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Brit/pol/ #2422: Khan't Pop Him Edition
Eli Turner
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John Gomez
Thanks, lad, but the bullies will definitely delete this smh.
Brody Davis
Singer tattoos Spotify Norway top list on buttock
thelocal.no
Norway tunes in for more of ‘world’s most-boring television’
euronews.com
Sebastian Campbell
Are you suggesting you could have made a better one?
Blake Sanders
Probably smh
Julian Kelly
Why does norway exist
Levi Fisher
Why does Worcestershire not stay in it's bottle until dinnertime?
Nathan Robinson
It's always time for some sauce tbh
Camden Barnes
Chase Ortiz
Q predicted this
Jackson Ortiz
They're like Denmark's Ireland or something I dunno
Isaac Bailey
dailymail.co.uk
EU to scrap daylight savings and make it 'summer time all year long' after 80 per cent of citizens said it disrupted their sleep
literally who gives a fuck
Adolf Hitler really WAS 'just a boat ride away from building an atomic bomb' because ferry sunk by the Heroes of Telemark DID have heavy water aboard
Jack Perez
Ryder Brooks
Tyler Flores
if only they were around to sink migrant ferries smh
Kevin Torres
Caleb Scott
And why make it summer time all year long instead of normal time?
Dominic Cruz
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Adam Howard
Lad, don't use that disgusting occult ceremony as an example of being British. Look at the Ordo Templi Orientis logo and what you posted
Levi Wood
ok
Benjamin Scott
Bit rude to call lasses slags, lad. Only real mentalists like to be called slags, most girls don't, even if they are actual bona fide slags.
Liam Perez
i dunno lad i feel slag is pretty tame
Isaiah Evans
It is tame, but they tend to take offence to it. Just unsurprising that's all.
Christopher Martin
Ian Diaz
BASED FLUMP
US ready to boost arms supplies to Ukraine naval and air forces, envoy says
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ps. what's the latest on BASED muh Q?
Brandon Long
He's an utter cunt, I hate him so much. I would clockwork orange the cunt and make him watch reels of Jewish manipulation, subversion, and involvement in genocide over and over until he went insane.
Benjamin Howard
Lads the glow in the darks got Terry.
Zachary Phillips
He's with god now lad. It's for the best. His mind was falling apart
Jose Peterson
Yeah but lying is a sin lad
Andrew Perez
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Jayden Adams
what have I missed lads?
Henry Edwards
The Germans are very angry and the kraut media is having a meltdown over it.
Samuel Cruz
you know what lads
we can greentext
all we want
I reckon more white girls have sex with black lads at the request of their white boyfriends than just do it because they want to
tbh
Ian Smith
Helmer died in mysterious circumstances and SA is being cyberstalked by some sort of demonic poo entity
Juan Scott
smh the rioting in the east? I caught a bit of that
souinds like the work of bins
Justin Moore
Not even rioting, it's the media portraying it as rioting, it's all regular East Germans pissed off at the situation.
twitter.com
Reporter literally admits they are misreporting the situation on purpose.
James Reed
I always thought the Dutch would snap first but the Krauts might surprise us all
Elijah Miller
tbh East krauts have always been more outspoken against this, and more prone to political protests in general
Jaxson Smith
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Carter King
hopefully they have a gas
Christian Gonzalez
Germany isn't a real country. They'll balkanise back into the old kingdoms, some of them being absolute cuck centrals, some of them being the heir to uncle Addy.
Blake Ramirez
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Jaxon Hill
This was top form German borders, prove me wrong.
Joseph Davis
Charles Young
We should've kept it tbh
Noah Walker
Nice
Daniel Hill
This tbh, the more LOCAL the better
Jace Harris
Hanover was our clay until Queen Victoria became Queen (the Germans didn't let women inherit).
Chase Robinson
Good lads.
But tbh if we kept Hannover we would've had a war with Bismarck.
Oliver Richardson
France + Britain beats the Krauts in all instances yes sir
Anthony Nelson
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Elijah Sullivan
Lads, don't know what to do with my day. In the middle of fucking nowhere for a week or two and I'm bored as fuck, been on hikes, walks, visited local heritage sites etc but I'm just so fucking bored now.
Colton Scott
Yeah it would've ruined the Pax Brittanica shit we had going.
