Is there any "Zig Forums recommended martial arts" chart? If it's not then I guess one could be generated itt.
Zig Forums Martial Arts
Levi Lewis
Jayden Adams
How to make practically everyone your little bitch the moment they attempt to fuck with you:
1. Learn boxing
2. Learn either Greek wrestling or BJJ, makes no difference really.
3. Done. You can now eternally BTFO the majority of "pro" MMA and Boxing/Muai Thai sissy faggots. Learning anything extra is optional and up to you. You may want to learn some special snowflake martial "art" to show off to your friends such as Systema but it's ultimately a waste of time.
Protip: MMA is garbage and for low IQ roidmonkeys. Becoming good at both boxing and wrestling will make you trillion of times superior to any brute retard who just went with MMA.
Luis Gonzalez
The last two sure, but afaik MMA is generally taught as a combination of Muay Thai/Kickboxing and BJJ/Judo.
Thomas Rogers
You should train in putting larger dildos up your asshole with less and less lube. You should also train in advanced blowjob techniques on those same dildos (preferably after taking them out of your ass) because you're a fucking Australian and that is the best way that I can think of to adapt and succeed considering the future of your country.
Cooper Ramirez
MMA's weakness is exactly that. They're a jack of all trades but masters of none. It is good for beating up nerds in high school and niggers in the streets, but against a competent boxer/wrestler you're trash. Martial arts that mix many different styles all suffer from this, even kickboxing. Always they sacrifice training on either sparring, wrestling or other. Someone who has spent time on learning both arts one at a time will be much more effective.
Luis Stewart
Wrestling shit is nice to know, but most of the times, striking is superior because you can deal with multiple opponents.
Good luck trying to wrestle two fucking dudes or wrestle a dude with a weapon.
Christopher Johnson
The sport variant is limited by rules of the match, which makes it a weaker form of Sambo. But it is still good for introductory knowledge.
Christian Nguyen
Thai kickboxing or kickboxing in general to start, then wrestling or jui jitsu for when some faggot tries to take your gun from behind. Prove me wrong.
David Hernandez
in a pinch BJJ and boxing are all you will ever need. BJJ can be trained your whole life but be careful with boxing and sparring, focus on upper body/head movement, footwork and just generally try not to get hit in the head too much. i would advise doing bag work after a few years of boxing, it really isn't worth getting brain damage. supplement these with Judo, wrestling and muay thai if you want. everything else is bullshit except combat sambo but good luck finding a school near you. all things being equal endurance is everything in a fight. fatigue makes a coward out of everyone.
BJJ is most closely related to Judo which the gracies stole from the japs they trained with. that said, self-defense focused BJJ that includes wrestling and judo takedowns is superior to straight judo or wrestling, and wrestling and bjj were never that similar to being with. greek wrestling just means more olive oil and penetration i would assume. remember bjj is submission based and a good bjj guy will usually win the wrestler. not always, but usually.
Isaac Gutierrez
Kickboxers aren't as good at sparring as boxers. They sacrifice training on punches in favor of kicks - which in a real life these kicks are either worthless or even the main reason you will get fucked up. Any competent fighter can block kicks with ease and throw you down.
Boxing is the best martial art you can earn. Once you master boxing you need to learn wrestling and once you get good at wrestling nobody can fuck with you unless they're armed.
Imagine being this retarded