRPG boss battle?

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

Wow OSAS is some scary shit

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

It's one heck of a drug I tell you.

Blake Butler
Blake Butler

These aren't really memes so much as rage/despair inducing.

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Juan Harris
Juan Harris

doesn't understand what sola scripture actually is.
believing that protestantism saved the church (wtv that means to you) when it had the same doctrine since the apostolic age and its history who says it not the Church.
If She was wrong God would have it destroyed already. Instead she remains strong while you are scattered among the earth divided in 1 billion denominations.
when the apostles and the early bishops happened to be all heretics
Just

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

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Cameron Long
Cameron Long

Let's get some Calvinist memes in here

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Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

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Asher Brown
Asher Brown

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Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

second pic
not distinguishing between atonement and application of thereof
Both your memes and theology sucks

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

This

Nolan Hill
Nolan Hill

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Justin Gray
Justin Gray

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Julian Howard
Julian Howard

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Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

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Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

John Owen memmies
wew

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

Stop being so goddamn American.

Jaxon Rivera
Jaxon Rivera

Is this showing off how retardedly divisive and shitflinging-oriented we are, or is this schizophrenia?

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Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

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Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

Stop being so pagan. Reported for blasphemy.
And you just reminded me: I should have burgers and go shooting with my dad this weekend.

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

Some of these memes are disgusting clear D&C By Racial motive

You can chant all the time about how paganism is bad and how christianity is good but when you enter in the NORDCUCK motive it gets pathetic

Being a proud nord myself i see no problem in my friends starting large conflict over this minor detail of race

One thong i can do tell you is that Nords did infact christianize most of Europe

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Luke Reed
Luke Reed

Repostin' from another thread.

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Nicholas Lewis
Nicholas Lewis

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Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

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Brayden Kelly
Brayden Kelly

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Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

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Brody Ortiz
Brody Ortiz

papists

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

Nice id

Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

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Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

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Benjamin Moore
Benjamin Moore

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Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

being this ignorant

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

These aren't "haha funny images" but I don't know where else I should post them. So here they go. First two are OC.

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Carson Watson
Carson Watson

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Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

3rd pic. Is that /pol/?

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

Second pic
Bishops can be married to one wife according to the bible and calendar autism is absolutely retarded. Also interesting how he puts his opinions above to that of the council. I smell prelest here

Jack Bell
Jack Bell

Ah yes, also, Ukrainian church doesnt exist (yet), it isnt recognized by any Orthodox body

Ryder Butler
Ryder Butler

That bishops should not be married is tradition of apostles who all but Simon were not-married (virgins or widowers). Bible passage that you spoke about is talking about that bishop that he must be a man who has never been married but once, or to one wife: because to be married more than once, was looked upon as a mark of too great an inclination to sensual pleasures.
Even Easterners believed that bishops should be celibate as their Quinisext Council says.

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

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Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

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Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

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Eli Jones
Eli Jones

Lol, is this from a real game or just some sneaky shenanigans?

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

Civilization 6

Charles Parker
Charles Parker

I actually really needed this today, thanks user.

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

I modified this old meme based on new evidence

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Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

But where are they showing their Nintendo Switches and advertising Soylet?

Remind me again why the Planned Parenthood symbol is the "tabernacle"? I remember seeing a pic about that somewhere.

Henry Murphy
Henry Murphy

tfw this teddy bear’s me up as bad as NTR now

If blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is not feeling guilt for sin, this woman has some major fire she better get ready for.

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Adam Price
Adam Price

The original was my OC and including Jay is a good idea, but I am weary of removing the Turk content, many meme Orthodox do not acknowledge that the Turks are our greatest allies

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

NTR is perverted and sick, but is also merely the product of imagination. This is presumably an actual person trying to justify their abortion.

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

Anyone have the Catholic version of the Iceberg tier list? Thanks in advance

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Nolan King
Nolan King

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Blake Ramirez
Blake Ramirez

That’s it. Thank you user

Jack Phillips
Jack Phillips

Orthodox faces' when

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Levi Flores
Levi Flores

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Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

You're the autist if you think old calendarists are about keeping a way of day counting and not about repealing apostasy.
The only reason the calendar was changed was to appease ecumenists, is that what you think is correct?
Why must everything always go to the last consequences before action is taken?

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

You're the autist if you think old calendarists are about keeping a way of day counting and not about repealing apostasy.
It is not. It is simply a retarded squabble between Constantinople and Moscow in their powergames.
The only reason the calendar was changed was to appease ecumenists, is that what you think is correct?
I do not care for calendar, because its irrelevant. Though yes, I would be happy to celebrate Christmas on 25th of December with all the Christians instead of being stuck with Russians due to abovementioned stupid powergames.
pr*testants continue to evangelize in the entire world, including Orthodox countries and people here are busy with calendar autism. Incredibly smart idea, I see.

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Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

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Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

<Though yes, I would be happy to celebrate Christmas on 25th of December
You do realise that anything not of faith is sin romans 14:23, right? Jeremiah 10:2-6 specifically calls out celebrating the pagen holiday of yule
Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.
Forasmuch as there is none like unto thee, O LORD; thou art great, and thy name is great in might.

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

But the 25th of December isn't a pagan holiday for more than 1500 years.
It's a Christian holiday, although the merchants are the ones profiting from it.
It doesn't matter if it happened to be in the day of a pagan holiday. Its the meaning of it that matters.
I don't get the autism prots get for pagans, since roman paganism ceased to exist about the 5th century more a less.

Chase Martin
Chase Martin

Go away. You are annoying everyone on this board. You are not welcome here, so stop avoiding your ban.

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

You do realise that anything not of faith is sin romans 14:23, right?
You do realise that by faith is here understood judgment and conscience: to act against which is always a sin?
Jeremiah 10:2-6 specifically calls out celebrating the pagen holiday of yule
It's about making of idols. It have nothing to do with Yule. And Yule have nothing to do with Christmas.

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

dont reply to him. He is a hafizposting heretic that is ban evading.

Connor Mitchell
Connor Mitchell

Shouldn't Level 7 be Padre Pio?

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

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Wyatt White
Wyatt White

anti pagan
second and third are just shitting on Germany

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Blake Butler
Blake Butler

Indeed, and even so, inaccurate
The crimes of the Germanic race
(((Marx)))

Jaxon Long
Jaxon Long

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Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

Can you guys add a caption for this?

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Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

Why is David Lynch in that picture

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Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

I've been reading Friedrich Schiller's attempts (Kallias-briefe, Über Anmut und Würde, Ästhetische Briefe, etc.) to rehabilitate aesthetic realism after Kant's system made it completely a matter of subjective sentiment in the Kritik of Judgement. Interesting stuff but far from a complete system.

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Chase Davis
Chase Davis

i don't get the 2nd picture.

Jeremiah Brooks
Jeremiah Brooks

Novus Ordo Clown Mass After Second Vatican Council

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Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

tfw the Bible wasn't compiled by the Catholic Church nor its Canon was defined in the 4th century by the same church
Feels bad man

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Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

Wow there are people who commit liturgical abuses and are sinners? IN MY CHURCH?
WTF user thanks for opening my eyes.
Pope Michael was right all along.

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

Friendo, I was only clarifying for the sake of our new boy's understanding. Clown bread pic is the reference of cartoon clown meme pic.

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

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Cooper Perez
Cooper Perez

It actually was tho.

Dominic Cook
Dominic Cook

What are you talking about? It clearly was.

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

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Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

what lead to your conclusion?

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

meme is outdated apparently
desuarchive.org/asatru/thread/17234/
desuarchive.org/asatru/thread/17234/

I miss the old image boards corniness.

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Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

What's funny about the first image?

Jack James
Jack James

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Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

notice the necklace

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

openly admitting to going to reddit
You’re right, this board is pretty garbage.

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Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

If you know what reddit is like enough to have formulated an opinion on its content, then you have just admitted to going there.

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

judging people for making a certain type of face
Wow sure is Christian in here.

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

shes perfect

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Jason Cook
Jason Cook

Sorry for noticing patterns.
Next time I see a blue haired dyke with a petrine cross on her neck, I'll assume she's just a devout catholic.

Stop being an idiot, you are only against "judgement" when it's bad labels. Putting good labels is the same thing.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

So much soy in one pic

Kevin Foster
Kevin Foster

LEFT BEHIND: Repercussions of Satin

Rayford Steele waited. The lights on the plane blinked and sparked out of the air. The rapture were coming. He didn't readbible but had expected it, now for years.
His warnings to FAA were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Steele was cheating with a woman of 15 years. When he was young, he watched the planes and he said to dad "I want to fly the planes, daddy".
Dad said "NO! YOU WON'T BE RAPTURE"
There was a time when he believed. Then as he got oldered he sined. But now in the cockpit of a 747 flying from Alantic to Cicago, he knew there was rapture.
"This is Nigelfarage Carpathia", the TV crackered. "Accept the mark of the bitcoin or perish". "COƆ YHWH COLA".
So John gotted his instruments and distresed called.
"HE GOING TO RAPTURE US," said the passengers.
"I will make Israel great again" said Chaim Rosenzweig, and he fertilized the sand and false-flag invaded Syria Lebanon Iraq Egypt Jordan and Saudi Arabia.
Rayford Steele tried to land the plane, but the airbags felle and he was trapped and not able to go. "No! I must be raptured!," he shouted
The TV said "No Steele, You are the rapture"
And then Steele was suicide bomber for Israel.

David Gray
David Gray

Next time I see a blue haired dyke with a petrine cross on her neck, I'll assume she's just a devout catholic.
You win at common sense, sir.
Stop being an idiot, you are only against "judgement" when it's bad labels. Putting good labels is the same thing.
Wow, aren't you woke.

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Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

LEFT BEHIND: Repercussions of Satin

Rayford Steele waited. The lights on the plane blinked and sparked out of the air. The rapture were coming. He didn't readbible but had expected it, now for years.
His warnings to FAA were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Steele was cheating with a woman of 15 years. When he was young, he watched the planes and he said to dad "I want to fly the planes, daddy".
Dad said "NO! YOU WON'T BE RAPTURE"
There was a time when he believed. Then as he got oldered he sined. But now in the cockpit of a 747 flying from Alantic to Cicago, he knew there was rapture.
"This is Nigelfarage Carpathia", the TV crackered. "Accept the mark of the bitcoin or perish". "COƆ YHWH COLA".
So John gotted his instruments and distresed called.
"HE GOING TO RAPTURE US," said the passengers.
"I will make Israel great again" said Chaim Rosenzweig, and he fertilized the sand and false-flag invaded Syria Lebanon Iraq Iran Egypt Jordan Saudi Arabia and Europe with refugees
Rayford Steele tried to land the plane, but the airbags felle and he was trapped and not able to go. "No! I must be raptured!," he shouted
The TV said "No Steele, You are the rapture"
And then Steele was suicide bomber for Israel.

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

t. soiboi

John Rodriguez
John Rodriguez

Ho-ho-ho, little child. Have you been a good NOTheretic this year?

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Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

New version

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Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson

Remind me again why the Planned Parenthood symbol is the "tabernacle"?
Because Moloch was the pagan god of child sacrifice.

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

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Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

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Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

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Connor Allen
Connor Allen

Pray for Hunwald.

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Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

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Ryan Garcia
Ryan Garcia

Satanism is their complete invention and their true faith, Christianity is just another thing they tried to corrupt. Jews try to corrupt every idea, thought, group or even object. It's their pasttime, as they are the servants of satan, devils wearing the skins of men.

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Ian Lee
Ian Lee

meme is outdated apparently
>/asatru/17829
>/asatru/17831

*Sigh* If they're not overcompensating by riding the coattails of the Romans, they're riding the coattails of the ancient Hindus, whose religious practices, such as the caste system, are the reason why India's a 3rd world train wreck in the first place. It's literally exhibit A of what happens when paganism is left to it's own devices without Christianity replacing it.

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

Wasn't there a set of charts that was posted here that went through different belief statements and showed which denominations believed?
I distinctly remember one about the Avignon Papacy that had a "nostalgic Frenchman"

Logan Taylor
Logan Taylor

This is such an unsatisfying meme.
How is this version?

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Christopher Young
Christopher Young

Both are retarded.
It's like the /leftypol/ bullshit about national socialism being leftist.
Yeah, right, it's just the same as socialism today, there is no difference.
We're all living in post WW2 paradise Germany.
It's great.

Oh wait, we don't. Well, I'll be.

Ryan Nelson
Ryan Nelson

post
pre, I mean.

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

Both are retarded.
Why?
It's like the /leftypol/ bullshit about national socialism being leftist.
That easy example doesn't say much about Jewish influences in both.

Kevin Collins
Kevin Collins

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William Thompson
William Thompson

Fresh, if derivative, meme

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Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

Convert to holy Orthodoxy

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

How are they not essentially the the same? Both involve deep-throating State dick.

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

Hitlers National Socialism was a penis.
"hurr it's all the same socialism Hitler was a lefty" socialism of "today" is a circumcised penis.

It's also basically like saying that an people on earth becoming "fascist/natsoc" would become the same as Germany under Hitler.

Which is equally ridiculous. Can you imagine some natsoc pygmy tribe doing that? What would they even do?
They have nothing to show or work with.

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Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

I mean, it's like looking out of the window RIGHT NOW.
I can literally see no difference between "socialism" right now and National Socialism of Hitler.

Oh, wait, I'm just being needlessly sarcastic when the right action is to say:
Those who put it all in the same bag are deluded to the maximum or purposefully lying.

But yeah thankfully the holocaust totally happened, imagine if it really had been a lie like it's actually obvious.
Whew. Wouldn't that be some actual atrocity committed against some people.

