It's still better than those churches with the winnie the pooh projectors, and the big speakers, that are built like a mall, and that try to have cringy "youth ministry".
Post things that trigger you about your church ITT
Absolutely Sodom
You can stand even if there are pews, no problem for your prayer, if you do prefer standing up for hours.
In the old days nobody live long enough to ever need the pews.
Never go to these types of churches but it's annoying people will pervert the values of the church just for public approval
My church has plenty of people below 60, but all the kids at the moment are at least 4 so no crying
Make babies! This is my plan, I hope my kids are loud. But not too loud, and hopefully mostly doing cute things. When I was chrismated last week, the nephew of a fellow catechumen yelled out "sealed!" about 5 seconds after everyone else had already said it. It was marvelous.
Loled at this one.
Stand on top of pew, problem solved.
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