That Time you Bought the Wrong Gun

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Call her Bruisette then

lol mutts r gay
get AIDS faggots

I call my mosin "Ivan"
Ivan Ivanavych.

yeah i understand the pros and cons.
but what I wanted was the tactical

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That just sounds fucking retarded.
You could've had something even mildly clever like Hilda or a completely different name entirely forgoing any reference to it kicking like a mule just because you like the name.
Instead you want to just have an A, Y, IE, or ETTE at the end of whatever word you think of.

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But I do like the name, user. It's always struck me as a more masculine gun than not insofar as it's possible to catagorize firearms with human charactaristics like that. Like my Webley MKIV and MKVI. Those two always struck me as men, since they've been through wars and been in an army. The Bruiser's a mostly sawed off shotgun that's been cobbled together and kicks like shit and is pushing 80 years old. Seems more like a man gun to me, I don't know.

My SP101 I always refer to as a her because I keep the sexy bitch on my belt almost constantly and she's got nice lines and is shiny and looks cute with her night sight

I accidentally bought a 590 instead of a 590A1.
The trigger guard and safety being plastic instead of milled aluminum really kinda irks me, but I guess I'll replace them when and if they fail, or whenever I need a CNC milling project, whichever comes first.

All guns are female, Strelok, just like all ships are female.

That was intended entirely for 17a5fb and his uncreative naming.