Boots
Infantry
Duckie
SCRAMBLE
Cameron Campbell
Jeremiah Nelson
Think about it, it's the perfect covert Anti-aircraft weapon, it sets off no warning in the targets cockpit, it's completely immune to any kind of current gen ECM, it'll completely ignore flares and chaff, and there's no way to trace it back to the nation or agency that 'fired' it. The only real flaw with the plan is that the individual components of the flock can move rather slowly when compared to modern jet aircraft, and they have a somewhat lacklustre climb rate which would potentially limit their effectiveness. This could be countered by installing (rectally) a standard, civilian grade, G-class rocket engine into each unit prior to deployment. That should get them up to a reasonable altitude, and given the light weight of the gull payload should accelerate them to a reasonable intercept speed. Personally I blame the animal rights movement for preventing the development and research this technology would need to completely dominate modern anti-aircraft warfare.
Jeremiah Davis
and that was just the prototype.
nothing could compete. Except which fucking scares me
imagine training seagulls to fly into jet noises
all you'd need is some speaker accurately reproducing jet intake noises of the desired jet, and some french fries or some shit
Hunter Martin
fuck off niggerfaggot
Carter Lopez
A relatively minor advantage in altitude and speed doesn't mean a damn thing when you're exchanging hypersonic missiles at ranges of 150+ miles.
Caleb Baker
Kayden Smith
Never not P38. NEVER NOT.
You fags remember the custom P38 from Iron Eagles III? The one with the boosters and computer guided ordinance? Oooohhh yesssssssss
Jose Watson
Seconded.
Gabriel King
How do i go about proposing this to the airforce?
I wanna start a company about seagull training that gets bought up by boeing or some shit for 100mil
Chase Nelson
Why use seagulls that are fucking stupid?
Ravens, jackdaws and choughs can fly at least as high and are much more trainable.