Tactical Scenarios

What vehicles would you take to the frontier if you went back in time to the wild west? It's a decent sized machine.

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Zig Forums successfully nigger rigging civilian vehicles into weapons of war? It's more likely than you may think!

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Get the most modern car I can, patent all the tech in it, and live off the royalties for the rest of my life while going down in history as one of the greatest American inventor to ever live.

If I can't do that this becomes two questions "What car do you pick for going back in time to when cars were uncommon or unheard of" and "What car is best suited for the environment of the American west during the Wild West".
I'm going to have to ask some follow up questions. Do I magically have infinite gas and motor oil that we'll assume can only be used to run the car or do I have to get it from any existing refineries? Where would I get a part if it broke? Do replacement parts have to be machined and/or cast from scratch? I'm assuming I also have to do all the maintenance myself and I get to bring back a tool kit.

Personally I would pick an older Jeep. Very short wheel base makes it ride over difficult terrain easier. Durable as hell. Simple enough that any problem wouldn't be hard to fix and could be done so in the field. It's small enough to easily fit on any road or street that does exist at that time, and I can park it without much fuss. Fuel economy is total garbage though (12-15 mpg), which is important when there are literally no gas stations in existence and you're getting fuel from comparably more sparse oil refineries.

Well I wouldn't stand in an open doorway fully exposed like a faggot so your whole scenario is a load of bullshit.

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How would you survive the raft?

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Or, forgive my blasphemy, you can swap out the Willys Go-Devil/Hurricane with a four banger opposed cylinder diesel. Diesel fuel is a heck of a lot easier to make than gasoline. Or so I've been told. And I have no idea how well that would translate to 1860-something levels of technological proliferation. On the other hand, the lighter fractions of petroleum distillate, including gasoline, were often discarded as useless.
Steam cylinder oil is close enough to gear oil to be interchangeable. Antifreeze won't be invented until the late 30's, so have fun draining your radiator each night when it drops below freezing. Motor oil and transmission fluid I have no fucking idea.

have to get the other two overboard simultaneously and haul ass to shower the minute the goo monster engages, swimming the direction opposite to my currently-being-digested friends.

whale oil