Let's settle this once and for all

the faith that we find in the Bible

Are you calling Christ a liar? The faith should have St. Peter at its head.

Mostly because of this board, I've been wondering.
I've always been quite sure I'm Baptist, but there's apparently some other baggage with the term that doesn't seem to apply to my church.
If not Baptist, what is "basically Lutheran but believer's baptism?"

The faith should have Christ as it's head, not a man. Did you even read your prooftext?

If Baptists existed at the time of the Apostles, they would have accused the early Christians of worshiping handkerchiefs and aprons.

When is the last time a Baptist confessed to a pastor for reconciliation and the pastor exercised the authority to forgive sins (John 20:20-23)? When is the the last time a Baptist anointed the sick with oil and healed them (James 5:14 and Mark 6:13)? When is the last time a Baptist was conferred pastoral authority or the gifts of the Holy Spirit by a council of elders and the laying on of hands (1 Timothy 4:14 & 5:22 & Acts 8:14-17)?

I don't believe a baptist has ever had the holy ghost, not sure why you are asking me this questions

Well if we're going by Mark 16:18 that means your elders would also have to handle serpents and speak in tongues. When in actuality those were specific signs that followed the apostles. And in James 5:14 more specifically it says to pray over them and thereby they will be healed as God's will be done.
It's called ordination and part of baptist practice since the scriptures were written.
A Christian directs confessions of sins to God.

1 John 1:9
If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.

That's church discipline, see Matthew 18:15-18.

Guess what, there are no mentions of anyone worshipping handkerchiefs.

It doesn't matter

simple deductive reasoning here; if your church does not have Cephas as its rock, then it is not the Church Christ built

you're so interested in denying the authentic church you condemn yourself

I'm a member of the church that Christ founded, not that which has the satanic pope as it's head instead of Christ