You are now a captain on a cargo ship

Have you herd the story of the USS cowpens? as told by a Zig Forumsommando?

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That nose and the psychopathic smile made me look up his surname, and sure enough I think I know why he was aloof - he didn't want to be associated with the goyim.

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Every goddamn time. I'd be willing to place my bets on Savage being a tribe member too. Also, what the fuck kind of white person names their kid Destiny Savage? Based on that name alone she sounds like she got knocked up in high school.

Why not just ram it?

M-miss Sunny?…

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Any pirate vessel is going to be a hundred times more maneuverable than a cargo ship.

Isn't there a movie about OP's scenario? I forgot what it's called.

If they are going to approach to board, then they can be rammed.

Otherwise, I don't see how the fuck they are going to terrorize the crew with their small boat.

There is Captain Cuck, but it's not a giant cargo ship.

Crazy idea: