Brit/pol/ #2162: No-Go Edition

Is JK Rowling a mortgage provider?

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The magic world is secret so kids can imagine it's not just a fictional universe but the real one tbh. Don't need to read into it more than that.

Need some kind words lads.

Had a cunt of a week. Every time I feel like i'm making progress it all comes tumbling down again. I'm going to go for a 5 hour country walk later to ease my mind tbh but I feel like curling up and dying tbh

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She also can't form sentances to save her fucking life.
I don't know why they bothered making covers for adults when it's just as insultingly bad for children

just kys already

These 4 "subjects" use wands:
< Transfiguration
< Defence Against the Dark Arts
< Charms
< Apparition

Wands are probably useful in this class:
< Care of Magical Creatures

These 9 "subjects" don't really use wands:
< Potions
< Astronomy
< History of Magic
< Herbology
< Arithmancy [Numerology]
< Study of Ancient Runes
< Divination
< Muggle Studies [SJW studies]
< Flying

Who knows?
< Alchemy - "Alchemy classes are not mentioned in the Harry Potter series; however, Rowling has used Alchemy as an example of a 'specialized' subject offered when there is sufficient demand." kikepedia

Don't be a cunt lad

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"Why isn't anybody looking at me?!"

stop being pathetic then

Where do you live lad? I'm going to come break your legs tbh