How Fucked Am I?

Then be the first opening return fire.

As the Pole says. When it's time for you to bury your guns, it's time for you to dig them up. It won't be any good to you hidden unless you think the laws leading to confiscation will be overturned shortly or something and you're just looking to preserve it.

Additionally, and I'd hope this goes without saying. Make sure when you bury it that you put it in a container. Guns are no good to you if there's dirt and worms in the internals.

This user is completely right. I was an RA in college and had a friend who I later found out had a firearm in the dorm the whole year. He never got caught cuz he was quiet about it. I knew loads of people who smoked pot in their dorm rooms and never got busted. Most RAs are either like I was and don’t give a shit or they’re too busy putting up posters for fags and feminism. I would still not recommend keeping a gun in a dorm.
There was a dude in the dorm a year before I was an RA who got kicked out of the dorm and ROTC because he had airsoft guns in his dorm and was showing them off to girls while saying he’d fight their boyfriends. He was (literally) a dumb nigger.
Also, move off-campus with friends if at all possible.

Don’t buy a POS surp handgun just cuz it’s cheaper. Get a LEO trade in Glock or Sig off aimsurplus and call it a day.

Also, just be chipper and discreet with your RAs, the lib ones are usually about as smart as the average bird. Just don’t do anything to trigger them or be edgy and you should be fine.

You could also do something like ROTC/ Corps of Cadets because they do allow CC there (at least in A and M it's kinda one of those turn a blind eye things I think).

You got a source on that? I did Army ROTC for a year couldn't continue for reasons and I'm almost certain that wasn't the case. They even started putting red tape around the barrel tips of the dummy rifles we used in mock exercises so as not to "worry" the public.

Negative, A and M is literally a military school. That won't fly elsewhere.

I was ROTC and there most certainly was not a cut out for us.

bullshit. I was in the AMU corps and they were nofuns. though they also couldnt search padlocked containers during inspection so you could definitely hide one

Normally i would a agree, but Maks, Toks, surplus CZs (if you can find em) and the like are some of the highest quality shit out there for very modest prices. I'd sooner trust a mak and cheese than a piece of shit memefield XD.