How do Orthodox explain the papacy...

Kinda.
Some of the catholic campaigns against them within Europe were a disaster, they were a plague upon catholic countries for centuries and North Africa was still never recovered, and their pirates would enslave millions of euro catholics for half a millenia(which dutch and anglos also interpreted as evidence of God's wrath upon the papist idolaters), until America, of all countries, finished them off.

This type of stuff is why i hate applying narratives into history.
It always distorts and selectively picks the facts, to make some stupid hero narrative:
etc.

I'm sure you can find plenty of holes in all these stories, and that's the point.

Your argument is completely bunk. What is accentuated in Catholicism is the communion in the Body of Christ. You can have as much political disunity as you want in Catholicism. This is lacking in every other religion.

Israel is not a Protestant nation you dip

Israel is also NOT the most powerful nation in the world. that title belongs to the Philippines, home of the most powerful race in the world
duh