You could bet, oh, dollars to doughnuts that the harebrained scheme was never going to work. But it did involve doughnuts and, had it been successful, it would have netted its mastermind at least $1,000.
The caper, which has to be one of the most half-witted extortion efforts ever concocted in these parts, involved a homeless man known as “Johnny Neptune.”
His real name is Andrew Lawrence McGovern.
He was jailed earlier this week for allegedly trying to bilk a local Dunkin’ Donuts proprietor out of $1,000.
Authorities say McGovern was threatening to sue the doughnut man and two of his employees for $250,000 if the shop owner didn’t fork over a grand in real dough.
Authorities say McGovern was threatening to sue the doughnut man and two of his employees for $250,000 if the shop owner didn’t fork over a grand in real dough. There has been one previous thread about this article.
ITT faggot anons stroke Johnny's ego even more than he does. Also, pretty sad lack of info, OP. Would any anons care for more info on this JN putz?
Isaac Butler
No.
Joshua Hill
He is a manlet
Charles Young
He's a pedophile
Henry Garcia
Thank god, he's a menace to the world itself.
Adam Richardson
wondering if he's ever going to come into this thread and take the bait
Jack Turner
Definitely not. Lazy Millenials should learn some reading comprehension and how to look shit up on their own. Besides, he was shitting up every thread every day all this week, all last week, the week before that, and for over a year at the very least. I'm not going to spoonfeed you, but I can tell you that OP's article was not recent, nor did it reflect the whole truth (nothing does, for that matter). You've got to think for yourself. I'll give you a hint. You can do a search on KiwiFarms for him and get a bit more information, but lurking moar will give you far more. I'm not posting his dox anymore. He ain't hiding. He is not locked away. You won't be able to drive him away. I tried. He thrives on your hate and even trolling him (easy, because he has so many buttons and triggers) doesn't do much, because he is fully willing to feed all trolls until they are full up with his shit-flavored lolcow milk. His apathy and megalomania know no bounds. You will wear yourself out. He hates you more than you could ever hate him. He hates everyone and everything, except his persona, which he cultivates constantly. He will continue to smear feces on every wall, even if he did go to prison again, which is unlikely; nor did he go to prison over the Dunkin Donuts caper, and all those charges were dropped. You could look him up on YouTube and watch him fuck himself in the ass with his wife's toothbrush if you want to further enlighten yourself, or you could banter with him and get called a cocksucker who will never get any pussy, or you could really punish him by ignoring him. Getting irritated with him, his Reddit spacing and his general assholishness will only serve to give him exactly what he wants. He is an attention whore, but he's still smarter than you, and he's a more prolific shitposter.
If I'm him then you're him; hell, we're all him! In his mind we all are! Besides, he has no capability of making any kind of lengthy blogpost like mine without incessantly Reddit-posting just to piss you off. Lurk moar. Lel. Summer.
Matthew Diaz
you make me sad.
Sebastian Gray
LOL !!
unfortunately, I can't post today because I have to finish this drawing by 6:00 but I'll be on later tonight
I'll keep the light on for you. I'm busy today, but may pop in and out just to annoy the local populace. 4th day without alcohol. Just starting to feel better. Haven't eaten in a week. Constant explosive watery diarrhea that looks like piss. Just got some food together and will try eating. For any young alcoholic anons I highly recommend drinking my diarrhea rather than alcohol. Fuck all the drugs too. You don't wanna wake up in your mid-fifties wondering what happened to your life. Johnny can confirm. He methed a few years away himself.
Also, take care of your gut biome. The bacterial balance in your gut is of prime importance in life. It affects everything about your health and majorly affects your thinking too. Cut out processed foods and sugars (especially alcohol). Drink plenty of water and eat healthy. Lots of leafy greens, fresh foods, fermented foods like yoghurt, kimchi, and kombucha, because you'll need those probiotics. I damn sure know I do right now! Above all, ENJOY LIFE!
Best fix for gut biome is to get a fecal transplant, preferably from an immediate family member who is healthy. If you've abused your gut biome, this is the immediate fix. It also cures most gut infections (proven to cure the fungal "c diff" infection at rates 40% higher than prescription medication).
Nicholas Bell
Old news & not even satire. Bumplocked.
Luke Lee
boomers and newfags sperg out while waiting for jimmy neutron to get back in here after finishing a mural for a judge. anons could create their own original content like image board users used to do, but that's probably too much to ask, so here's some dunkin' donut fries and coffee to enjoy while you're waiting to be entertained.
Even I am going to have to go with the mod on this one. Next time put more effort into it OP. And I was just starting to have fun! Ahh well, bumplocking won't keep me from shitposting itt.
Luis White
This, however, was some real news for once. I dunno about this It sounds like a shitty procedure to have done.
heh, so if somebody spammed /test/ or some other place where they don't give af with furry scat and put your name in the text field you'd have to look at it?
