Swords, how to use them

You don't have to cut your friends to ribbons, but you can.

Func fact: At least one of these faggots managed to get themselves killed already.

And faggots say lol barehand wrestlers can beat up a HEMA dude with a sword.

Maybe maybe, дружище, I'm in no way a steel expert (yet)

Sometimes I wish for an alternative timeline, in which Hitler was not fucked by anglos.

Not if he has pocket sand. You can't hit what you can't see.

Why doesn’t this surprise me?

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It really shouldn't. Places like that breed overcompensating edgelords like a pond breeds scum.

Last time I was there I was going to see the new music hall being built (that ugly brick and glass one of the waterfront) and while looking at the map in a bahnhof some south East Asian looking tranny come up to me and asked, in German much worse than mine, which line to take to get to Reeperbahn. He was sort of fit but was wearing a tight leather pencil skirt and high heels, and his face was plastered in makeup. If that wasn’t disgusting enough I finally realized he had said Reeperbahn. I didn’t even bother to say a word to him and just turned and walked a few feet away. The police were more than happy to help though.

Indian clubs exercises are good for coordination. You condition yourself on smaller ones for a few weeks straight, then up the weight each time you feel you're not getting any gains. Soon you'll be swinging around lamp posts and oak trees as if they were well balanced clubs.