I had so many attractive women flirt with me these past ten years it's not funny

I had so many attractive women flirt with me these past ten years it's not funny.

And what takes this beyond "not funny" and into the realm of morbidity is that I have not had sex with any of them. Or even kissed them.

I am about to turn 34. I have kissed a few ugly women in my early twenties. I kissed a cutie when I was 26. Briefly. I had sex with a prostitute when I was 29.

That's it. That's my sexual history.

Hahaha.

Yeah. I know.

And I'm not kidding. I'm good-looking. Attractive women flirt with me. Sometimes quite aggressively. My friends have noticed this phenomenon when I go out with them.

And I'm a very romantic and libidinous guy. I imagine myself making love to these women. To the girls who have talked sensually and invitingly to me, to the girls who were practically falling on my lap in how overtly they pursued me. Girls whose names and faces I rememeber and think about in this maudlin way.

Regret. Sometimes I think "Screw it. Enough. I'm going to go get laid. I'll be sexually adventurous."

But well. Yeah. Guilt. Religious guilt. Is basically the explanation here. My "morals" have prevented me from doing it, basically.

I mean, it's a sin, isn't it? Fornication is a sin.

I could have led quite a life of don juanism at this point. But instead I'm… some sort of weird "volcel".

I know that in a sense I am right to abstain from sex. But I think I'm some kind of neurotic weirdo. That there is a neurosis at play here, too. That most guys in my circumstances, even seriously religious guys, would have had a sexual adventure or two at this point.

Anyway, just getting it off my chest. I'm not expecting anyone to tell me to chill and go have sex or anything like that. I just want to post about this frustration of mine. Feels good to air it out. Thanks for reading.

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Read Kierkegaard

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You don't get it.

A wife is just one woman. Sure it does the job of channeling our sexual impulses, but… there's a richness in variety here. Is there not? Did not David and Solomon have hundreds of concubines?

I regret not having had pursued affairs with so many cool, cute girls who flirted with me. There's something… so alluring about that.

I don't regret kissing that cutie. Or even passionately kissing and groping the "butterface" (bless her heart) I made out with when I was 23 in a nightclub. She was nice. I was so drunk she was afraid she was "abusing" me somehow, lol. She sort of told me that.

I cherish these stories, few as they are. I wish I had more stories of the kind. Just being honest here.

Having a wife must certainly be really sweet. When it works, you know. Not all marriages do. But yeah it's gotta be sweet for sure. And yet I'm just being honest here, man. I wish I had been more sexually adventurous.

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Haha yeah.

I'm sure reading some verbose, anxiety-ridden Scandinavian philosopher will make up for my romantic frustration. I mean I will look so cool quoting Kierkegaard, right? The narcissistic supply I will get from it will make up for all the cuties I didn't make out with.

No you don't get it.

Listen b(z)oomer, are you here for help or to troll ?

Yeah. The "butterface" (again, feels cruel, poor girl, and she was relatively cute) falls into "I have kissed a few ugly women", which you cunningly omitted from the quote.

Cool girl though. Worked in fashion.

Nah. Just being brutally honest.

I know exactly all the things I should say for you to think me "mature", but come on now. Monogamy is a compromise. We, men, refraining collectively from our womanizing passions in order to prevent civilization from crumbling.

We can sentimentalize monogamy, we can talk about "soulmates" and things like that, but again. David and Solomon had countless concubines. Even Abraham had concubines.