What would a Pastor Anderson presidency look like?
What would a Pastor Anderson presidency look like?
Oliver Perry
Jace Foster
It would be sanctioned by the progressive and W O K E (((EUSSR))) for being ebil biggoted Xtian homophobes.
Than Israel, faced with having it's funds cut or worse [for them] having Israel occupied by the goyim, inacts the Samson Option killing millions of people across all denoms.
Muslims and other non-Christians would be compelled to begome Babdis or face deportation to a country where their false religion is popular.
And much more.
Thomas James
I don't trust Anderson. Something about him seems fishy.
Alexander Edwards
Public execution of homos
Cameron Taylor
ftfy
Oliver Turner
This. He's way too theatrical and it seems like he might have ulterior motives. What they might be I have no clue.
We survived Obama, I don't think Anderson could do much worse.
Justin Sullivan
GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN
Same as Mike Pence's imminent presidency?
William Turner
I think andersom would be a lot worse
Jayden Cook
Lol, good luck getting the Senate to agree with you.
Samuel Martin
He seems like a very angry, uncontrolled man. I get righteous anger, but screeching at people and calling them faggots in your sermons doesn't seem very Christlike behavior.
I'd say global conflict within 3 months under his presidency.
Aaron Martin
He'd get almost nothing done in today's obstructionist model of political "leadership". The powers that be would be even more lockstep opposed to him than they are to Trump.
Lucas Perry
Stop embarrassing yourself
Jason Sanchez
He's just not that smart. He never even went to seminary or finished college. He misunderstands a lot of theology and makes a lot of logical errors
Colton Carter
So you mean all our previous presidents
Ayden Thomas
Imagine thinking American college is a reliable test for intelligence.
Leo Robinson
...
Jaxson Jones
As the description suggests, it'd probably devolve into separatist factionism.
Austin Baker
Probably would gonna get impeached within a week anyway.
Christopher Green
Repent, faggot
Adam Baker
Week 1 - sodomites put into containment camps
-tried for their crimes, public beating or stoning depending on severity
-Christianity declared national religion
-abortion and birth control banned
Week 2 - divorce outlawed, adultery punishable by death
Week 3 -atheists, satanists, jews, buddhists, new agers etc forced into re-education camps (convert or be left in containment camp)
week 4 -israel defunded and land given back to palistinians
week 5 - rule of law completely replaced by biblical law
-no women in public office, no women allowed to vote
week 6- long hair for men outlawed (punishable by public beating)
-pants/short hair on women outlawed (punishable by public beating)
Camden Sullivan
A little off topic, but I'm still confused. When Anderson talks about John 1 he says that this is talking about the Bible and not Christ, "I mean what kind of name is Word anyway 'What up word!' etc. Is he saying that the Bible is one of the persons of the Holy Trinity? If so which one? I'd assume Jesus, but if it were Jesus why then does he begin to abuse the book later on in that sermon saying that its "just a book"?
These two thoughts don't really square together. Is he saying that the Bible has existed in a non physical form with God, as God for centuries, or is it something else? It just doesn't make sense to me.
Landon Watson
National Homodeath and Satanist Execution
It would glorious.
Levi Allen
would lead to a massive catholic conversion throughout the united states