God will get you a wife when you stop masturbating

God will get you a wife when you stop masturbating

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I already have a candidate too.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

While God obviously has a unique plan for everyone, it is very reasonable to think that God will not bring a spouse into our life as long as we are bound to our sexual desires.

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I used wife ambigously, one may be married to the church.

Can you marry an angel?

I'm never going to get a wife am i? I've prayed for it hundreds of times (see: parable of the persistent widow) and I'm no closer to it. I will try nofap but I don't expect anything other than dying alone.

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Its a sign isn't it.

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Yes, stop fapping