Brit/pol/ #2362 : Tom Waits Edition

what your bf?

If you just tell him that you're very flattered but you're not actually into boys, that should do the trick.

Top keek. But I always say I am not gay. I don't have to add that to every post I make. I've only ever been in love twice, both times were girls. I wouldn't consider the mouse girl part of these though she was more like a potential gf that I dropped.

Mate the way you're going you might have to start.

Can't you just assume I'm straight, lad?

I just want to have a quick look

cos it's a scam lad
they all are

you should stand on a street corner and hand out leaflets about your love quest instead

Have fantasies of picking up a cute hitchhiker tbh

alright there peter

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Lad Just start getting friendly with the girls you see at work lad. Just say 'hullo' and ask how their day is going, after you've got o know them ask them out for dinner or something. It's that easy, but make sure not to punch above your weight