Jehovas Witnesses

Can anybody tell me what Jehovas Witnesses believe? And why they are always knocking at my door?

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They believe Jesus is the archangel Michael. That alone should urge you to slam your door.

They also have cheesy artwork in their tracts.

Its funny…. though they are not extremely legit. They do more work than what Christians do. Or rather, they do the work that Christians should be doing. Funny that.

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Like getting some stupid excuse like the lights of your neighbours house are on and proceeding to tell you why there's evil in the world, and then redpilling you into their stupid cult.
Missionary work isn't going door to door. It never was. Even in the Acts of the Apostles.
There are sermons everyday in places called churches, the Internet has shitloads of info on Christianity, the Bible is for sale in every bookshop. If people don't want to convert its their fault, not like they never heard of Jesus before.

Hare Krishna types had "missionary" work as well. Doesn't make them right.

I admit though that (parts of the) Church could do even better.

Just because it is there and it is around doesn't mean that people know how to get into it. Christianity if you're not born into it is extremely hard to get into

They're modern day arians.

That's why for example the Catholic Church has entire organisations dedicated to preach the word, specially in the 3rd world.

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JW's are a cult that tricks good christians into joining. The fruits JW's make are tragic. I used to work with a gal that was a JW but now she is a super-sloot, a drug addict, and a single mom that resents her child. JWs are a tragedy. Pray for them and hope that God opens their eyes to His glory.

Fun Fact: Russia banned JWs

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This. It's sad that they have more fear of a false god than us true believers have in the Lord. Which is why so many of us are so lazy that we refuse to kick sinful habits like masturbating to pornography, hating one another, etc. In fact, you have some so-called Christians that would argue for these sinful acts. It's a shame.

Also I suspect that Satan enabled them to hijack the name Jehovah in order to dissuade Christians from using that Name, hence pushing certain heretical sects like Unitarianism (as opposed to Trinitarianism).

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Good lord, I bet poor St. Michael is embarrassed by them, but greatly more sad they've misconstrued the roles that much.

Dude they get paid for what they do.
They don't do it for the "gospel" or something.

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I love the Patrick satire videos, gud stuff

Are you a former JW? Because I heard they go out of their way during their free time to preach the gospel because they're afraid Armageddon might happen any moment…

no they don't. However, there are those who spend 8 hours every day preaching. They are called special pioneers. They don't have time for a job, thus they get money for their daily needs. But its not like they get the money for the work itself. its just that every human needs food, clothes and a roof over their head.
Witnesses go out on their free time, and every expense that is required to go from door to door. they pay for themselves. Even their bible studies are free.

fun fact. in 2018 they used 2 074 655 497 hours, in total in their preaching work

1. Open your door.
2. Ask.

Since this thread has become abit about evangelization, what are some good methods for this? I was thinking about setting up a stall at the farmer's market, giving out books,talking to people and maybe free cookies or something


No it isn't, literally just walk into any church and the people there will help you join.

Jesus set an example for his apostles on how to reach people. apparently going door to door in a group of two people, was his idea Mark 6:6-12