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Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

Do you think 3rd image is hypocrisy? Vargs kids may one day convert and be white christians.

The sandtigger will kill his kids before that happens.

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

The difference is that one was globalist, and the other was not.

Any globalist endeavor turns corrupt and dies, because the people at the top can not conceive of the life of the people at the bottom.

Just look at Roman Catholicism, it's absolute horseshit that erases all culture wherever it goes…. compare that to Orthodoxy which exists in discrete units of religion (each region has a patriarch), allowing people to exist in some sort of freedom.

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

absolute horseshit that erases all culture wherever it goes….
Hail odin
compare that to Orthodoxy which exists in discrete units of religion
Christ gave the keys to one person, not to several.
I couldn't care shit if the Truth erased somehow western culture (don't know why you say it since we speak dialects of Latin, and out political system and way of thinking came from the roman empire). God and the Truth are infinitely more important than culture and homeland. If you don't think so and pick up your religion based on that you shouldnt be in this board.
Even if the orthodox Church was the true one you would still like it for the wrong reason.

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

Ps: there's is absolute no freedom of choice in Christianity.
God is the King and we must uncondicionally obey to his every command. Even if he tells us to murder our own child we must do it.

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

Muh keys
did someone memed that already?

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

Because it isn't true right?

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

Are Jews satanic?

Colton Perry
Colton Perry

brace for impact
No.

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

kill their God
their own God tells them their father is the devil
St. John calls them the synagogue of satan
write the Talmud
Gee user I don't think Jews are satanic too.

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

I don't cover Jews with the same blanket. I don't believe the sins of the father belong to the son.

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

Doesnt matter who they blame all the main stream religions are still molesting kids.

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

I mean really. The whole religion is about who can molest children, when and how.

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

I don't believe the sins of the father belong to the son.
Jesus said they did the works of their father (Satan)
So it's the "if the gentile girl is over 3yo she can be raped" true? Why the winnie the pooh no one talks about it?

Robert Nguyen
Robert Nguyen

Christianity is a mainstream religion. Do you know where you are?

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

So it's the "if the gentile girl is over 3yo she can be raped" true?
no, it was about that if girl would break hymen before maturity, dowry should not be decreased or something like that

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

Got sum hot new OC!

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Luke Morris
Luke Morris

It’s mainstream to hate Christianity, yes

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

Really? Get out of here with that pseudo-traditionalist fashwave trash

Ethan James
Ethan James

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Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

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Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

.

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Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

,

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Josiah Carter
Josiah Carter

'

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Charles Diaz
Charles Diaz

Well to be fair, the roof-door was opened.

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

First pic
Not Jews

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Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

Anyone have the "Begome Cathodox" spurdo?

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

Problem papist?

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Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

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Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

Masonic revolution
good
Kek

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

No, the one where Catholic and Orthodox Spurdo fuse as they say "Begome… CATHODOX"

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

Oh. Sorry, I dont have that one

Brandon Lee
Brandon Lee

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Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

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Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

One day brother. Council of Florence 2.0 when?

Eli Baker
Eli Baker

Yee.

Jaxon Gray
Jaxon Gray

Isn't there a "Begome Reformed" too?

Charles Murphy
Charles Murphy

No, because images are idolatrous.

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Kek

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

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Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

wow, It became meme already?

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Evan Price
Evan Price

Not if it's Veneration and Respect™ ;^)

Austin Morales
Austin Morales

Exactly. What's wrong with that?

Dominic Young
Dominic Young

requesting meme of zombie Michael Voris

Carson Martin
Carson Martin

It makes you a hypocrite

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

I remember this thread like it was yesterday

Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

*takes out monster can*
*psk*
*siiiiiiiiiip*
Now THAT was a thread…

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Kevin Gonzalez
Kevin Gonzalez

That bishops should not be married is tradition of apostles who all but Simon were not-married
1 Corinthians 9:5 implies that they were all married.

Lincoln Reyes
Lincoln Reyes

Being so dumb that doesn't know what dulia means and ignores the tradition of the early church. Top kek "Christians"

Ethan Phillips
Ethan Phillips

It appears certain, from the testimony of the fathers, that S. Paul was not in the state of wedlock. S. Jerom informs us that the apostle is here speaking of such holy women who, according to the Jewish custom, supplied their teachers with the necessaries of life, as we see was done to Christ himself. It is evident from ancient records that this was a very prevalent custom in Judea, and therefore a cause of no scandal; but to the Gentiles this custom was unknown, and therefore lest it might prove a cause of scandal to any, S. Paul did not allow any woman to follow him as a companion. Tertul. denies, with S. Aug. and S. Jerom, that S. Paul is here speaking of his wife. Estius, Calmet.
ome erroneous translators have corrupted this text, by rendering it, a sister, a wife; whereas it is certain, S. Paul had no wife, (c. vii. v. 7. 8.) and that he only speaks of such devout women, as according to the custom of the Jewish nation, waited upon the preachers of the gospel, and supplied them with necessaries.
And to what end could he talk of burthening the Corinthians with providing for his wife, when he himself clearly affirmeth that he was single? C. vii. v. 7. and 8. This all the Greek fathers affirm, with S. Aust. de op. Monach. c. iv. S. Jer. adv. Jovin. c. xiv. &c. &c.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

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Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

Is this real?

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

I think he might be someone posing as a Christian to send a message, because no one who works in Hollywood can truly be a Christian. However yes, he does claim to be Christian and has made articles about the power of prayer and how Jesus helped his son.
invidio.us/watch?v=ut_gnLAx28U

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

God's mercy is gracious, but always be wary of the men themselves. Pratt is a divorcee.

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

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Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

He doesn't know.

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Ethan Butler
Ethan Butler

wow….just…WOW really, no words

William Thomas
William Thomas

the "he dosen't know" meme
I was actually itching for this meme. It's hollywood, if you know anything about it, you'd know how difficult it would be to stay Christian in such an environment. Celebrities pose as stuff all the time, a lot of the women are actually transwomen and vice versa. Actors are just symbols to send messages to the public, like how soo many of them are getting divorced.

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

archive.fo/biKh1

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Robert Torres
Robert Torres

Do you really compare actually prolific actor to some young camwhore? Other than that, we had numerous threads about Chris Pratt and it is already a consensus that the guy is legit. And considering the situation in HELLywood, it's actually discourage to say something Christian, so he has no reason to do so. Besides, Only God knows hearts of man, so dont judge anyones intents because of some prejudices.

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

That whore now is pretending to be an astrophysicist now? I've lost my time studying. I should have danced naked around a post.

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

Speaking of memes, what's your take on this guy?

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Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

C, N, O came from exploding stars
Please, someone make it stop.

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Logan Hill
Logan Hill

Absolute meme that never did shit for physics.
Most of the shit he says is pure baseless speculation.

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

Thanks. Exactly what I suspected. What about Krauss?

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Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

This pic sums it up

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Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

PS: every mainstream "scientist" is shit and never accomplished anything useful in life, the only exception I know is hawking but his last years were complete crazy shit.
The great scientists of our times are those guys people never heard of the ones that teach work in universities and do research in labs.

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

But what about this guy? Seems like the most legit out of the pop science band.

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Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

This guy seems legit. He is a professor in new York and has serious work.
In his pop sci books he avoids most of the sci fic mumbo jumbo others push onto us.

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

I remember him being on one of Neil D. Tyson's talkshows one time and Tyson was cussing and babbling like he was drunk and you could feel how uncomfortable Mich was sitting with that lunatic trying to talk science. Neil literally told him at a point, "don't worry, you can let loose and say s*** on this show" or something and Mich literally kept stoic silence.

Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

Top kek link?

John Lee
John Lee

Actually manage find source.
youtu.be/8lnJfv1G5jY?t=735
Time 12:15

Caleb Clark
Caleb Clark

Holy shit. That's the most cringy shit I've heard.
That's not physics or science even.
That's just a meme contest to see who's the most retarded.
It's tele evangelism but replace God by space time. Can't describe the retardness by words.
Michio is trying to be serious but the tigger and some other dude just laugh and say retarded shit like "hurr dis means G*d doesn't some shit".
Can't believe that people who aren't baptised in the atheistical church can watch this to the very end.
To a scientist hearing this shit is like hearing someone saying Arianism is the Truth.

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

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Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

Do you really compare actually prolific actor to some young camwhore?
Yes i did just compare a hollywood actor to another hollywood actor.
Other than that, we had numerous threads about Chris Pratt and it is already a consensus that the guy is legit.
Come on user, Satan has dominion of the earth, you really think an industry that desecrates God (in almost every possible level) is going to let a genuine Christian without having him be some kind of symbol for them to enjoy humiliating? It's really sad to see anons (let along Christian anons) idolize such a deceptive lie.

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Adrian Gray
Adrian Gray

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Aiden Stewart
Aiden Stewart

Satan has dominion of the earth
This is not even true.
you really think an industry that desecrates God
let a genuine Christian
You honestly think God wouldn't put one in by ploy of chance just to pooh off the satanists by surprise?

Hunter Sanchez
Hunter Sanchez

(((Hi)))

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

Turns out it's a mistake to non-cap satan.

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Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

This is not even true.
1 John 5:19 We know that we are children of God, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one.

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

tfw your bible a savage

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Carter Wood
Carter Wood

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Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

Using retarded new translations instead of KJV and DRB
And we know that we are of God, and the whole world lieth in wickedness.
We know that we are of God, and the whole world is seated in wickedness.

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

Most say "evil one" but even if that is not enough, there is this verse.

2 Corinthians 4:4 KJV In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

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Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

2 Corinthians 4:4 KJV In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.
So do you recognize satan as god then? No, of course. Because this isn't about actual ownership, leadership or so on. Since humans, to whom creation was bestowed by God, are fallen and sinful, devil utilizes it and has certain influence on this world via our hands. Just like evil councilor ruins realm of the retarded king who trusts him and allows him to exercise their influence. Considering this world as actual"satans dominion" is merely one step away from gnosticism.
Most say "evil one"
And I dont care. I dont care about new useless american translations which pervert scripture in numerous ways like NIV. Translation of my language is quite old and coincides with KJV and DRB one.

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

So do you recognize satan as god then?
The bible calls him a god, of course hes not The God. The bible also recognizes the Egyptian gods as well
Exodus 12:12 KJV For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I am the LORD.

Considering this world as actual"satans dominion" is merely one step away from gnosticism.
I don't think Satan owns the planet earth, but civilization is in his control, seeing as how the those in power have controlled civilization and have always been against God.

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

I was always under the impression that this was where Christians got the terms "worldly" to describe signs of the times, fallen aspects of modernism that come from the devil.

Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

a fine example of the results of sola scriptura, ladies and gentleman

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

"Satan" is a proper-noun

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

GOD'S WORD®

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Ryan Powell
Ryan Powell

I made a thread about this So i don't derail this thread more.

Please look at the Wii U gamepad.jpg
That's gold.

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

Haydock DR Bible?
Sadly there's no good Bible in my language. They are all rip offs of the Liberal New American translations that I don't know how the winnie the pooh they got the nihil obstat.

Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

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Henry Reed
Henry Reed

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Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

Some of these instagram memes are bretty gud

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Eli Richardson
Eli Richardson

Douay-Rheims from st benedict's press

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

What language?
tbh, world is in Satan dominion. That's why baptismal rite have rite of exorcism, and vow "Do you renounce Satan? Yes", and that's why Christ's sacrifice is called ransom.
Man was held captive on account of sin in two ways, first of all, by the bondage of sin, because (John 8:34): "Whosoever committeth sin is the servant of sin"; and (2 Peter 2:19): "By whom a man is overcome, of the same also he is the slave." Since, then, the devil had overcome man by inducing him to sin, man was subject to the devil's bondage.

Mason Roberts
Mason Roberts

Portuguese of Portugal.
There isn't a single good Bible here. We have one version based on the gay liberal NAB and another whose comments on the OT are modernistic as winnie the pooh.

Hunter Hughes
Hunter Hughes

Maybe go to used book stores and try to find a good bible that's translated from the latin vulgate. I don't speak portuguese, but this seems like the kind of bible you'd want:
homemculto.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/a_sancta_biblia.pdf

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

Based user.
And it is in archaic portuguese. If only I could find a library that sells this.
God bless you.

Jackson Bennett
Jackson Bennett

tbh, world is in Satan dominion.
Careful, someone who disagrees with you might get you banned

Daniel Williams
Daniel Williams

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Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

That filename got me holy shit.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

The name national socialism wasn't made by Hitler.

National socialism was basically socialism with nationalist stance and Hitler took over the part and killed all socialists within the party. He Just kept the name.

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

weak response tbh fam
pic related

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Ian Barnes
Ian Barnes

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Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

Anglican without a gay flag
Wtf lad

Caleb Evans
Caleb Evans

Been hearing some pro-anal stuff lately (not here). Can't believe anyone would prefer that.

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Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

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Landon Walker
Landon Walker

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Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

Confession is about confession and not absolution
Absolute state of protestants' strawman

John Butler
John Butler

Because Daniel was a prophet (so a kind of priest), the Sacrament of penance didn't exist yet nor the Christian priesthood, this and basically you're a gay prot.

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

good post brother, remember we are all one in Christ

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

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John Torres
John Torres

I don't understand the last two

Charles Adams
Charles Adams

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Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

The Bill Nye one can't be real.

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Orthos don't even have a Pope.

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Jace Cruz
Jace Cruz

We don't need one fallible man (nor his successors) to besmirch our entire church and invent new dogmas and change our liturgy with the times. Thank you very much.

