No, you are of homosex
TRAP THREAD
Do you guys not have balls?
Traps aren't gay.
You realize american toilets are really "shallow" right?
I'm not sure why but it seems like a dumb design, I've sat on some that you might dip your dick in if its big enough.
Based yuro toilets doesn't let your dick get fouled.
If someone opens your door (or you pull on the string) the cork will be pulled out of the clothes pin. The clothes pin will clamp down and connect the two tin foil pieces, which will close the electric circuit and make a current flow through the wire. Because the thin wire has a much higher resistance than the normal wire it will quickly get hot. Depending on how thin it is it will take a second or two for it to ignite the fuse. The fuse will then ignite the black powder and magnesium underneath the doormat, which will blind and shock any attacker.
Screw not "feeling" it, anyone with half a brain would SEE the plastic over the toilet.
Saw it comming.
the fuck do you do wit your dick, just let it hang out?
I throw it over the shoulder, kinda like a scarf (^: