LETS ALL GROUP THINK HAM SANDWITCH AND CHILD PORNO.
How about I just go to the gym, work, and fuck my GF in the ass to avoid pregnancy like the rest of you
LETS ALL GROUP THINK HAM SANDWITCH AND CHILD PORNO.
How about I just go to the gym, work, and fuck my GF in the ass to avoid pregnancy like the rest of you
*COPS ARE CONFUSED* That's supposed to be a gay sex move at your precinct. I know.
Hey have you ever been having gay sex while a dog rapes your mouth and you're thinking this is gay this is gay this is gay it's ok… And then all of a sudden you think "I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE ROOM IM SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT".. Then all of sudden WHACK baton to your head for thinking wrong.
Cause… This IS happening somewhere right now.
I remember one time a bunch of thought police were yelling in my ear in bed that I was a huge pervert and to go to jail for jacking it to porn they don't like… And burning my brains in. Then right next door through the thin wall I hear some Mexican dude clearly start raping a 13 year old next to my head like 3 inches away.
I tried to stay still for so long I started shaking.
Thanks for getting back to work the next day and fucking me off all day.
Woo! Thought police.
Like you can hear the meat slapping and it's clearly a 13 year old moaning cause you saw his gf leave and left the kids at the house.
Nope don't care about that at all.
Quality control.
I didn't know if I should start jacking off and join in to help make the officers feel better.
How fucking bad does it have to get seriously