Post things that trigger you about your church ITT

You know their boobs get bigger when you impregnate them, right?
>inb4 "she will get fat though"
that is correct she will if you don't motivate her to workout and feed her garbage during the pregnancy

You are right. My vexation clouded my mind, I did not think of it that way.

You shouldn't feel embarrassed.

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Also this may be Zig Forums but Spanish masses
FFS mexicans I dont go to mexico city and demand they shift the language of the mass for me. Learn fucking english

It'd be one thing if he was reading prayers but I caught a glimpse once and he was writing emails.

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There's one girl I see going to the latin mass every single Sunday; she's always out and about around the parish helping the clergy and making herself useful. I don't think she wears makeup at all; her long blonde hair (goes down to her knees, almost) and veil are absolutely beautiful. I only saw her wearing more casual clothing once in ~8 months and she was still a qt

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Reading this thread is like a grocery list of stereotypical "le western libruhl influence" rather than genuine complaints. I'm not calling anyone a liar, but this many memes is suspect.

As for my church, my biggest complaint is lack of attendance. There's generally about 40 people, but I'd like to see more.

These.

This also.

But I genuinely hate what the liberal influence has done to the church. Don't just dismiss my opinion for thoughtcrimes.

So, you'd rather everyone in your church be 100% perfect as soon as they enter the door?

The Church is a hospital, and not a courtroom, for souls. She does not condemn on behalf of sins, but grants remission of sins.