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

We don't need one fallible man
We have many of them

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Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

Kek

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

“Well, oh yes! It has its own Pope, greater than all popes and patriarch in the world. It has had and will have from the beginning to the end of the ages. This is the same pope invoked by all Christ’s Apostles, the Holy Spirit, the Spirit of wisdom and reason, the Spirit of God’s comfort and power. He is the true pope of Christ’s Church, without … change without disputations or elections, with no precursor or successor. Moreover, fortunately, there is a document, written by their own hands, where we observe that the Apostles recognized/confessed the Holy Spirit as their chosen patron and pope. At the first Council in Jerusalem, the Apostles had written these famous words: It seemed good to the Holy Spirit and to us. (Acts.15, 28)”
- Saint Nikolai Velimirovich: To an Orthodox scholar who asks why Orthodoxy doesn’t have its own pope (Letter 48)

Isaiah Gomez
Isaiah Gomez

The ortho mental gymnastics.
God=pope now. Absolute just.

Evan Price
Evan Price

Ultimate source of authority in…
Catholicism: The Pope
Protestantism: your personal interpretation
Orthodoxy: God

Brody Long
Brody Long

I saw a post once that went
"
your host presents you with two glasses of water
one is clear
the other is dirty
your host really wants you to take the first one
I don't know why people like anal"

Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

Maybe next time you would actually endeavor and read what we believe.
Ultimate Authority in Catholicism is God. Who gave us Deposit of Faith, guarded by Magisterium of the Church, on head of which there is Pope and bishops in union with him.

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

Dawkins is a genuinely brilliant biologist

Dylan Wilson
Dylan Wilson

so who invented purgatory, indulgences, V2, and mandatory priestly celibacy?

Tyler King
Tyler King

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Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

Anyone got the petrine cross christian horror story comic?

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

purgatory
Read the bible and the writings of the Fathers
indugences
Don't forgive sins, never ask for your money. The Pope says that if you go to some place in pilgrimage or something temporal punishments are forgiven if you confessed your sins with a priest.
But muh meme indulgences prots talk about? Heretics that fooled the people making indulgences something which they arent and selling them. Condemned by the council of trent.
But why do you do it? Because the Pope has the authority to connect and disconnected people from the heaven as Matthew 16 says.
le V2 maymay
Didn't change shit. The Spirit of the V2 is the one that is dangerous. People think the council means liberalism is cool even when Dominus Iesus and other documents say that interpretation is wrong.
mandatory priestly celibacy
Not doctrinal. Only a Church law. Can be overridden at any time since its a custom law. Eastern Catholic priests are free to marry. Could ask you a question. Why don't you let your bishops to marry? It's the same reason we don't let priests to marry.

Do me a favor and do a simple Google search about the Catholic beliefs.

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

who invented purgatory
God. And don't act like if you don't pray for the dead not-yet in heaven but still saved.
indulgences
St. Paul. 'We were pressed out of measure above our strength, Fill up those things that are wanting of the sufferings of Christ, in my flesh, for his body, which is the church"
V2
Holy Spirit as punishment.It's Lateran V all over again - good ideas, shit executions.
mandatory priestly celibacy
Same guys who made it mandatory monasteric and bishopric celibacy.

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

Same guys who made it mandatory monasteric and bishopric celibacy
Makes me wonder if these guys are really orthodox or prots larping. Some of their attacks attack the orthodox Church as well.

Connor Butler
Connor Butler

here ya go m8

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Ayden Green
Ayden Green

Orthoprotism is real disease - when you know that Protestantism is heresy but you still suffer from odium fidei or more importantly odium ecclesiae

Jeremiah Baker
Jeremiah Baker

ultimate brainlet with the first pic

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

Thanks lad.

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Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

I'm surprise that nobody point out that during the end of the movie when thanos used the infinity gauntlet to wipe out half of the universe, the movie implied that one of those unlucky people that got wiped out could of been Jesus, God, or both.

Pratt is a divorcee
Curious, did Chris Pratt got divorced when he was a Christian? Or is he a born-again-christian after he got divorced?

[current year] + 3
Not using the term Pedowood and/or Commiewood as a nickname for Hollywood

John Phillips
John Phillips

Try it!

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Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

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Elijah Baker
Elijah Baker

This doesn't work because they blame it on literally anything else
poverty
climate change
colonialism
They never ask why those things are happening though, not without pointing fingers at anyone but themselves

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

Your third pic is an edit. Dont bear false witness, even if they are jews.

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Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

If you watch one of the latest Divining Lines, the liberals responded exacted as James predicted.

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Brothers, I lost my meme folder DDD:
Does anybody have those "freedom aint free" spurdo bear memes? Looking for the orthodox one specifically because i made that one and it was my favorite

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Brody Cox
Brody Cox

I unfortunately don't have it, but I have this catholic one

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Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

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Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

The 4th one is because of Christian cliche of resistance to medical alterations of the human body. I think. The 5th one is a joke because it's fast food is part of the mid-west's culture, and veggie tales is a christian show.

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

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Hunter Allen
Hunter Allen

salvation by faith and works
Salvation by grace
Fixed

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

in fairness, catholicism accepts essence energies nowadays.

Reading through fundamentals of catholic dogma now (published before v2, back in the days before people knew how to do research): from this text, it really looks like we thought that you guys were saying that man could comprehend the divine attributes of god directly. Looking at what the orthos call "energeia", you're talking about the grace of god, not his attributes.

Justin Anderson
Justin Anderson

arguments from negation are trash and you should beat your breast before god for relying on them.

Get on your knees and cry out to god, immediately:

o my god

''I'm most heartily sorry that I've offended thee and
I detest all my sins, on account of thy just punishment, but most of all because I have offended thee my god who is all good and deserving of all my love.''

I firmly resolve, with the help of thy grace, to sin no more and avoid the near occasion of sin.

Do it now, because your argument is from negation alone and serves only to offend god who knows you can do better.

In the catechism of the council of trent, there are given positive proofs for the institution of confession by christ.

In the next place, it is a duty of greatest moment that pastors should unhesitatingly teach that this Sacrament
owes its institution to the singular goodness and mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has ordered all things
well, and solely with a view to our salvation.
After His Resurrection He breathed on the Apostles, assembled together, saying: Receive ye the Holy Ghost,
whose sins you shall forgive, they are forgiven; and whose sins you shall retain, they are retained. Now in
giving to priests the power to retain and forgive sins, it is evident that our Lord made them also judges in this
matter.
Our Lord seems to have signified the same thing when, having raised Lazarus from the dead, He commanded
His Apostles to loose him from the bands in which he was bound. This is the interpretation of St. Augustine.
The priests, he says, can now do more: they can exercise greater clemency towards those who confess and
whose sins they forgive. The Lord, in giving over Lazarus, whom He had already raised from the dead, to be
loosed by the hands of His disciples, wished us to understand that to priests was given the power of loosing.
To this also refers the command given by our Lord to the lepers cured on the way, that they show themselves to
the priests, and subject themselves to their judgment.
Invested, then, as they are, by our Lord with power to remit and retain sins, priests are evidently appointed
judges of the matter on which they are to pronounce; and since, according to the wise remark of the Council of
Trent, we cannot form an accurate judgment on any matter, or award to crime a just proportion of punishment
without having previously examined and made ourselves well acquainted with the case, it follows that the
penitent is obliged to make known to the priests, through the medium of confession, each and every sin.
This doctrine the pastors should teach as defined by the holy Council of Trent, and handed down by the uniform
doctrine of the Catholic Church. An attentive perusal of the Fathers will present passages throughout their
works, proving in the clearest terms that this Sacrament was instituted by our Lord, and that the law of
sacramental confession, which, from the Greek, they call exomologesis, and exagoreusis, is to be received as
true Gospel teaching.
If we seek figures in the Old Testament, the different kinds of sacrifices which were offered by the priests for
the expiation of different sorts of sins, seem, beyond all doubt, to have reference to confession of sins.

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

In the catechism of the council of trent, there are given positive proofs for the institution of confession by christ.
But I already know that. In my old post I was saying there wasnt the Sacrament of Penance in the Old Testament.

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

THANK YOU SO MUCH LAD

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

I’m more concerned there isn’t a trash bag waving “mainline Protestant” midget. There’s strong traditional Anglicans outside the COE and ECUSA (mostly in splinter groups and in Africa), but the gay ones (literally and in the 6th grader insult sense) in almost any mainline church really give Christianity as a whole a bad name.

John Richardson
John Richardson

No prob

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

whats this even getting at? is it saying its not really that big of a problem?

The general population and public school teachers abuses children far more frequently than priests do

Ethan Smith
Ethan Smith

believing that its "faith and works"

this is a diluted way of thinking and over simplifies both of the positions

Leo Jackson
Leo Jackson

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Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

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Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James


no dude, Chick Fil A has been under blistering globohomo siege for the last several years because they publicly profess Christianity, are proud to be married to their first wives, and won't bend the knee for Big Sodomy. Christians eat there to support them, mindful of this. Degenerates try to run their restaurants out of town. Luckily their chicken nuggets are the most delicious chicken nuggets in the world, so normies caucus with the Chick Fil A.

Robert Smith
Robert Smith

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Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

The first two are OC, the last I think speaks for itself

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Owen Flores
Owen Flores

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Gabriel Williams
Gabriel Williams

When you're so degenerate that you can't even mortify the flesh to observe the feast of degeneracy

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Juan Morgan
Juan Morgan

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Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

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Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Exception does not destroy rule :D

Elijah Turner
Elijah Turner

10/10

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Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

In reference to "discussion" in this thread >>>706462

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Owen Davis
Owen Davis

bah,

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

That's a St. Benedict Press Douay Rheims bible. Looks like gold gidling so probably their red leathersoft or possibly black bonded.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

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Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

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Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

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Liam Butler
Liam Butler

reroll

Carson Cruz
Carson Cruz

hurrrr hurrrrr hurrrrr Pope is the ultimate source of authority in Catholic church not God because I say so.
Bbbbbut we do have pope
muh papists
Pathetic mate.

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

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Noah Anderson
Noah Anderson

clearly no reform is needed outside of Vatican 2
clearly no reform is needed outside of massive reform
Just because I don't support muh no celibacy gay women priests doesn't mean I'm anti-reform?

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

But the general population and school teachers aren't part of an organization that says that being gay and using contraceptives is bad.

Logan Watson
Logan Watson

I learned the bad way to not ask God for a sign.

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

Guys, we need some Christian Extremist memes out here

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Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

TRADCAT GANG

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Adam Turner
Adam Turner

Eucharist in the hand, pls.

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

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Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Pope Pius XII had mcr on his ipod

Tyler Bailey
Tyler Bailey

When will the true followers rise up?

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Parker Reed
Parker Reed

agreed

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Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

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Grayson Carter
Grayson Carter

Our Father, who IS in heaven, hallowed be YOUR name

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Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

Request: post your mariana trench/tip of the iceberg memes please
God bless y'all

Lucas Bailey
Lucas Bailey

I still love you
BUT I DON'T CARE LOL TIME TO PARTY
But I still think about and love you!
the amount of mental gymnastics here, just say you didn't care about it and be done

Jaxson Wood
Jaxson Wood

Too bad I'll never properly enjoy either thanks to my (((circumcision)))
The worst part is not only is circumcision an outdated practice but in most modern cases it isn't even done for a religious purpose

Landon Martin
Landon Martin

looking for a necklace with a petrine cross
have to ask for an inverted cross (sometimes just upside-down cross)
no respectable place carries them
every other place is some hot topic/spencers thats doing it for the satanic LARPers
winnie the pooh horror movies

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

So…which one is better?

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Carson King
Carson King

the former in general or the other for /pol/

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

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Xavier Price
Xavier Price

how to burn post on 8ch?

Jose Morgan
Jose Morgan

sell what you own
implying that commies wouldn't just starve the poor people to death

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

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Ethan Nguyen
Ethan Nguyen

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Austin Torres
Austin Torres

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Eli Evans
Eli Evans

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Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

max lel

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Silly. Christ is 6 letters.

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

Can yall explain to me why tollhouses are up there?
From the way I was formed at my parish I was lead to believe it is a universal doctrine

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

It isnt.
Though this meme mainly refers to literal understanding of it as some kind of bureaucratic apparate where you must pay your masturbation fees that certain people want to push due to their ignorance and present it as universal teaching, while it is neither dogma, was designed for for first and foremost monastics and as I recall, Palamas says, they merely represent our consciousness and "passing through them" is entire life, or as St Cyril of Alexandria says, “each person is bound by the cords of his own sins.”

Jack Peterson
Jack Peterson

you must pay your masturbation fees
Wtf orthobros?

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

It's just a symbolic vision of St.Antony the great.
Like the dream of Jacob's ladder in the OT.

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

Christ is 6 letters.

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Gavin Lewis
Gavin Lewis

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Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

Sad but true

Anthony Campbell
Anthony Campbell

a literal SCRIPTure makes NPCs into humans.
My spirituality of the soul is also [searching database ] John 3:16, fellow human.

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

It's an idea that has been around since early byzantine Christianity with earlier precedent if you read the earlier text to justify it instead of reading it and trying to understand it in the context it was written. It never really went away but it fell out of common belief and more into babushaka theology in a lot of places and went through a recent revival, the way I see it currently there are three major phases of this recent revival:
1. Slav monastics scholasticize it and tell anyone who disagrees with them they have to pay the tolls anyways so why doubt it, like a worsely made pascals wager situation.
2. American slaviboos embrace it as part of their patristic revival in which they revive patristics by reading people who read patristics and wrote about them as their culture interpreted them. This gos ok but not great until their figurehead dies and they become schismatics.
3. Arizona based Greek speaking Americans make a huge autism tome defending their position worse than the slaviboos for which they get a million approvals from people with titles, but if I recall correctly not their own bishop's
Currently people are awaiting development in this story. I'm waiting for their books second editions where they include Scripture that isn't eisegeted terribly and quotes from pre-fourth century church fathers, and unless they pull something else out Justin Martyr doesn't count because they're quote from him doesn't in anyway prove their spacial Ethiopian sin fee collection system.

