POO WAR NOW

How fucking scared are they of Pakistan?

I don't know too much about the geopolitical situation, but from personal experience Pakis are much bigger pricks than Poos.

Well, I'd be kind of scared too if Mexico had Nukes in unmarked white vans as a "defensive measure."

Isn't an India-Pakistan nuclear war a plotpoint in Deus Ex or something?

Yeah in Vishnu's Fall.

Pakistani nukes can only strike about half of India while Indian nukes can strike all of Pakistan, India isn't as scared of Pakistan as Pakistan is of India.

Neither, whoever you pick you still lose. Just grab some popcorn and watch Indians and Pakistanis eat it by the tens of millions if it escalates.

Nice recollection user.
**Vishnu's Fall
A Brief History of the Indian Crisis
after the bombing, Indian officials issued a series of stern warnings to Pakistan that were rebuffed with denials of responsibility and dire threats that any attempt to use the bombings as a pretext for military action would be met with force in kind. From the viewpoint of the present-day historiographer this was a crucial event, a game of brinksmanship that had been played between Pakistan and India many, many times before and so, while tragic, it is also easily understood how clear signs of the impending catastrophe might have been ignored.
"Like two kids shoving each other on the playground," said historian Alistair Brooks. "You never expect them to come to blows."
That was before Pakistan began the trials of the "Calcutta 16" and both nations descended into a maelstrom of political upheaval that would eventually culminate in the exchange of nuclear warheads…**

While that is true, India has complete control of the nuclear weapons program. Pakistan doesn't, and I think there was a time when they lost a fucking nuke and didn't report it until they got it back. India isn't afraid of the capacity, it's afraid of the fact that they could get accidentally nuked by fucking pakistan because someone successfully carjacked a nuke truck.

But I am rooting for it. I want it to happen. A small scale theater nuclear war in India and Pakistan would fuck up our climate enough to put a dent in global warming and it would shut those green crypto commies.

Every day we go sink deeper into this pit of cyberpunk. Every single fucking day. But there are still no sex robots

Give it time. We will have them.