Wat do?
Not so fast christfag
Lincoln Mitchell
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Christian Miller
Make the sign of the cross over him and make my way to church. If he follows me, dude should know that the Divine Liturgy is long.
Austin Perry
That poor lad probably can’t stand so I’ll just walk around
Henry Taylor
...
Nathan Morales
Tell him to politely go away so I and others can get to Church.
My fellow Christians and I physically remove him from our path
Call the fire department and probably the police
Mason Rodriguez
What do you guys think about the fact that this guy and others like him are probably just random fat/ugly/nerdy guys in fedoras (not necessarily atheists)? Isn't it wrong to drag these guys into our memes?
Eli Hernandez
"No u"
Jacob Peterson
...
Camden Collins
Man the harpoons of course.
William Sullivan
Pray for him.
Elijah Richardson
gotem
Leo Hughes
theyre not memes friend…
Owen Morris
oops sorry for doubling the images i didnt notice.
Ayden Clark
Joshua Perry
Wow, no mater how much they try to shame you for being a Christian, you will never be as cringy as these examples.
Brayden Murphy
Adrian Rogers
Savage.
Kevin Reyes
Tell him that he doesn't have a gf while most christians his age do. Therefore his belief system puts him at an evolutionary disadvantage.
Lincoln Bailey
Oh… this thread again, with the same picture.
Grayson Bell
Think you're so smart?
Refute the Summa if you're so great.
Daniel Jones
Oh… this user again, with the same cock down his throat.
Ryan Mitchell
Faith alone validates my salvation, and also my religion.
Anthony Torres
First, making the same thread over and over and now using your selfies to insult people on the internet; how sad user, your mother would be ashamed if she wasn't already overwhelmed with shame from your general sexual preferences that come with being the OP
Matthew Ross
I kinda wanna use this. Just to watch him scramble to defend his bull.
Christian Diaz
I tip his fedora, say "Bahnsen," and proceed to go to church like a big boy.
Connor Reed
When I was going to church today some people from across the street(atleast like 150 feet away) were yelling at me not to go.
Carter Garcia
"You're violating my NAP here, you're putting me in a self defence situation here! Uh oh!"
Jackson Nelson
did someone say NAP violation?
Andrew Phillips
*unsheathe the grace of God gifted to an unworthy sinner like myself*
*be carried by a flight of angels to the door*
Leo Taylor
...
Colton Martin
Say I will pray for an end to his gluttony
Easy mode is of course when someone with an obvious shortcoming comes to criticize you
Jordan Powell
the fact that you would type a word like that and submit it to the internet shows you are not a serious Christian.
Juan Cox
He forgot to BASIC and add:
[code]GOTO 1[code]
Benjamin Smith
I would feel so much pity for this man.
Ryan Long
back to reddit
Robert Barnes
beutiful painting, who is it depicting
Robert Evans
Yes, you need to go back there. Here its unthinkable to profane the name of our Lord in such a way.
Gabriel Hernandez
Cameron Mitchell
"Heh you think that's juice you're vaping? I replaced it with Holy Water 10 minutes ago. See ya 'round kid"
Easton Morales
this machine kills jesuits (cough "juche is christian" twit eceleb earl of grey)
Elijah Long
Why do you keep declaring that you're an atheist?
Jason Richardson
Aiden Cox
Jace Johnson
Ayden Gonzalez
Dylan Hill
Smh
Caleb Williams
Press S to Spit on Grave
S
Landon Mitchell
S
also
*nods respectfully at SWAG fedora gamer*
Liam Powell
What is it with fedoras and ill health?
James Roberts
F
He's a fedora, but he didn't deserve it tbh.
Jordan Cox
I can't even laugh at this. It's just sad.
It's that SWAG life man.
Soyboys Whining At God
Easton Cruz
Maybe on other boards that behavior is seen as acceptable, but Disrespecting the dead is not a christian value, regardless of how atheist he was.
Thomas Hill
Yeah, F
Drowning from pulmonary edema seems like a genuinely awful way to go too
Jayden Williams
(59) And he said unto another, Follow me. But he said, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.
(60) Jesus said unto him, Let the dead bury their dead: but go thou and preach the kingdom of God.
Gabriel Morris
the fedora poster is just a butthurt postironic atheist.
Sebastian Jenkins
And that's why I see abandoned corpses just lying around in Christian countries.
No, the man was saying "wait until I can divide my father's estate, then I will serve you." Jesus has zero toleration for this idea
Owen Barnes
(23) And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
(24) And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
(25) But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
(25) But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
(26) I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
(27) When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
(28) Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:
(29) For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:
Justin Peterson
Not very christlike.
Brandon Collins
Well it will be one of those cases I guess
David Jenkins
F for fedora
Adam Hill
...
Parker Parker
F
He, like all atheist from the current and most recent generation is a product of degeneracy. If he had a stronger familial unit that was dedicated to Christ, he may have found a different road and would not have become the center of a joke. It's more sad than anything.
hopefully he had a changing experience while he was in there, the approach of death can scare peoples "beliefs" right away. Pray for his soul, was probably a nice kid.
John Miller
thank you
Isaiah Garcia
Absolutely disgusting.
Now repent and pray for forgiveness.
Jackson Allen
Also, he hardly seems to have been a militant atheist of the kind OP is making fun of, if he even was an atheist at all. A quick look at his Facebook shows him thanking a person who said she will pray for him, no hate towards Christianity, and his obituary does talk about God. It seems he was just a standard nerd.
Daniel Clark
F for fedora
If he is bound for hell may his pain be calmed
If he is bound for heaven may his joy be excited
Amen
Owen Reed
1 Corinthians 15:32