But you don't have ships Canada. And your patrol boat will be renamed after prominent Canadian politicians for example: HMCS Harjit Sajjan HMCS Wai Young HMCS Ujjal Dosanjh HMCS Herb Dhaliwal HMCS Ziad Aboultaif HMCS Wajid Khan
Joseph Scott
If you're going to have naming conventions at all instead of just naming ships whatever the fuck you feel like, they should describe the ship's function. Some example names would be these:
USS Buoyant Death Trap USS Waste of Taxpayer Dollars USS Nigger Boat USS Gay Pride Parade USS Tugboat Fodder USS Admiral Dick Willy's Gang of Seamen USS Thai Fuck Shack USS Shoved by Asuka Into the Gullet of a Giant Space Monster USS Banking Cabal Attack Dog USS Anime Waifus Smell Terrible and Are Awful and Problematic, You Should Marry a Nice Church Girl Instead and Raise Jamal's Spawn
Ryder Bennett
A fair few of those names or at least very similar have already been used, the RN had a big thing for names like that back in the day.
I think UNSC Glasgow Kiss and UNSC Do You Feel Lucky? with the question mark really drew the point home.
There was actually a second cruiser called UNSC Feeling Lucky
Nathaniel Barnes
I think the USN should name their ships after Hollywood celebs. It would be very fitting.
Landon Allen
We still haven't had a USS Coolidge, despite him being our greatest president and supporting growth of the navy. Maybe we're just waiting for something silent enough to be justify the name
RIP Bismarck Also, poor Graf Zeppelin deserved better than what she got.
Isaiah Thomas
Bismark deserves the greatest navy of all time to be built in his name. The greatest militarist and statesman to ever grace this gay earth. First interplanetary carrier group should hold his name tbh.
Samuel Diaz
I think we should name them after historical figures, prehistoric animals, and mythological creatures/gods HDMS Megalodon HDMS liopleurodon HDMS Dunkleosteus
Jaxon Lee
If by greatest you mean most forgettable 20th century president
Aiden Reyes
You absolute cuckold, that is exactly what makes him great. He knew to leave well enough alone unlike every single scumbag that came after him dragging this country deeper and deeper into shit.
Angel Barnes
I think both.
Isaac Martinez
Give each class of ship a naming category, islands, rivers, mythological monsters/heroes, Admirals, Adjectives starting with a particular letter, even politicians. It feels suitably autistic and immediately identifies a ships role and class as soon as its name is spoken.
Mason Martinez
But then people would fight over what states/cities get the best names, and the ones that won would be the most cancerous.
It has to be something no politician cares about, and it has to be random.
Nathan Foster
I could not decide which reaction image best captured my response to this, so I'll just post them all.
This looks like a good source of acceptable names. Not all of them, but there are quite a few gems in there and elsewhere in the Warhammer 40k literature.
USS Retributor USS Death Hawk USS Astral Fist USS Burning Blood USS Doom Eagle etc.
Daniel Brooks
It's like you want your shipfu to get bullied for that chuuni as fuck name.
Gabriel Morales
For what reason? Wouldn't you want to sail aboard the HMCS Heracles, or HMCS [insert name of slightly less cancerous Leaf politician]?
Liam Nelson
Because then politicians will fight over it for their own prestige, or for whomever pays or blackmails them.
What the fuck is that narrow blonde 20 year old cunt in British media called? The gay socialist one? He'd get a ship named after him because he supports the Labor party, and the moment they got in power the next carrier would be HMS Faggot Hipster (whatever his name is).
Dylan Martin
You say that like being forgettable is a bad thing.
Jonathan Morgan
Holy shit nigger your post appeared same moment as mine, it scared the shit from me.
Adam Sanchez
Fair point, in that case limit it to islands, waterways, animals, mythological figures/beasts, weather, and adjectives.
Fuck, that's a terrifying thought. I don't think anyone would blame the crew that scuttled that ship as soon as she entered deep water.