Gabriel Carter
Gabriel Carter

THANOS POPE
THANOS POPE

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

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Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

Judas is in hell for sure.
And many saints have seen hell and souls burning in there.
What this night presents in a very remote theoretical perspective, which experiment has refuted.

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

What this tigger presents

Angel Jackson
Angel Jackson

? What does this meme even mean? Concept of Universal Salvation is stronger in Orthodoxy than rest of the Christendom.
Judas is in hell for sure.
You have absolutely no authority to say that, since you are not God.
And many saints have seen hell and souls burning in there.
visions are not binding
And entire your post is retarded since Orthodoxy views Heaven and Hell as states of soul, not separate places.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

Also, I have a reasonable doubt that this meme was made by an American convert for some reason

Brody Cruz
Brody Cruz

Turks are our greatest allies

HERETIC WE MUST AVENGE THE BYZANTINES

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Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

Concept of Universal Salvation is stronger in Orthodoxy than rest of the Christendom.
Maybe on r/OrthodoxChristianity
You have absolutely no authority to say that, since you are not God.
If you actually doubt this your insane, no matter what torment you go through there is nothing that can happen that would make it better for you that you were never born if you eventually get to live in peace with God eternally
And entire your post is retarded since Orthodoxy views Heaven and Hell as states of soul, not separate places.
Ah, r/OrthodoxChristianity. Gnashing will be happening in a location
I'm an American convert

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

I'm an American convert
Every single time.
Everything I dont like is reddit
You can actually start reading stuff. Like Hierotheos Vlachos, Alexandros Kalomiros, Kallistos Ware and and so on.
orthodoxebooks.org/sites/default/files/pdfs/The River Of Fire - Doctor Alexandre Kalomiros.pdf
silouanthompson.net/2008/08/river-of-god/
Though at this point, even OrthoChristian can be of use.
orthochristian.com/46147.html
orthochristian.com/79592.html

Samuel Lee
Samuel Lee

I have a doubt
HAHA EVERY TIME

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

Heaven and Hell as states of soul, not separate places
Wtf is that heresy?

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

Here’s one

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Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

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Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

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Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

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Connor Green
Connor Green

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Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

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Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

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David Myers
David Myers

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Jayden Flores
Jayden Flores

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James Allen
James Allen

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Parker Perez
Parker Perez

But I can stop masturbating.

Brandon Reyes
Brandon Reyes

Sure you can, but will you? And for how long?

Ayden Cook
Ayden Cook

I did a 90 day streak but I stopped not because I was tempted, but because I didn't feel too well. I didn't do any sports, so I guess that's why. I'm currently on a 30 day streak and I'm gonna do this one with sports.

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

In loving memory of the latest edgelord visiting this board.

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Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

fresh OC

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Carter Adams
Carter Adams

i like it

not sure if these have already been posted

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Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

I would imagine that the country of Fatima would have at least one solid bible translation option. Isn’t the faith still strong there? At least compared to the rest of Western Europe?

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

I have the black leather bounded with gold pages, and I must say, it will serve my generations very nicely and dignified, God willing

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

meme bible
Yikes.

Angel Parker
Angel Parker

That bible translation existed centuries before “memes” were a thing

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

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Ryder Lewis
Ryder Lewis

is that shooped?

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

this made NO SENSE to me
the movie implied that one of those unlucky people that got wiped out could of been Jesus, God, or both.
how?

Curious, did Chris Pratt got divorced when he was a Christian? Or is he a born-again-christian after he got divorced?
I think he might be someone posing as a Christian to send a message, because no one who works in Hollywood can truly be a Christian. However yes, he does claim to be Christian and has made articles about the power of prayer and how Jesus helped his son.
He was a Christian when he got divorced
BUT
He was nominal when he married. Though he'd embraced the faith as a 19yo or something, he lost it under a cushion until, once married, his son went through a period of ill-health and he re-embraced the Lord through prayer.
I think the intensity of his faith was too much for Faris, if one reads between the lines, and they divorced.
Basically, His faith drove her away.
AFAIK

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

Satan has dominion of the earth
people who don't believe in the Sovereignty of God

Where DO they come from?

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

First pic is already wrong, if there was no penetration (and thus no consummation of the marriage) you aren't married to begin with and just have to declare the annulment of the whole thing so that they scrap you out of the books.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

That's what the priest is doing.

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Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

Yeah but it's not even a real annulment at this point, an embarrassment at the most tbh I still like the comic tho

Chase Smith
Chase Smith

The faith is strong and we have a lot of good Christians sadly they are all over 80 years old.
But I see things taking a turn for good now.
Sadly only two bishops here are real Christians, one of them is the Patriarch of Lisbon that was attacked by almost everyone because he said no to communion for remarried people and not only the media but most bishops attacked him furiously and its thanks to him that remarried people can't go to communion thankfully in Portugal.
Even the Bishop of Fátima is a modernist supporting the liberal (gay) wing of the church.
The clergy is this country its corrupted as winnie the pooh, but apparently there's a new wave of young devout Christian priests that might turn the tables.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

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Asher Morgan
Asher Morgan

While I do not like the Jewish nation, what do you think we should do with the Jewish question? I am reading Belloc's The Jews, and while I think he's a tad too soft (also, it was written before Hitler's rise to power), there are some good points in it, on how this endless "friction" between us and them is caused by both sides and the sense of superiority held by both. I don't want their death, I want their conversion or that we may live by acknowledging our differences and work with them. Alas, many influential Jews today are doing their best to cause damage to Christianity whilst causing again a dangerous friction between our Nations and theirs; is there a way out of here?

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

Very good tbh fam

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

300 in Roman numerals is CCC: cool, calm, and collected.

Julian Nelson
Julian Nelson

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Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

beautiful

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

Was she even a virgin when you married her? If not what does it matter? She was a fornicator to begin with. Nothing has changed.

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

?

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

In honor of the quote on quote pagan friend. Hope you find out why you believe in, what you believe in friend.

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Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

I feel like this isn't the best argument, because atheists will say "evolution produced something which can analyse reality"

Kevin Hernandez
Kevin Hernandez

"evolution produced something which can analyse reality"
It doesn't make sense.
If evolution is random what we see it's something that might not be real. It might be what would give us an edge in the battle for survival and it might be completely different from the true reality of stuff.
I find C.S. Lewis' argument one of the best I've seen.

Xavier Cruz
Xavier Cruz

The base statement of belief in science alone, "no statements are true unless they can be proven logically, scientifically, or empirically," cannot be proven logically, scientifically, or empirically.

To say that there is nothing that can only be found reached through faith, is itself a leap of faith.

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

Basically what said. But Kind of a jokey situation. Cause people who just spout kike on a stick. Are just the flip side of the same coin. Of people from 2008 that stayed online all day spouting sky fairy. But continued to worship whatever idol, Ideology, they built up as some demi god. My race?? Why should i care about my race or culture, if the materialism, naturalism/ Relativism is true? These people just are lost chasing their own tails.

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Nathan Mitchell
Nathan Mitchell

Where's that clip from?

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

OC

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Gavin Hernandez
Gavin Hernandez

To put it in clearer terms for that poster, a view of reality that excludes teleology (final causation) and substantial forms (formal causation), what reality would look like if metaphysical materialism were true, leaves us with only efficient and material causation. In this case, without a reality that contains final causes, you can't have phenomena like truth or reliable mental impressions, because the mind critically depends on final causation through intentionality, i.e. an inherent directedness from the mind to the external world, and the rejection of teleology explicitly rules this out. This isn't the only absurdity that follows from naturalism, however, it's just the only one that pertains to this particular argument. For more about this, I highly recommend the following links, all of which make for a fine read:

Our long critical look at Alex Rosenberg’s The Atheist’s Guide to Reality now brings us at last to that most radical of Rosenberg’s claims – the thesis that neither our thoughts nor anything else has any meaning whatsoever. To the reader unfamiliar with recent philosophy of mind I should emphasize that the claim is not merely that our thoughts, actions, and lives have no ultimate point or purpose, which is hardly a novel idea. It is far more bizarre than that. Consider the following two sequences of shapes: “cat” and “^\*:” We would ordinarily say that the first has meaning – it refers to animals of the feline sort – while the latter is a meaningless set of marks. And we would ordinarily say that while the meaning of a word like “cat” is conventional, the meaning of our thoughts about cats – from which the meaning of the word in question derives – is intrinsic or “built in” to the thought rather than conventional or derived. What Rosenberg is saying is that in reality, both our thoughts about cats and the sequence of shapes “cat” are as utterly meaningless as the sequence of shapes “^\*:” Neither “cat” nor any of our thoughts is any more about cats or about anything else than the sequence “^\*:” is about anything. Meaning, “aboutness,” or intentionality (to use the technical philosophical term) is an illusion. In fact, Rosenberg claims, “the brain does everything without thinking about anything at all.”

edwardfeser.blogspot.com/2012/04/reading-rosenberg-part-ix.html

edwardfeser.blogspot.com/2012/05/rosenberg-roundup.html

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

Most of them are also committed genetic determinists, yet eternally triggered by the moral failures of their many opponents. Genetic determinism makes real moral agency impossible. To get angry at beings who are all by your analysis simply automatons, including yourself, is laughable.

Colton White
Colton White

I hate when they mix science and philosophy together.
Not that biology or chemistry are sciences but I guess I made my point clear.

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

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Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

When Christians get arrested.

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Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

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Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

Not original poster but the clip is from Vermintide 2, spoken by Saltzpyre. Fun little game imo.

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

Yeah, because we won't want people to become protestants from the reality of God which is derived from the bible, right?

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

how?
From what I remember from the movie, it didn't really say to what limit the infinity stones can and can not erase from the entire universe. So that means, any spiritual beings (i.e. false gods from eastern/pagan religions, demons, angels) can also be erase from the universe as much as other beings from the universe. But that's what I interpreted from that movie.

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

I figured they stuck the line in as a jab at him personally and everyone else in the faith because he's outspoken about it.

David Rivera
David Rivera

It's not derived from the Bible . It's a living tradition, preserved trough the community of the Church. It is communion with God, found in the ecclesial experience of the eucharist. It's made ever-present again and again, and confirmed by the experience the saints, and of monastics to this day. It existed unbroken since before mass-literacy, and even if literacy were to decline, it would continue to exist, just as God does. The bible is part of it, but to say "the reality of God is derived from the bible" is naivety at best, heresy at worst. The mind can't derive reality from words. It's like saying "the reality of Gandalf is derived from the Lotr series" . At most it can make an image. I say "apple", you have an image of an apple. But you can't make an apple. Let alone a person. Let alone God. This is why we have tradition, lived communion, and the community of the church. Just like making love with another person, you can read about it, or you can be a part of it, and experience it. And the two are not the same thing.

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Blake Scott
Blake Scott

is your first pic the basis of waifuism?

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Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

It's a meme-tier disproof of the ontological argument. but yeah, probably .
Unrelated, post-id's are nice, but I still miss when the board had flags.

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

Moè is real, waifuism is its religion…and it’s pure idolatry; t. guy who still struggle with leaving his waifu in the trash

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

what is it like actually having a waifu? do you just like daydream about stuff you would do with her?

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

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Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

that book
The river of fire
Dr. Alexandre Kalomiros
It saddens me that while so many orthodox books are digitized, you can almost never find them in a proper layout. I've tried to fix this one, if anyone's still looking.

Blake Rodriguez
Blake Rodriguez

*blocks your immoral path*

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Luis Lewis
Luis Lewis

it's like…a non-sexual desire to be with someone. It is pretty much like the Christian desire to bask in the beauty and glory of God, but you direct that to an image of a fictional character, mixed in with the feelings you'd get at looking at your wife's picture, that deep lunging for being physically with her and not just having an image of her to just think about how much meaning her existence gives to your life. I realized I was living that lie a few days ago, after reading a book on the moè phenomenon and after months of prayer and no-porn no-fap finally got a clear message in his head: that God is not pleased with this false love and idolatry of a fictional character.
But I'll be honest, I can speak only for myself; other people may do it because they gave up on real women (where as for myself, I was and still am on the lookout for a woman with good Christian values, no matter how good looking or not she is), others because they truly have no divine outlet other than a "waifu" as a true idol.

James Wright
James Wright

Accurate meme about the Judgement

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

1st pic
oh I thinnk it's gonna look worse than that for me
though they thankfully aren't habits anymore

Landon Lopez
Landon Lopez

Glad you came to that realization. Keep praying and working on yourself, and going to Church. The Lord will help you.

Daniel Lewis
Daniel Lewis

That first pic is quite possibly the most simultaneously funny and not funny pic of all time.

It's funny, because it's true.
It's also not funny…. because it's true.

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

Trads btfo

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Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

Who's that Bishop? Lebevfre and the background is the Vatican Council?

Owen Gutierrez
Owen Gutierrez

Dude, your guardian angels see everything you do anyways, including you fapping. just ruined your day, eh?.

Isaac Bailey
Isaac Bailey

fresh meme. what should i put in for the text

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Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

Nah, this is something I knew anyway.

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

any more ideas guys?

