shit forgot the WaPo link
washingtontimes.com
I’m not a fucking school shooter
Nathaniel Campbell
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Michael Mitchell
The fact that this is the only real non trell XD advice here hurts. This is close to what I would say. At the same time I would probably advice you stop removing invasive kebabs because everyone knows "tHAts thE fIrST sIgN oF a PSYCHOPATH!!!". Until you get your own place anyways. Drop all talk to them about gun control and stupid conspiracy's, you aren't going to change their mind anyways. If you truly want them to think your not going to shit up a school then don't act like someone who isn't going to. Being a responsible gun owner is the best chance you have at this point. Swallow your pride as hard as you can and move on user. If you keep non autistic friends who also like guns they are 99% more likely to not think your a retard in the making,
Ian Mitchell
my mom is hot as hell. idk about you.
Christopher Kelly
Surprise them by assassinating politicians or bankers.
Trust me, not a CIA agent in a blacksite.
Hunter Morales
Why the fuck do your parents know about you visiting imageboards? Why didn't you guard your computer with some kind of encryption or locked dual boot? You need to think of some bullshit like its all pretend here or you visited this place as a joke/dare.
For her hating funs, could always take your mother to a range.
Do you know any instructors who aren't autistic and actually have a bit of charm? Probably could get one to come over one day and talk her into going, that's what I did with my mother who was freaking out over me buying a lot of "scary black" funs whenever she would come over.
The only other thing I can think of is appealing to their left-wing bias, like using Orwell or other leftist quotes about keeping funs in the hands of the working/poor classes.
Justin Bell
If you run around in the backyard killing frogs and lizards with a metal rod, your family is right for thinking that you're a psycho.
The reason this is a problem and they think you're school shooter autismo is that you act weird and you do fucked up shit. Have you ever wet the bed past age 13?
You can fix this really fucking easily, Strelok. Let me help you:
1. Stop killing animals. That's a legit reason, but your method is retarded and is the kind of textbook shit that would get you medicated.
2. Don't act like a fucking weirdo. Properly cleaning and storing your guns isn't a problem at all, it's how you're acting while you're doing it and otherwise. Just like with almost anything, it's possible to clean a gun in a way that makes you look trustworthy and makes people feel at ease with you, but it takes a tiny bit of charisma and tact. Whatever you're doing right now is making you look obsessive. You need to seem casual and friendly instead. You probably can't manage this, so at least try to appear happy and harmless.
3. Get a job and move to a free state like Arizona. You're 20 and you obviously aren't very smart, so college is a waste of time. Get a trade and get independent as fast as you can.
4. Stop coming here. Disassociate yourself from this place. How do they know you're coming here? Do you let them stand over your shoulder or some shit?
Leo Jones
No shit, and I know nobody wants to hear this, but you'd be better off zogbotting for a few years, saving up your money, then getting out and moving to a different state entirely.
Provided you're not a complete fucking retard you should be able to choose whatever job you want when you enlist, which means you can pick a job that will teach you some worthwhile skills.
Plus, you'll have a GI bill when you get out, and it normally pays enough for you to focus exclusively on school.
Or go ahead and find a hard labor job in a warehouse or some shit.
Either way school can wait, at this point it's way more important for you to get away from your family if you're legitimately worried they'll try to take your shit.
Sebastian Bailey
uh anywhere you live that has invasive species people commonly and openly kill them and no one cares, what a fucking city slicker post
John Nguyen
Doing god's work, son. Humans have ever since been far too lenient about bringing creatures from one end of the world to the other. Not only do they replace local fauna and destroy flora on unknown scales, they also bring new diseases and difficulties along with them. There is a saying over here, which translates to :"Protecting nature means protecting your home."
Keep it up. Don't let idiots get in your way. Remove the xeno-species.