"Theologians" wanting to create a "Feminist Friendly" Bible

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

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About 20 "theologians" are trying to create a revised version of Bible which satisfies their self satisfactory needs of narcissism.
"Feminist values and reading the Bible are not incompatible," insisted Lauriane Savoy
"A lot of people thought they were completely outdated with no relevance to today's values of equality," the 33-year-old told AFP, standing under the towering sculptures of Jean Calvin and other Protestant founders on the University of Geneva campus.
"While some say that you have to throw out the Bible to be a feminist, we believe the opposite."

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Adrian Rogers
Adrian Rogers

There's already the gay """Bible""".
Katherine Emmerich was right.

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

There'a already the Queen James Version

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

"While some say that you have to throw out the Bible to be a feminist, we believe the opposite."
They believe you have to throw out the feminist to be a bible?

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

There might be soon a new "transsexual" friendly version.

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

That would not be an inaccurate statement.

David Foster
David Foster

Nice

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Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

Throw the Bible at the feminist.

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

Let no one say that burning heretics is contrary to the Spirit of God

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Justin Parker
Justin Parker

Hey prots thanks for this

Daniel Johnson
Daniel Johnson

You and I both know if they hooked Martin Luther's corpse up to a turbine generator he'd produce more electricity than the hoover dam at this point.

Eli Brown
Eli Brown

I thought editing the Bible brings with it a curse that damns you to Hell or some hint like that?

Adam Wright
Adam Wright

According to Revelations, yes.

Joseph Mitchell
Joseph Mitchell

Please for the love of St. Winnie of Pooh, it's Revelation not Revelations. That's how you spot idiot LARPer Christians or Fedoras, if they say Revelations.

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

satanic af

Noah Carter
Noah Carter

As far as I heard King James himself liked to pretend he was a queen with other gentleman.

Lucas Cooper
Lucas Cooper

It only applies to the book of revelation.
There wasn't a complete Bible yet. (at least a compiled one)

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

female literacy was a mistake

Thomas Stewart
Thomas Stewart

God wants you to mess up the whole Bible except this one book

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

A lot of people thought they were completely outdated with no relevance to today's values of equality
STAHHHHPPPPP!!!

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

Not if it's no longer in the bible

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

It's called Apocalypse

Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

These people are "atheist Christians" right? There's no way anyone could actually believe in the God of the Bible and think this okay when He literally tells them that it's not

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

That's the argument these feminists would use

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

That is from one letter that came out after his death, and was probably an attempt to slander him since no one could verify its contents.

Austin King
Austin King

Why not just write your own gynocentric scripture and start a cult, or join one of the existing ones?

we all know the answer: so Satan can revel in mucking up the body of Christ

Lucas Lewis
Lucas Lewis

Yes, they and most other Christians run contrary to God. Any values society deems good are satanic without exception.

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

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Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

rekt

Somebody should tell these kinds of people they aren't Christians, they are obviously heretics, but heretic doesn't hit as hard as directly claiming they aren't Christians.

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

It's more like dealing with blasphemers.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

Oops, those black toes seem to have slipped out of your mouth.

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

Capped for posterity.

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