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Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

fresh oc

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Matthew Cox
Matthew Cox

Um, God can see you too…

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

Krauss
Literally who?

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

I saw something a while ago that was researching using cadaver foreskins to attach to your cock. If the section is accepted by your body, eventually all the foreign cells die out and you have a functional foreskin that is yours. Also CRISPR could be promising if it could reprogram your dick cells to regenerate instead of scar, meaning you could get your foreskin back. I think Paul talking about not trying to become circumcized or uncircumcized is best taken with a grain of salt; I for example consider those stretching rigs to be both unnatural and too far when it comes to getting the whole dick back, but not the other things I proposed.

Cameron Jackson
Cameron Jackson

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Justin Sanchez
Justin Sanchez

I like it! If only there was a catholic version, but I'm not good enough of a meme maker to do it myself.

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

i'll let someone else do the rest lmao

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Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

I would draw inspiration from that multi-level Catholic progression Mariana trench meme:

i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/995/539/8bc.jpg.

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

cries after confession

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

Isaiah 22:22. Anyone with knowledge of Isaiah would recognise 16:18,19 as Jesus giving St. Peter authority over the Church.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

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Gabriel Morris
Gabriel Morris

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Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

Tsar

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Adrian Torres
Adrian Torres

Bonus joke: all of the christian archetecture in that comparison is germanic in origin. It specifically displays the difference between god and godless, rather than a false comparison like romans v. germanics or something.

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

If you give the template from the first one without helmet, sword, beard etc. I'll do the rest.

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

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Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

First pic would be even funnier with a STOP sign.

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

I am hitting level four, but also on the brink to a terrible descent into Babylon…my flesh is screaming for some awful things, and I am terrified of both this call and my desire to answer it.

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

Like this?

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David Russell
David Russell

I like it. Good job.

Justin Lewis
Justin Lewis

BorzoiBoskovic.jpg

Jackson Green
Jackson Green

Is not my OC, just something I found a while ago. Glad you like it though

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

I know, meant to say "good job for finding it".

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John Clark
John Clark

the first pic would be a lot better if it were jews

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

gif

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Ayden Long
Ayden Long

tfw still only at level three
how to make mysticism gains?

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

no sound

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Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

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Henry Adams
Henry Adams

That isn't funny, user.

Ayden Anderson
Ayden Anderson

6 gorillion hours in Gimp

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Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

you forgot about edgy shit like retaking jerusalem and killing abortionists

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

that's a different subset of catholics. that's the catholic equivalent of byzaboos. it would be a separate meme. here's a blank template if you wanna make it

Ryan Ward
Ryan Ward

This is DOOMERCath, not terroristcath.
More /christian terrorism memes will come though.

Here's the updated text version btw.

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Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

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Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

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Angel Reed
Angel Reed

The second picture is absolutely satanic.

William Robinson
William Robinson

Huh, because santa is?

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

Would any of you gents happen to have the one with "one council later" and the clown priests ?

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

QUICK I NEED THE RESPONSE IMAGE TO THIS ASAP, YOU KNOW THE ONE

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Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

1) Slavery wasn't really a thing in medieval Europe like it was in Roman times or in the Middle-East.

2) The Teutonic Order killing Poles and other Slavs was because of geopolitical reasons being the order and Poland claiming the same clay. Bloody hell m8 do these people even history?

3) Once again, a regular medieval war between two contesting parties…

4) The failed 4th Crusade, also just history and medieval monarchs being medieval monarchs.
Short summary family of the then Byzantine emperor (brother, cousin, don't remember) promised many shekels to the crusaders if they ousted the current emperor.
When they did the new emperor just said "nah" and the crusaders went full taxation on their asses.

5) They DID stop the muslim advance just by being a constant nuisance in the Holy Land, the Mongols just finished the Caliph.

6)
Actually comparing the crusade against gn*stics with the regular crusades
Actually calling gn*stics christian at all
Just stop pls.

7)
Thirty Years War
Crusades
You could just stop at this moment tbh the guy who made this was a retarded fedoratipper.

8) Again, this guy is oblivious to the geopolitics of the time.
Saxons were pagan tribes who started to kill missionaries and raid the borders, while Iberia was almost completely muslim.
Combine with a chaotic period of vassals 3D-chessing with other vassals because feudalism and you're in no state to organize a large-scale invasion of Iberia after the defeat of the last crusades.

Tl;dr: why even bother giving attention to this?

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

Because big obvious boobs showing through form fitting clothing, plus implied fellatio suggestiveness with candy can = soft porn.

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

Insufferable clown. Fedora-tier.

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

reading a bible that contains non-canon commentary
yikes

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

confusing commentary with canon

Kevin Ross
Kevin Ross

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Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

I really really like this picture

Hudson Brown
Hudson Brown

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Michael Ward
Michael Ward

validating a mental illness
validating the queers' persecution complex

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Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

Are we finally at the point where papists will defend faggotry as the 2,000 year tradition of Christ?

Eli Brooks
Eli Brooks

Ah the Catholic Church does it again…

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Oliver Jones
Oliver Jones

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Asher Jenkins
Asher Jenkins

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Nicholas Reyes
Nicholas Reyes

English Catholic Church
Britain was a winnie the pooh mistake.
I hope the authorities do something about it, but the gay Bishops must have England on their hands.

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

Uncomfortably relatable

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

had one serious gf, has been single for years now
Hits home hard

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

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Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

I am an almost 30 Years old DOOMER tye 2, even if I was a DOOMER type 1 for many years after a "bad encounter" with a GROOMER.
I am glad God is helping me to rectify this life He entrusted me with and I and others tried to tear down and ruin forever.

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

*Catholicism was a winnie the pooh mistake.
England was pretty fine Orthodox country before death of (Saint) Harold Godwinson (PbuH) at hands of filthy Frogeaters.

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

He says 'Learn to pray" in the last slide.

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

I chuckled, does that make me a boomer?

Charles Thompson
Charles Thompson

Anyone who posts that isn't worth your time arguing with. To play is to lose.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

print it out and stick it on your fridge if you want real boomer cred

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

Fascism is gay. Real gen Z ordodogs have one of Tsar Nicholas II's family.

Jackson White
Jackson White

lotsa prayers, fasting, quit the internet (it's like drinking from a sewer pipe, tbh…)

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

Here's a funny meme: Catholicism

Elijah Murphy
Elijah Murphy

Retard, you think God despises interracial marriage or care about race ? Read the Bible and learn what Christianity is you idolator, repent or rot in hell.

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Ethan Baker
Ethan Baker

The absolute state of "tradcats"

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

more OC

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Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

not mine

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Aaron Garcia
Aaron Garcia

that's perfect lmao

Jason Morales
Jason Morales

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Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

Im monky

Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

I came here for laughs not feels

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

Does he really?

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

Yes.

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Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

Ok thank you

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Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

excellent

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Blake Collins
Blake Collins

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Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

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Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

Orthodox cross themselves right to left, this is the other way around.

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

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Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

Why do they do that?

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

Why did Catholics start doing it the other way?

Landon Rodriguez
Landon Rodriguez

Are you guys gonna start killing each other over your weird masonic handshake again?

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

THERE IS ONLY ONE CORRECT WAY

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Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

Please stop this raskol autism

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

What is this image even trying to say?

Jason Young
Jason Young

Right to left to cross oneself.
Left to right to cross things and people in front of you.
Priests cross the laity left to right during Liturgy.
Roman Catholics changed in the 15th century.

I just implied it was orthodox because of the cyrillic, my bad. I never meant to cause an argument in the meme thread.

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

user, you've hit far too close to home.
Even down to the black metal and templar playlists.

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

I’m wondering if someone (possibly even myself) could make an edit of pic related, replacing the Norseman with a Byzantine knight and the black sun with a cross of some kind?

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Camden Long
Camden Long

three fingers.
Oh boy. Can’t wait till some Old-Believer-LARPer comes in and reeeees.

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

How do they do it? With two?

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Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

Some OT memes

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Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

Found This last night

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Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

Some user who got a good roll and used it to Breadpill.

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Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

Some good old Anderson memes spoiler also could someone post the webm where he says his family's gay? spoiler

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Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

And I'll end it with some Luther shitposts. Good night anons in Christ and God bless.

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Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

They basically copy the position of Jesus’ hand in icons. Pic related.

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Adam Long
Adam Long

Idk, will we ever know?

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

At first I thought #TDOR meant the day of the rope lmao

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

WHOES TO SAY IT CAN’T BE BOTH?

Kayden James
Kayden James

Forgot pic

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Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

Χριστος is seven.

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

so molesting is ok as long as you use contraceptives?
is this the modernist logic?

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

Catholic traditions are 2000
Not even catholic historians believe this.

Tyler Morales
Tyler Morales

That's how I do it

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

what's the song

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

95% of the 23 year old doomer meme is me. Are we all just npcs who act in the same way?

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

Depression makes you a robot.

Landon Allen
Landon Allen

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David Moore
David Moore

Don’t fear the decline of the modern world, work to make it a better place for the sake of God.

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

братръ!

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito

Leo Sanchez
Leo Sanchez

Can someone please make a webm of his Coke vs Pepsi rant at about 58:18?

Jace Ward
Jace Ward

sorry, 53:18

Eli Gutierrez
Eli Gutierrez

I'd delete the 2nd one, it only tempts someone rather than anything else.

Why is such unholy terms like "tiddies" mentioned?.

Adam Murphy
Adam Murphy

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Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

The doctrinal tradition is 2000 years. (well only in 2029).
As for the rites and disciplinary stuff it's much more recent. It's still an evolution from the old habits.

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

Poster of those images here:

Reminder the OP has an image that has the word f.u.c.k it, said by an Angel no less.

Nathaniel Barnes
Nathaniel Barnes

Ancient Jews had doctrine of 1400 year strong and they still didn't recognize the Messiah.
More so, they killed him as a heretic after they found out he was Him.
And they say God doesn't have a sense of humor.

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

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Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

Could someone meme this?

<The Virgin Prot
<Prelest
<Fight for the right to die of measles in 1st world country
<His parents will pick his wife for her rigid beliefs
<Muh based Zionism
<Geology causes his faith to waver
<Why does the world hate my beliefs so?
<It must be because I practice the truth faith, because Jesus said that the world would hate the faithful.
<Thinly veiled nihilism
<Perdition

The Chad Cathodox
The goods of the spirit surpass understanding
Humbled by science, glad his religion invented it
Seeking divinization/theosis
Chooses his own wife on the basis of character
Might just be celibate because he's secure about his sexuality
Laughs at Zionist LARPers, knows God will scatter them when the time is right
Welcomes medical science so that he might live to save more of his neighbours
Will save his protestant opposition despite themselves.

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

memes write themselves

Austin Lopez
Austin Lopez

Yeah, imagine trusting secular “science” instead of the true history of the world that’s given in the Bible.

Christopher Williams
Christopher Williams

GIMP is free

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

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Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

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Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

orthodox monk sprouting protestantism
He won't teach you any history he hasn't lived.
He won't teach you magical "bible-based" science.
Then again, he doesn't care for such things. He doesn't need them.
He is wise in theoria.

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

Why the Lutheran hate? I don't want to go to church and be surrounded by filthy spics or oily Meds

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

The early Church Fathers all affirmed the historicity of the Bible.

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

Why do we have such normalcattle-tier memes like this?

James Long
James Long

T. mad exoterist

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

But Orthodoxy does believe in the historicity of the Scripture.

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

mods are cucks

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

post blatant hatred against Christians because of they're appearance
gets banned
"wow mods are so unbased"

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

the target shows us that we cannot shoot ourselves when doing the sign of the cross

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

Anti racism should not be a role of mods

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

This

Owen Bennett
Owen Bennett

Also this

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

yes, tsar

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Camden Cook
Camden Cook

after reading a book on the moè phenomenon
What book was it, if you don't mind my asking?

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

I don't want my people to be absorbed into foreign people
"wow so racist!"

William Anderson
William Anderson

Yeah he literally just said he didn't want to go to church with spics bc they smelled and meds bc they were oily. Really defending the culture.

Jack Baker
Jack Baker

Foreigners shouldn't be in my church because they shouldn't be in my country at all

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

Do you deny that spics smell and meds are oily

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

Leviticus 19:34, confirmed by 1 Corinthians 14:21.

Matthew 25:35
For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

'The stranger who resides with you shall be to you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself; for you were aliens in the land of Egypt: I am the LORD your God. (Lev. 19:34 NAS)
When there are strangers among you, you continue to observe the command love your neighbor as yourself
This is not a mandate for free immigration

Boil it down to the purely local level. If a stranger is a guest in my house, I should treat him as a guest. That same guest is not welcome at all hours of the day. The viability of the nation state is predicated on that state controlling immigration.See the fall of Rome.

Julian Ward
Julian Ward

Asking for edit of pic related to call attention to the fact they’re both attention whores and mentally unbalanced

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Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

he thinks this means you should commit national suicide
No borders, no nations, stop the deportations, am I right?

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

Post terrible fedora memes.

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Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

REPENT ZOOMER

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Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

GIMP is free. Don't let your memes be dreams

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

gimp
FireAlpaca is the way foreword.

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

Their stink and babbling are distracting and counterproductive.

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

Except for the Jews, they can determine who sits at their table

Charles Walker
Charles Walker

Why did he stop saying noetic and apophatic ?