The Franco-Prussian war was pure banter tbh
Landon Jones
I've been practicing cursive tbh, and trying to learn more about the early Anglo-Saxon kings
Josiah Garcia
Find an advert for someone selling puppies and go and play with them under the pretence of buying them then say you left your wallet in the car and run away
Aiden Kelly
jealous tbh
tbh people always mention the yank bunfight as the first ""modern"" war and miss the F-P war
Michael Lewis
Read the Saxon chronicle then.
I did fill a few books with hand writing, still suck at Calligraphy though, but my hand writing is nice atleast.
James Wright
It was nice and all that, but I yearn for more now, wanna go diving again tbh.
KEK, don't think my puppers would appreciate that, but I like your idea.
Lincoln Taylor
Wow, good man. Having good handwriting marks you apart from your peers tbh. Because beauty isn't consciously prized anymore.
Jaxson Morris
I guess, but it was also so I didn't smear ink all over my hand and wrist due to being a filthy lefty.
(as in left handed fuck off with that commie shit)
Sebastian Stewart
Not my handwriting just the only handwritten note picture I have.
Owen Sullivan
tbh my novel is currently 200 A5 hand written pages, I've only typed up a couple of thousand words so far
handwriting is still quite unclear keek
David Rivera
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Jackson Young
I literally used to just do the alphabet over and over or random sentences, sometimes have a stab at poetry or random short stories, creative writing etc. Scenes and that.
year 6? Fucking hell mate, I got to use a pen in year 3.
Caleb Cook
tbh you could start a diary lad, just for a bit of variety
Joseph Gray
Our school didn't have Biros just fountain pens for some reason, and I've not only always written like an absolute spacker, but used to get ink all over my hands and friends if they left me with one.
Evan Jackson
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Isaiah Foster
word of warning lads… it's going to get cold this winter
John Powell
They were doing pretty well the last time that happened tbh excluding Russia
Cameron Kelly
France owned themselves that time lad
Samuel King
Mass starvation was wracking Germany because of our blockade. Staggering Russian incompetence is at fault here.
Ian Collins
Oh you mean WW2. Fair enough but is right, if the French hadn't surrendered they'd have been able to help us with their giant fleet and North African armies.
John Myers
FOR HIM
Isaiah Reyes
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Ian Peterson
Franco Prussian war came after you pillock
Michael Gomez
oh yeah
William Johnson
France was a memi during the second world war, the socialist government basically fucked their entire military production up.
Grayson Russell
True, recently got an academic diary.
You sure you're not just a spacker, though to be fair I only started with fountain pens at 12.
Typical tbh.
Aiden Martin
When does /ourspy/ come home lads?
It's what snow white would have wanted tbh.
Gavin Rodriguez
It's really weird seeing Western propaganda laid over German propaganda. The Allies really had conscripted millions of foreign heathens to fight against Germany and been defeated. The German irony in that video was appropriate.
Nathaniel Lee
Nazi propaganda against wogs was actually very optimistic tbh
Joseph Ortiz
Julian Wood
This is a nice memi that a lot of people actually believe,that racism is taught.
Joshua Rivera
I can almost feel history due to repeat itself tbh
Jaxon Ward
I'll see your 2 dutch pokes and raise you 2 bong slices.
Xavier Gutierrez
smh they can't even use machetes right
Chase Cook
smh I was 1 station away from there yesterday, glad they didn't cancel all trains
Jacob Mitchell
Uh that's a bit racist, you will find he was actually a "Newly migrated German citizen"
I doubt things will keep going as they are, if we are seeing mass protests in Germany etc now just imagine what it will be like in a few years time, and it's not just the right wing banding together in an organised fashion, I'm seeing a lot of lefties wake up and smell the ashes as well (maybe to save their own necks I dunno).
Jackson Mitchell
haha
Jordan Morales
Before you say I'm retarded, the Afghan guy had his asylum accepted in Germany and jumped on the train to kill people in the Netherlands.
Eli Perez
Samuel Clark
[F]
Jace Wilson
Does anyone know when asylum law was first introduced? Is it part of international law?
Kayden Gray
I like the word "quintessentially", as it denotes it is British in the materialist sense, and nothing more (ie: spiritually).
Jose Taylor
Isn't quintessence the old word for ether?
Andrew Williams
I was under the impression it meant relating to the 5 senses, but I may be wrong tbh
Owen Wright
think it was UN Convention on Refugees set up after mass displacements as ww2 ended.
Thomas Garcia
earth wind fire water air
Angel Kelly
Levi Gray
actually wind and air are the same