I think ships should be named after qualities

If we name ships by people or things, we might end up with a ship named "Harvey Milk".

Some examples
RCN Wicked
RCN Horrible
RCN Endurable
RCN Boundless
RCN Robust
RCN Splendid
RCN Vengeful
RCN Majestic
RCN Ruthless
RCN Courageous
RCN Ceaseless
RCN Magnificant
RCN Steadfast
RCN Boundless
RCN Wrathful
RCN Fearless
RCN Capable
RCN Rampant
RCN Spectacular
RCN Invincible
RCN Capricious
RCN Barbarous
RCN Resolute
RCN Verdant
RCN Industrious
RCN Judicious
RCN Berserk
RCN Fortunate
RCN Imminent
RCN Penitent
RCN Acrid
RCN Hurt
RCN Inconclusive
RCN Exultant

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But you don't have ships Canada.
And your patrol boat will be renamed after prominent Canadian politicians for example:
HMCS Harjit Sajjan
HMCS Wai Young
HMCS Ujjal Dosanjh
HMCS Herb Dhaliwal
HMCS Ziad Aboultaif
HMCS Wajid Khan

If you're going to have naming conventions at all instead of just naming ships whatever the fuck you feel like, they should describe the ship's function. Some example names would be these:

USS Buoyant Death Trap
USS Waste of Taxpayer Dollars
USS Nigger Boat
USS Gay Pride Parade
USS Tugboat Fodder
USS Admiral Dick Willy's Gang of Seamen
USS Thai Fuck Shack
USS Shoved by Asuka Into the Gullet of a Giant Space Monster
USS Banking Cabal Attack Dog
USS Anime Waifus Smell Terrible and Are Awful and Problematic, You Should Marry a Nice Church Girl Instead and Raise Jamal's Spawn

A fair few of those names or at least very similar have already been used, the RN had a big thing for names like that back in the day.

Oh this jackass.

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f..f.f..ff.f..fuck you!

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The ship names were one thing Halo got right, an SSB or CV with progressively more ridiculous names like Two For Flinching would be amusing.

Like you're one to talk, France.

U-1
U-2
U-3
U-4
U-5
U-6
U-7
U-8
U-9
U-10
U-11
U-12
U-13
U-14
U-15
U-16
U-17
U-18
U-19
U-20
U-21
U-22
U-23
U-24
U-25
U-26
U-27
U-28
U-29
U-30

I think UNSC Glasgow Kiss and UNSC Do You Feel Lucky? with the question mark really drew the point home.

There was actually a second cruiser called UNSC Feeling Lucky

I think the USN should name their ships after Hollywood celebs. It would be very fitting.

We still haven't had a USS Coolidge, despite him being our greatest president and supporting growth of the navy. Maybe we're just waiting for something silent enough to be justify the name

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RIP Bismarck
Also, poor Graf Zeppelin deserved better than what she got.

Bismark deserves the greatest navy of all time to be built in his name. The greatest militarist and statesman to ever grace this gay earth.
First interplanetary carrier group should hold his name tbh.

I think we should name them after historical figures, prehistoric animals, and mythological creatures/gods
HDMS Megalodon
HDMS liopleurodon
HDMS Dunkleosteus

If by greatest you mean most forgettable 20th century president

You absolute cuckold, that is exactly what makes him great. He knew to leave well enough alone unlike every single scumbag that came after him dragging this country deeper and deeper into shit.

I think both.

Give each class of ship a naming category, islands, rivers, mythological monsters/heroes, Admirals, Adjectives starting with a particular letter, even politicians. It feels suitably autistic and immediately identifies a ships role and class as soon as its name is spoken.

But then people would fight over what states/cities get the best names, and the ones that won would be the most cancerous.


It has to be something no politician cares about, and it has to be random.

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Makes sense for a ship class that loves headbutting everything. You'd expect brain damage.

>warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Space_Marine_Chapters

This looks like a good source of acceptable names. Not all of them, but there are quite a few gems in there and elsewhere in the Warhammer 40k literature.

USS Retributor
USS Death Hawk
USS Astral Fist
USS Burning Blood
USS Doom Eagle
etc.

It's like you want your shipfu to get bullied for that chuuni as fuck name.

For what reason? Wouldn't you want to sail aboard the HMCS Heracles, or HMCS [insert name of slightly less cancerous Leaf politician]?

Because then politicians will fight over it for their own prestige, or for whomever pays or blackmails them.

What the fuck is that narrow blonde 20 year old cunt in British media called? The gay socialist one? He'd get a ship named after him because he supports the Labor party, and the moment they got in power the next carrier would be HMS Faggot Hipster (whatever his name is).

You say that like being forgettable is a bad thing.

Holy shit nigger your post appeared same moment as mine, it scared the shit from me.

Fair point, in that case limit it to islands, waterways, animals, mythological figures/beasts, weather, and adjectives.

Fuck, that's a terrifying thought. I don't think anyone would blame the crew that scuttled that ship as soon as she entered deep water.

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