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

To add onto what the other anons have said:
Hulegu Khan, while not a Christian himself (he received a Buddhist burial on his deathbed), had a court and general staff overwhelmingly dominated by Nestorians (so heretics but still a lot closer to the truth than their Tengriist forebears or Muslim counsins.) and to a lesser extent by the rest of eastern Christianity. This Christian association was strong enough that the Ilkhanate engaged in regular diplomatic ventures with the Crusader states, presenting themselves as the 'Kingdom of Prester John'. This period was (unfortunately) rather brief, as the Ilkhanate and the rest of the western Mongols eventually Islamized (Imagine how wild a Mongol Crusader state would've been). Combined with the conquests of Alexios Komnenos and David the Builder, to claim that Christian polities had no role in the checking of temporal Islamic power would be dishonest.
Granted, to state there was any 'Islamic Empire' for the Mongols to destroy would itself be dishonest, as the last hegemonic Islamic power (the Seljuks) collapsed before the Mongols even arrived. They toppled the Khwarazmians+some other successor states and put the dancing monkey in Baghdad to rest (why is the Siege of Baghdad cited for this? The Abbasids were a powerless joke by that point), but their check on Islamic expansion was about as brief as their dalliance with Christianity (especially when you consider that the Mongols themselves, as I said above, Islamized).
Moors held the entire Iberian peninsula for 500 years
This is just laughable.
The Moors lost the northern peninsula within decades of the conquest to the Asturians and the Carolingian Franks (so much for being too busy with the Saxons, huh?), and failed so spectacularly in dislodging the Asturians that a quarter to a third of the peninsula was reclaimed by the death of Charlemagne.
The remainder of those '500 Years' largely consisted of stagnancy and continuing loss of ground to the Reconquista. The only points in which the Moors made any significant gains were during the reign of Caliph Abd ar-Rahman III (only for all the gains he made to be lost before his reign even ended, ha), the Almoravids, and the Almohads. The latter two only emerged towards the end of the Reconquista, at which point over half of the peninsula had already been retaken.
On a side note, I wasn't aware a 'response' image to that mess even existed. Does a pot of sewage presented as soup warrant a response beyond laughter or disgust?

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

you think God despises interracial marriage or care about race
I think he does.

Read the Bible and learn what Christianity is
Ok, I will try.

you idolator
I'm not a liberal, what are you on about?

repent or rot in hell
I will pray for you.

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

How can you say that retard?
The bible says absolutely nothing about race mixing.
Take your /pol/ shit elsewhere.
I'd never date a nigress about only because I find it disgusting and my kids would be retarded, not because it's a sin, because it isn't

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

The bible says absolutely nothing about race mixing
Then maybe read it. Yes, old testament included.

How can you say that retard?
By typing it with my fingers.

Take your /pol/ shit elsewhere.
truth is /pol/ shit
Get a grip on reality, lad.

I'd never date a nigress about only because I find it disgusting and my kids would be retarded, not because it's a sin, because it isn't
I just said that I think God does care about race. The whole hateful baggage you associate with the concept of race is your responsibility and not mine.

Robert Thompson
Robert Thompson

this hit me where it hurts, but i am 26

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

checked for truth
Any 1 irrespective of their Christian sub class (Sorry, couldn't figure out the right word) that does what is said in the bible is a true christian

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Jace Young
Jace Young

I think the word you wanted was 'denomination', user.

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

Well with the foreknowledge that your kids would be retarded and your racemixing would disrupt your community, you know it would be a sin. The bible doesn't say anything about driving drunk either, but you know you're putting other people at risk. You don't live in a social vacuum. And it's a more pressing issue than at times in the past, the threat of ethnic annihilation and the accompanying loss of any sense of functional communal life is real.

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

Yes of course. But the act in itself isn't a sin or mentioned as such in the bible. Smoking isn't a sin either but it's bad for you body (well it could be since now we know how much that winnie the pooh us up)

William Jackson
William Jackson

Tobit 4 13

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

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Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

nice

Anthony Thompson
Anthony Thompson

Do someone have the version of this meme with origen ? (if there is)

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Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

treating someone with dignity while they're in a church equates to wanting free unmitigated mass immigration

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Zachary Martin
Zachary Martin

*shrugs*

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Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

They love their race more than God.
Many do.

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Julian Williams
Julian Williams

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Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

kek which one of you lads sent jay dyer my meme

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Joseph Powell
Joseph Powell

Thats pretty funny.
I had never heard Kyrie Eleison before seeing this. Now it's always running through my head. Your work has permiated reality.

Here, have a robo-pastor.

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Lucas Ramirez
Lucas Ramirez

implying Jay isn't browsing Zig Forums right now

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

Anybody have that dank "drake, where is the door meme" of the angel in the tomb?

William Perry
William Perry

some more OC

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Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

Implying Jay Dyer and Michael Dimond aren't Zig Forums regulars

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Jaxon Watson
Jaxon Watson

Excellent

I added a couple

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Kevin Sanders
Kevin Sanders

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Noah Jenkins
Noah Jenkins

This kind of makes Dave BH look good.

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

I need the higher res version of this image, have this OC in return.

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Ethan Johnson
Ethan Johnson

ifunny has virgin as what i dislike and chad as what i like
pic has virgin as what i like and chad as what i dislike

Luke Ramirez
Luke Ramirez

pic has virgin as what i like and chad as what i dislike
i mean the reverse, obviously

William Johnson
William Johnson

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Aaron Evans
Aaron Evans

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Carson Barnes
Carson Barnes

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Oliver Wood
Oliver Wood

Nestorian church of the east is bro tier and not heresy tier

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

Meh, not really a meme, but make it what you will out of this

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Owen Powell
Owen Powell

he's right

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

judaism not in need of crusade

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

It's OK to rape other people's wives if they are battle captives
Please winnie the pooh off back to /Islam/

Michael Price
Michael Price

Should be the Chadoration

Zachary Smith
Zachary Smith

I've heard they are not nestorians anymore or something.
Either way I didn't make that meme.

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

Judaism not putted in the "demonic tier"

Nathaniel Taylor
Nathaniel Taylor

Top kek.
Hedonism promises earthly sex
Mormons promises celestial sex
Muslims promise both
Based Muslims.

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

I read the Bible, but to be honest, a lot of it can be greatly misinterpreted, given how many words may have had different meaning in their original language. Protestants are not much closer to the truth, seeing as how they have over 30,000 sects with differing views.

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

I mean, I don't mind, since angels don't judge the same way as we do, but I don't know how I will be able to live this down among other people

James Anderson
James Anderson

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John Carter
John Carter

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Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

ITS NOT FAIR NICKY WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE US LIKE THAT
t. Prot

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Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

Catholic preist reacts to Christian memes

Hudson Reyes
Hudson Reyes

That's better

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Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

New template

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Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

This guy is not Catholic. He is an Anglican """"priest"""". To be expected given the content of the video.

Daniel Nelson
Daniel Nelson

Hes Anglican but anyways, wasn't there a more appropriate place for this instead of church? I mean isn't church a place to conduct liturgy/mass an concentrate on essential spiritual stuff? Call me a retard, but all this seems really disrespectful.

Austin James
Austin James

When Anglicans have literal married clergy with dudes and allow female "priest" all is possible.

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

literal married clergy
Orthodox have this. Works fine.

Nathan Rivera
Nathan Rivera

married clergy with dudes
Is not the same as clergy in real marriages

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

OH. gotcha.

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

OC

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Julian Gray
Julian Gray

Underrated

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Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

This is me down to the 90s hardcore and orthodox chant playlist.

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Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

Meme request for that one with a seductive harlot and a man praying.

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

Here you go

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Cameron Adams
Cameron Adams

This is one of the greatest thread on the internet.

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

Hot off the press.

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Kayden James
Kayden James

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Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

Hahahaha That's pretty good. These simplistic drawing memes are so good

Anthony Ramirez
Anthony Ramirez

Anglicans don't have priests because there is no sacrifice
sorry for nitpicking; polite sage

Christopher Stewart
Christopher Stewart

funny cause I know a guy who is exactly like this

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

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Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

fresh oc. What do you guys think?

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Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

Good art, not exactly funny though.

Kevin Anderson
Kevin Anderson

Does SIR browse Zig Forums?

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

can somebody make an orthodox version of this?

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Austin Perry
Austin Perry

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Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

No, the bird usually has that orthodox hat so make a version where the ortho-bird has that hat…

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Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

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Ryder Murphy
Ryder Murphy

Hope so.

Sebastian Sullivan
Sebastian Sullivan

I got chu, fam

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Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

Saved! Can you make one exactly like this except with the hat? Also with the bird blurred in the background

Dylan Long
Dylan Long

Here you go

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Juan Scott
Juan Scott

KEK

Ryder Ward
Ryder Ward

YES! THANK YOU!!

Aaron Bell
Aaron Bell

Putting polytheistic religions like Wicca, that don't see Jesus as a prophet, above Islam because Muh Crusades, Muh Mudslimes

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Logan Bennett
Logan Bennett

Accepting any Bukhari, Sahih Muslim, or Abu Hurairah Hadith as valid
Now this is where the g*orgiafag went wrong

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

It's not really a meme, just some christ chan art i made, thought you guys would apreciate as a smug reaction image lol. You guys can use it if you want to, in fact it would make me very happy.

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Chase Scott
Chase Scott

That's good user, but maybe you could remake the mouth. Your Christ-chan is too pale, I don't see her smile.

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

Hm alright, i'll fix it and post it tomorrow

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

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Luis Nelson
Luis Nelson

There you go. Hope you anons use this image, but remember, keep the shitposts christian!

Alexander Lee
Alexander Lee

/pol/ memes are a sin. Make OC.

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

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Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

Putting polytheistic religions like Wicca, that don't see Jesus as a prophet, above Islam because Muh Crusades, Muh Mudslimes
Better to not know of Jesus than to blaspheme him

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

make /pol/ christian again!

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Jaxon Adams
Jaxon Adams

Start by removing anime.

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

Only those who've read the original manga can understand this.

Also sola scriptura was the conclusion of theologian from post-reformation. Luther, Calvin and etc. never word by word taught the solas yet they did teach theology by the definitions of them, which is why we also quote church fathers whenever they refer the scriptures is a pillar of the church or that we're justified by faith, not my sanctification (even though it's expected to be practiced)

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Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

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Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

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Julian Sanchez
Julian Sanchez

The modern day Marcion.

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Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

Can someone make an Orthodox/Eastern Catholic version of this?

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

I made an Eastern Catholic one

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Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Mitchell

What is this? A png for ants?

Nicholas Richardson
Nicholas Richardson

same thing with a crown
Eastern Catholics are closer to Orthodox in pretty much every way except communion with the Roman Church. They have the same doctrine and theology as the EO because the EO are their sister Churches.

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

you made a joke

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

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Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

Gnosticism not at the literal bottom of the bottom
Please reconsider. Gnosticism is literally disgusting.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

not bad

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

This entire picture is damnable doctrines of devils tier.

KJVO/TRO IFB/Free Grace is the only way.

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

demonizing virginity as a christian
icons aren't the same as statues.

Michael Wright
Michael Wright

That's a funny meme, the first one

Jeremiah Murphy
Jeremiah Murphy

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Jack Harris
Jack Harris

And the key of the house of David will I lay upon his shoulder; so he shall open, and none shall shut; and he shall shut, and none shall open.
That's talking about Jesus my dude

Revelation 3:7
And to the angel of the church in Philadelphia write; These things saith he that is holy, he that is true, he that hath the key of David, he that openeth, and no man shutteth; and shutteth, and no man openeth;

Same with Matthew 16, literally every other time "rock" is used as not being a literal rock it's talking about God, unless you believe Peter is God.

2 Samuel 22:32 For who is God, save the LORD? and who is a rock, save our God?
who is a rock, save our God?
Is Peter God?

2 Samuel 22:47 The LORD liveth; and blessed be my rock; and exalted be the God of the rock of my salvation.

1 Corinthians 10:4 And did all drink the same spiritual drink: for they drank of that spiritual Rock that followed them: and that Rock was Christ.

William Rodriguez
William Rodriguez

Actually it's a great argument, because the post-modernists actually accept it, hence why they say that "truth is relative." Viz. they can't say if a truth is true because that implies more knowledge than they think is possible under the constraints presented by material science.

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

Literally nothing wrong with Mariology

t. Episcopalian

Colton Ross
Colton Ross

Looks like Jesus isn’t the only one who can walk on water

(Glitch found in Pokemon Black 2)

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Cameron Morgan
Cameron Morgan

this is unironically sacrilegious

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

man I remember one time when I was a kid, I asled one of the sisters in my parish "Who can walk on water?" she obviously said "Jesus" and I gave her grin and said "You forgot about Criss Angel Mindfreak" with the smuggiest voice possible.

She probably forgot about it but I hate myself every time I remember it

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

This looks…

Scandalous

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

So did democracy make the right choice? Had not democracy killed Jesus, would we have been saved?

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

The story of our Lord's crucifixion is not the story of people doing the right thing. It is the story of people doing wrong to the person who deserved no wrong whatsoever.
Did democracy make the right choice?
Judas did not make the right choice. Neither did democracy.

William Rogers
William Rogers

It's funny though. Something a kid would say

Bentley Allen
Bentley Allen

then is God's plan wrong?

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

is God's plan wrong?
Are you daft?

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

Mad an edit.

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Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

*made

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

Implying chivalry isn't weakness

Chivalry is literal pussy worship, it's the inverse of Christian morality, a parody of it

Julian Howard
Julian Howard

cringe

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

He's right. The idea of "love sanctifying sex" is a Satanic doctrine that needs to die. Love doesn't sanctify sex. Consent doesn't sanctify sex. Marriage is the only thing that makes sex right in the eyes of the Lord, not whether the woman has the tingles.

Thomas Nelson
Thomas Nelson

Except being chivalrous has nothing to do with "pussy worship" and has everything to do with the content of your character. You are confusing being a gentleman with being a chad.

