Brit/pol/ #2272: Emergency Sunday Evening Thread

You'll be at work on a hot day, your stench will fog up the van window and gas you, your thigh cheese will melt and gum up the pedals and then you'll die in a crash before you can impregnate a woman.

Michael Gove you cheeky fuck

*breaks own tie with neck muscle tensing and gets (You) detention*

By the time user has children it will be illegal for user to have children - and also will be illegal to name them. Your generation are just a bunch of documentarians who will observe the end.

hullo peter

can't get me lad I'm wearing clipsies

What about the Nige-rians?

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Probably reduces the spread of cattle TB and therefore boosts the productivity and tax revenue of farmers
100mil ain't much

lads… serious time, no messing about please

news.sky.com/story/how-long-until-britain-leaves-the-eu-live-countdown-10817397

there are < 300 days till brexit
will they be able to pull off a deal in that time and enter a transition period?
or will they engineer some extension that means we stay in for the foreseeable?
or is it hard brexit, cut all ties scenario?

*picks you up, flips you upside down and puts ypu in the bin*

I really did this to a kid once tbh.