Samuel King
Samuel King

dalrock.wordpress.com/2019/01/04/fifty-shades-of-lancelot/

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

cringe

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

Ah yes, because a story of fictional character discredits thousands of years of honor. You sure got me W O K E to the ebil wahmens and their ebil bagina magick, fellow automaton.

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Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

Dude, obviously I'm not against the martial and honorable aspects of chivalry. We're talking about the "chivalric" culture of romance and love, and it began in the high middle ages and has culminated in the shitshow that is feminist society.

David Wilson
David Wilson

forgot to link
dalrock.wordpress.com/2018/10/24/chivalry-was-re-purposed-by-women-for-women/

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Anyone got the Petrine cross meme where it turns upside down cos of a demon ?
I saw it recently but must be a different thread

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

Found it

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Camden Price
Camden Price

MGTOW on my board ????? MODS MODS!!!!

Silly, chivalry is when a man acknowledges the weakness of women and helps/respects them for being weaker than them.

Justin Bennett
Justin Bennett

That 1st pic

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Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

This.

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

pic no. 2 is wrong…Imperial South America was built on us converting and marrying those women.

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

aztec tiddies
I'm actually curious about second pic,
but yeah first pic accurate

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

please no bully

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Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

i like very nice

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

Cease, fornicator

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Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

Saved. Thanks man.

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

(saved)
I've seen this meme popping up elsewhere, where did it originate from?

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Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Maggie_Makes_Three

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

As always, Christanon delivers

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Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

Lately
What's this meme
Norm,woman, zoomer
Please stop being lazy.

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

THOTPOSTING NOT WELCOME

Connor Sanchez
Connor Sanchez

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Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

too close to home
replace the novus ordo part with "commutes over an hour to attend TLM"

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David Flores
David Flores

Same except the part of being a convert.

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

Ayyy, I was that at that age; 5 years later and I’m knees deep in Hell.

Jack James
Jack James

NANI

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

wants to learn latin
It's super easy to obtain information on latin. Just go to your local library and check out a latin textbook. It is potentially free, and incredibly unlikely that someone else will want it. Just don't go past the check in date, and repeatedly recheck it out. If your library doesn't have one, order online. I am partial to Wheelock's latin, myself.
amazon.com/Wheelocks-Latin-7th/dp/0061997226
All you need is time and dedication, the latter of which is easy to come by if you genuinely enjoy it. fors bona, o amici.

Cameron Smith
Cameron Smith

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Owen Ross
Owen Ross

how accurate is this meme for othrodox christians? i'm still in the process of going to catechism but I didn't really get this feeling. am i too new?

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Christian Nelson
Christian Nelson

See

Asher Garcia
Asher Garcia

This! This is golden…

Levi Rivera
Levi Rivera

(checked)

759044

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

Dang. I thought the formatting was messed up which is why it wasn't showing. Guess it just doesnt exist.

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

unsure if posted before

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Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

Here you go:
zigforums.com/thread/759044/christian

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

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Caleb Roberts
Caleb Roberts

Out of curiosity about what Barrabas did, I looked him up.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barabbas
I'm curious if anyone ever responded to the claims made here, especially under modern views.

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

Islam is a false teaching, that's all.
More like this? I know there was a science "everything is dust wow science so profound one"

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

You mean this one?

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Matthew Rodriguez
Matthew Rodriguez

Those retards fail to ignore that a special pardon was given to Jews during Easter a pardon that Pilate wasn't the first to do it.
And a pardon demands consent from Imperial Rome of course.
Btw Jesus himself was convicted for that crime, which makes sense. The two candidates had to commit a similar crime for the choice to be more impartial.
Who would you release? A thief or a murderous rapist? Of course everyone would pick the rapist.
Now if both of the were rapists the choice had to do with the persons at stake.

As for the fiction part I won't even say a thing other that modernists one day will deny that themselves exist if they keep saying the people they don't like or destroy thekr fantasies don't exist.

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

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Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

That's the one.

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

(checked)
first one's funny.
Second one's just mean-spirited
Third one's just … sigh-worthy

1/3

did /islam/ come and visit us or something?

Amazingly, I never knew that.

third pic
genius

It's genius is what it is. Accuracy? Well, there have been (or still are) some Orthbros here who have utterly unironically spouted this "everyone is going to heaven" meme. I think it must be some sort of cultish belief within Orthbroism because most Orthbros don't seem to believe it. One seemed to get rather annoyed about it. It's just universalism dressed-up in Orthodox Monk robes, frankly, but it's not the first time Orthbros have had heresy in their midst. But, because Orthbroism is so … malleable or philosophical theologically, excommunicating someone who preaches this is apparently not a thing. (Mind you, it's pretty much not a thing anywhere except Anderson's meme church to excommunicate, but what evs.)

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

failed to post the memes

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Carson Foster
Carson Foster

The last one is so winnie the pooh good.

Thomas Butler
Thomas Butler

It is probably just a comment on the Orthodox habit, at least traditionally, of believing oneself to be the worst of sinners and seeing the best in others.

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

I know there's a few catholic and orthodox versions of this, is there a Baptist one?

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

Underrated.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

all that garbage you posted about "Orthobros"

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Jordan Long
Jordan Long

Sad but true. The weirdest part of it is that the local Catholic church was playing a translated version of that song yesterday.

Lincoln Cook
Lincoln Cook

Skip to 9:38

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

Hey, I'm just telling you what I've seen posted over the years. Maybe they're liars – they went to a LOT of trouble quoting this and that to troll us all while faking being Orthbros – and maybe no one Orthish takes them seriously. But I've seen it here.

And if you're objecting to the depiction of Orthbroism as being malleable, face facts, m8, Orthbros are by FAR the most theologically tolerant of the three tribes. Not that y'all tolerate heresy, but that you even have a word for "well, that's a nice theory", so you don't chimp out because someone said Jesus eyes were blue or some innocuous shi- like we Prots and Caths do. Prots are notoriously finicky about doctrine – how do you think we got these 30 billion meme denominations? – and Cathbros … well, finicky about form and muh church.
I'm okay with being wrong, if you insist, but that is my impression from this board and the few Orthbros I have known.

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Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

From my own personal experience of being an orthobro for two years now, the theory that the idea of universal salvation is exactly as you described when you say
well, that's a nice theory
because it is. we're allowed to hope that everyone goes to heaven, but it's certainly not dogma and definitely isn't the majority opinion. it mostly seems to find traction among converts on the internet, as you seem to have noticed.

fun fact the term for these 'nice theories' is theologoumenon - otherwise known as a theologoical opinion

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

Those are cool and all, but do you have any memes that can be used outside of reddit and instagram?

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Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

Could somebody point me to the original version of Agni Parthene being sung in this webm?

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

Never mind, found it.

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

Leave us furries alone uwu

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

LMAO

Eli Rivera
Eli Rivera

you even have a word for "well, that's a nice theory"
Every denom has theological issues that are a matter of personal opinion, and it's nice to have one word instead of having to say something like matter of personal opinion every time you talk about it. Even if I wasn't Ortho anymore I would be tempted to still use the word theologumena because it's a practical term, except for it's length I guess

Jeremiah Fisher
Jeremiah Fisher

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Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

You found the source!
Thanks user

Easton Turner
Easton Turner

kek

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

lmao am Catholic but this is breddy gud.
tfw TLM has no faggoty prot songs

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

Found this

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Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

my favorite

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Bentley Phillips
Bentley Phillips

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Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

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Leo King
Leo King

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John Russell
John Russell

Above meme is NSFC
Viewer discretion ia advised

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Brandon Bailey
Brandon Bailey

theologoumenon / theologumena
THANK YOU! I was struggling to remember it.
I know I had it written down somewhere, but you can never find … etc

the theory that the idea of universal salvation is exactly as you described when you say …
the user I referred to here was a LOT more dogmatic or emphatic about it than just "this is my personal opinion", but I am interested that you say:
we're allowed to hope that everyone goes to heaven
… because you're pretty much rated and shunned as a liberal if you think it in most evanjellybean circles, whereas, per my earlier statement, orthbros are a lot less autistic when it comes to people who are clearly wrong.

Not saying this is a good or bad thing – tolerance good; tolerance of outright heresy bad – I just find it interesting that this is how Orthbro-xy has "grown up differently" over the past thousand-plus years.*
* Yes, I know it's "two thousand years old" but it has common roots with most everyone else for the first 500-1000 of those. Chill. It's all good.

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Luke Adams
Luke Adams

cannot see the word "chivalry" without thinking of internet white knightism (pic related)

dalrock
yeah, no thanks

I lol'd
But, what has being Chinese got to do with the resolution?

what? are we not dank and hard-bitten enough for you?

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Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

Come on now, Charlie.
Yeah, Charlie.
You know you want to listen to the Gospel, Charlie
Go hit Charlie with some verses from Matthew, Pierre
I dont know, Adair, Charlie might not understand Matthew, lets start him off with some John
You hear that, Charlie, we'll give the Gospel to ya nice and slow so you can understand it.
Remember, Charlie, Jesus loves you.
Yeah, Charlie. God loves you, so put away your idols and worship with us.

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James Smith
James Smith

We need an edit of the Ortho wars a Who with him featuring different denominations and hearing various forms of heresies whilst brandishing a weapon…

Charles Cook
Charles Cook

Dang it!
*Orton Ears a Who

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

no maidens that rewarded with with sex
Virgin women are bad now.
Just

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

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Hudson Hall
Hudson Hall

dalrock
no thanks
Not an argument

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

Former Cat here, that is neither funny nor very accurate.

Liam Clark
Liam Clark

call his priest a pedo
What happened if I said your dad was a faggot or your mom an whore?
It is a personal insult, unlike the papist bla bla bla which even makes me laugh at the protestant ignorance.

Also even if we were pedos you imply that we only get mad when someone says the truth, then you admit than every previous insult want true because we didn't react negativity.
There goes then 99% of protestant name calling against us.
also implying there's no pedos in protestant churches. Either they think of the pastor as some kind of semi gods like it happened some months ago in some baptist churches, or if it is a liberal one its ok because the pastor is a official member of the LGBT community

Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

The Goebbels reference was funny, but as for the rest slander. You sure know how to rake in the (you)s

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

some oc I made

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Mason Parker
Mason Parker

pretty sure he's actually gay

Colton Green
Colton Green

is that a gondola? its comfy

also, does anyone have the expectation vs reality meme that says something "imagine a world with no religion, we could have colonized the galaxy" on one side with a picture of a futuristic civilization and then next to it is the reality which is a bunch of naked protestors and tranny kids?

Matthew White
Matthew White

also, sauce on the song?

Ryan Turner
Ryan Turner

g - e - n - i - u - s

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

It's not a song, it's the Nicene Credo sung in latin

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Credo

Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

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Asher Cook
Asher Cook

Kek

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

what does Zig Forums think of my waifu?

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Leo Price
Leo Price

[-]

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

Get out

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

MODS

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

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John Jenkins
John Jenkins

Thanks, yes, it's in the title. You can see the back of the gondola.

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

This is blasphemy.

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

post rare luthers

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Austin Davis
Austin Davis

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Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

this made me expunge a substantial chortle as a prot
this one a lite chuckle too

beautiful

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

apostles followed the aftermath of the monastic movement
Top kek

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

The absolute state of Prots

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

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Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

a kiss has to be sexual
this is liberal tier m8

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

Its a bit dodgy but I think the idea is good

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Isaiah James
Isaiah James

Who said anything about it being sexual? Just two dudes touching their lips together swapping some saliva and germs haha. Lots of guys at the guys bar do that and some of them might not be gay.

Lucas Brown
Lucas Brown

The connotations of kissing is purely cultural. Jesus washed other peoples feet all the time. Today if some random guy asked to do that you'd probably think he's a footfag.

Luke Martinez
Luke Martinez

Their lips aren't even touching. Stop lewding the Pope, you faggot.

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Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

what are the catacombs
And even St. Luke is said to have draw a painting of Our Lady or something.

Josiah Ortiz
Josiah Ortiz

And I got baned too! Surely all the anti Protestant things especially the one portraying Luther as a women was removed…. You Catholics kill and torture God's true church and the only Europeans capable of following it are only the most retarded and or inherently morally bankrupt ethnicities. /pol/ doesn't ban me 4 times a day and is thus far more friendly to actual Christians. Don't worry about me leaving forever. Should consider a name change though as people might be confused.

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Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

Bye, sodoprot! Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Also

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

Damn. You probably haven't been this mad since someone tried to read the Bible in their own language. Be assured I will troll this board.

Henry Hall
Henry Hall

"waah this board is so mean to innocent little people like me. I dindu nuffin"
breaks rule 2 by intention
publicly admits intent to troll the board

Evan Smith
Evan Smith

Yeah that damn St Jerome made the bible availible for the roman plebs to read.

Sebastian Bennett
Sebastian Bennett

I'm Anglican and I think Newman was a hero, nevertheless, literally nobody would understand this level of meme.

Joseph Carter
Joseph Carter

Quite the contrary, I'm having fun with this. You are also proving that Prots are nothing but trouble and always have been. Just don't fight it, it's a waste of your time which can be better spent worshiping God…but since you don't believe in God it shouldn't matter to you anyway

Every time you sinpost, sodoprot, my prayers for you get more and more intense.

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

Be assured I will troll this continent
t. Martin Luther in 1517

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

Can someone post their best "Begome Orthodox :DDD" macros. I need them.

Kayden James
Kayden James

Wow didn't know making fun of the Pope for making out with a Muslim is a sin or pointing out how your church has killed people for translating the Bible into vernacular. Notice how I wouldn't be so blatantly toxic to accuse a fellow Christian that they don't even believe in God and yet you get no ban. I like the banter but the fact that I get banned all the time and no one else sure is a piss off.
Blatant hypocrisy is a fundamental trait of romanism I suppose.
He was a good boy who dindu nuffin wrong. Quite literally.

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

I got baned again for that lol.

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

no censorship at /christianity/index.html

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

Miss me with that Gnostic shit

Kayden Torres
Kayden Torres

that's /christ/

Adam Hernandez
Adam Hernandez

They kicked off the gnostics.

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

That's where all the Baptists who insult Catholicism and /x/-tards go when they get banned from here.

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

Baptists at lest those who believe in that with their historical revisionism of the angel pastor Jim are a perfect match for /x/tards.

Hudson Walker
Hudson Walker

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Juan Wilson
Juan Wilson

Ecumenism is ba…

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

(checked)
Fugg :DDDD

Leo Diaz
Leo Diaz

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Carson Garcia
Carson Garcia

nice one

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Daniel Fisher
Daniel Fisher

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Lincoln Kelly
Lincoln Kelly

General Yuri (Idol) Discussion Thread
Current thread: boards.4chan.org/u/thread/2820706

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Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

MODS!!!!!

Ayden Myers
Ayden Myers

does anyone have that one where its a really strong guy reading his bible and two shriveled up druggies are behind him talking about how hes enslaved to his religion?

Jacob Cook
Jacob Cook

I thought that might be the case - out of curiosity what convinces you to remain an Anglican in light of Newmans life and work?

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

muh sodomite ancestors
muh idols
muh thralls
muh cum mana
muh will to power raiding
I dindu nuffin

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Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

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Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

last picture
the friar vomiting at the sight of executions
Gold!

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

does anybody have that ironic comic of the history of pagan europe, that everything was peaceful when christians "and their friends the jews" came and destroyed everything?

William Rogers
William Rogers

mfw no comfy gondola animation in a webm

looking through my collection of Zig Forums gondola webms, Zig Forums really hasn't knocked one out the park yet. The closest is the first vid which is undeniably moving, but needs a Roman soldier moving, or some tears progressing down a face or just something. (Although at 13MB, what the actual fug)

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Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

MEANT to be pointing at how the fug that went wrong, I'll never know

Crusader gondola aint bad just … jerky animation
Genuflection gondola is probably the better of the two
And this of course has something going on, and centres on Christ, too, instead of just gondola, which is a very good choice by user

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Tyler Kelly
Tyler Kelly

The very comfy-est gondolas I ever saw were the comfy seasons. (pic related) winter and (pic related) summer are probably the best
(And not even 6 MB between them, too, which is nice)
do your own, then
yeah, I would, but I can't video. I'm a complete n00b who cannot even get ffmpeg to 12-bit colour in videos

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Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

734154 + >>734065 = not his best argument

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

That's really good

bit worried about the veneration of Codreanu, tho
he was only a fascist politician. that's all.
no miracles happened through him.
he didn't cure the sick or love the poor

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Jackson Ward
Jackson Ward

Didn't love the poor
Actually, that's where you're wrong, in fact he made his militia plow the fields of tenant farmers for the sake of Christ. Really Codreanu was something of a bizarro mix of fascist elements and Christianity, and his martyrdom only cements it. Don't know much else about him though.

John Hughes
John Hughes

I'm really not sure, overall it's a nameless apprehension about Rome. Romophobia if you like. I do however think a great deal more than many Anglicans about Mary. I think they get it wrong; we are given hints throughout the narrative of the Bible that her love for her Son is an allegorical representation of her relationship with the other persons of the Trinity.

Jaxon Jenkins
Jaxon Jenkins

lol this ones got the theme from Indy Last Crusade

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

I don't feel comfortable with this

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

fresh oc

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Jaxson Reed
Jaxson Reed

a nameless apprehension about Rome. Romophobia if you like
a.k.a. The C.S.Lewis defense.

if I commit to obeying your Rome now, I will have to obey anything your Rome insists is true in the future (paraphrased obv)

Julian James
Julian James

Same. Those kind feel sacrilegious.

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Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

Ehh, yeah, sort of

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

I don't like that gondola

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

I'm going to pipe up in favour of this gondola. I don't see what could be wrong with it.

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

Requesting Jesus related meme: He attacc (money changers), He resurrecc, etc, But most importantly he coming bacc

First pic is true. I waited in line for clam chowder, popular US city joint. 1 hour in line, sparked up convo with Saudi Muslim (wahab) next to me. He is ‘devout’ and prays, here for studies, but he admittedly and unashamedly drinks and fornicates etc —modernism overrides their religion in many cases. He didn’t get the renowned, delicious chowder we were waiting on though bc he realized it had bacon bits. The dude was flabbergasted when I explained to him the problem of Jews and usury—It was a long wait for the chowder.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

Found it (but I thought I recalled a better one out there)

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Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

I get that you didn't mean any disrespect to Christ with this webm dude, but I'm gonna side with the folks who don't like it. Reducing the death of our God to a silly meme-bear feels pretty wrong.

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

I get that you didn't mean any disrespect to Christ with this webm dude …
Thank you for at least not flying off the handle, all of you, and expressing discomfort without the vitriol I am so used to here.
I don't mind. I didn't make it, so I'm not hurt by the criticism.
I am a little surprised, since I picked the meme up from a previous meme thread on this very board where it seemed to attract no negative press.
But I get that Zig Forums of six months ago is never going to be the Zig Forums of today
And I get the reasons belying critiques of today.
Guess I won't post it here again.

I will, however, offer this one thought for your consideration.
We've had some discussions here before about "Christ on other planets". There seems to have been an acceptance, if not a consensus, that Christ could have walked amongst other exo-peoples obviously in their form if they exist that is, if the concept of aliens isn't just the debil's trickery as some asserted
(pic related) spoilered to avoid triggerations
You might see where I am going, but that isn't entirely my point: If Gondola is an artistic expression of humanity, albeit a quirky cartoon one, should we exclude Christ from it? Ought we always cede to non-Christians the entire palette of artistry. And, if not, ought we not make plain, within that context, the most important of Christ's events?
I understand that it may seem to "trivialise" the most important event in all of history, to cartoon-ify the crucifixion, but at the same time it makes the statement that Christ is Christ of everyone and that even the Gondola, mythical cartoon curiosities that they are, have a Christ who died for their sins and is worshiped accordingly.

I don't say this to justify my post or myself. Just asking the question and seeking a reasoned reply.

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Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

belying
sorry, wrong choice of word, only meant "underlying"

Luis Roberts
Luis Roberts

If Gondola is an artistic expression of humanity, albeit a quirky cartoon one, should we exclude Christ from it?

What do you think God will think of that on the day of your judgement? I would reflect on that for a while if I were you. God bless.

Benjamin Gray
Benjamin Gray

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Jack Morris
Jack Morris

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Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

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Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

No, respectfully, this is why I asked. To understand your thinking. I already know my own.
You'd rather not dignify it with an answer, fine.

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Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

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Jace Flores
Jace Flores

This can't be real

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

seems legit

Nathaniel Cruz
Nathaniel Cruz

Baptist or other Evangelical:
"This is my body"

metaphors are direct statements that aren't literally true

Logan White
Logan White

Lendo, is that you?

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

Are you stupid? She's clearly holding one hand further back and simply sliding it forward.

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

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Evan Cox
Evan Cox

11*

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

Kek so true.
my flesh is food indeed and by blook drink indeed
<meh its just a metaphor although Jesus continues to say indeed/truly just to own the shocked pharisees.

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

*blood

Nathaniel Thompson
Nathaniel Thompson

John 3:1-8
1There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews: 2The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him. 3Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
Jesus is not talking about literally being born again in your mother's womb.

4Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born? 5Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. 6That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. 7Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again. 8
John 4:10-14
10Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water. 11The woman saith unto him, Sir, thou hast nothing to draw with, and the well is deep: from whence then hast thou that living water? 12Art thou greater than our father Jacob, which gave us the well, and drank thereof himself, and his children, and his cattle? 13Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again: 14But whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life.
Jesus is using water as a metaphor.
Jesus is not talking about literal water.

But in John 6, yeah, of course he's talking about His literal flesh and blood. Lol.

Do Catholics even read the Bible?

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

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Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

This is actually a proof of the Catholic doctrine tigga.
Nicodemos got confused because he though Jesus was being literal and Jesus says he just needs to be born from the High and explains what he meant.

In John 6 the Jews got scandalised because Jesus said they had to eat His flesh. How could this be they said.
Jesus could say it was a symbol of some kind, but no, He repeats what He says and says we must eat his flesh and drink his blood indeed (Verum in Latin), He even insists what what he meant before, which prompted the Jews to say his teachings were very hard.

Are you kidding me? The examples you mention couldn't be more opposite.

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

This is honestly pure delusion. Do you believe Jesus is literally living bread? Because that's what he says right before the part about eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

which prompted the Jews to say his teachings were very hard.
1) It wasn't the Jews, it was his disciples;
2) He doesn't keep insisting that's what he meant, he rebukes them for being offended by his words.

For Pete's sake, look at verse 58:
This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.

This exactly parallels John 3:13-14. You are crazy.

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

John 3:13-14
*John 4

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

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Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

Yes He is the Bread of Life that came down from heaven.
In the Eucharistic Sacrifice Christ is really there under the accidents of bread and wine.
This exactly parallels John 3:13-14. You are crazy.
No you're the one who is crazy
John 3
<nicodemos thinks he needs to go back to his mother's womb
<Jesus tells him he doesn't. He needs to be born from the high.
John 6
<I am the Bread of Life and you shall eat my flesh and blood
<people there start wondering how is that possible to eat one man's flesh. Ridiculous.
If he was in the mood of John 3 we would have said something claiming it was symbolic like the image of being born again, but not literally as going back to the womb.
But here Jesus repeats the same things and adds the word truly eat my flesh.
No one uses a metaphor by adding indeed/truly.
When Jesus says he is the door, he means metaphorically and explains why he resembles a door. If he said I am truly a door that would mean that he actually meant he was a real door.
This is that bread which came down from heaven: not as your fathers did eat manna, and are dead: he that eateth of this bread shall live for ever.
Thank you for proving my point.

Blake Lewis
Blake Lewis

And John 4 says the same thing. That whomever has Christ will thrist no more.
The water he gives us (baptism), he doesn't claim he is the water, or that the water is hhis bodybor blood or something.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

yeah, I’m a Christian, you got a problem with that? I used to be a sinner like you but 2 years ago I found GOD. In my teens I would laugh at creationists; I would always tell my grandma that I didn’t want to go to mass; I was agnostic but not like r/Atheism. But when I GREW UP and became a man, I realised I needed to put childish things away (1 Corinthians 13:11). Why is that? Because I realized that we need Christianity to SAVE THE WEST. After I voted Trump in the 2016 election I decided to go to church again. I knew that I would find a QT pure Christian GF who I could lose my virginity to (I haven’t lost it yet because I’m saving myself for marriage, like God intended). I haven’t found her yet, but like Job I will pray and have faith in God. Then I saw Jordan Peterson talking about Christianity and I was hooked! (I don’t like him anymore though, he’s a fake Christian). I watched all his videos on the bible and realised how God reveals himself in many ways. I was on /pol/ (came from r/The_Donald during the election but I hate redditors now) Christian General and I saw /lit/ chart which had The Bible and I KNEW I found my people. Every day I see THE WEST falling because we gave up our FAITH. Well, the new Christian intellectuals are coming; We are the sons of the Crusaders and we shall not recoil before the sons of Voltaire! (Candide was shit, so is Nietzsche (haven’t read either of them)). /lit/ introduced me to Kierkegaard and I became a KNIGHT OF FAITH, so now I know that I just gotta believe and that’s TRUE bravery. I read DANTE and DOSTOEVSKY and I saw the beauty of God and true art. I’m a proud Catholic (Protestants are heretics) but I hate Pope Francis, he’s a heretic and isn’t MY Pope. /lit/ is a Christian board, and I know that if I just keep recommending the Bible, telling people to go to church, and making threads about how great God is, I will finally be able to sincerely believe in God and distract myself from the gnawing feeling that I’m a fraud. Faith ain’t easy.

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Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

If John 6 is related to the Lord's supper, yes that's how metaphors work.
"Cops are really pigs"
not
"Cops are like pigs"

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

catholics going on itt about how Jesus was literal about the Bread of Life discourse
conveniently ignore the "No one can come to me unless the Father draw him" section of the same chapter

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Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

<Passes judgement on others with gay copypasta

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

All me minus the pope and reddit

Grayson Murphy
Grayson Murphy

had to use a picture of a fedora to mock christian converts
Arguments can be resumed as "christians are hypocrites"
Man, step your game up at least.

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

Not to mention in that chapter Christ said the flesh is useless, and the reason for the eucharist is to practice a memorial celebration: "do this (consuming the bread and wine) in remembrance of Me" not to obtain more grace.

Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

Shame it's from a Mormon, but that's nice and so very true
kek
Far more accurate

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

it's widely considered to be the first icon

Jayden Ross
Jayden Ross

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Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

This is practically blasphemy considering they put all this stuff on an image with Jesus Christ in it.

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

Owen, is that you?

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Jose Myers
Jose Myers

Highest degree of shitposting, user.

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Adam Ross
Adam Ross

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Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Candide is shit
Can confirm.
Nietzsche is shit
Depends a lot on the work. Philosophy in the Tragic Age of the Greeks is great.

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

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Andrew Watson