Get a decent job doing programming or whatever, so that you make decent money and can attract some friends who rate high on the psychopath spectrum. They are parasites; you'll have to buy them beer and weed. But they'll give you access to friends and women in their social sphere, and your autism will be like a complementary sidekick role to his charm. So then meet some people through him and dump the psychopath before the parasitism escalates to physical danger, and keep the other friends you made. Also, being around people like this will improve your ability to socialize. You can be the quirky nice guy who is really smart. It works.
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Zachary Stewart
This is horrible advice. Those parasites he's speaking of will not leave you alone. You're going to end up with an asshole that comes knocking on your door at 3am with a story. Doesn't really matter what that story is because it's going to be bullshit. These are the type of "friends" that go on binges then come crying to you when they need money or want to "borrow your firearm for protection".
You don't need these assholes. Go to public events relating to your hobbies. Try to hide your power level/autism and don't comment on the pozzed nature/people. There will be non-crazy there among them. Talk to people, figure out whose those folks are, and if they seem alright start making plans with them and hanging out. Don't get too close to anyone until you've figured out if they're prone to being crazy/violent/an asshole or not. Make sure you can tolerate their presence and realize you aren't going to agree on everything with anyone.
It's best to make friends young and keep them than it is to attempt to make friends when you're older. By the time you hit 30 most everyone your age has either
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I never said anyone should become a dealer. You gift that stuff to people you want to share the experience with. A gram is 5-6 doses, you only need 2 for yourself at most. That least you enough to gift to 1-2 other people at the event. Only an idiot would openly sell drugs to normalfags at an event like that. You're asking from trouble from both the law and the idiots already there doing it. You take your own so you don't have to buy it from some shady asshole in the crowd.
By all means don't do the drugs. Just go to the event sober. I'm just saying it's the best place for OP to practice. No one really cares who you are so if you spill your spaghetti all over the place you don't have to live with the shame. You can just walk away and try again on the other side of the crowd. Being everyone is doped up you'll rarely be worried about getting into a fight or embarrassing yourself. Hang out with the straight edge kids and laugh at everyone on drugs if that's the group you feel like you fit in the best with.
Personally I like finding a girl about half my age and dancing. Dancing is something I never do unless I'm at a festival. It's really fun even when sober but I would have never worked up the courage to do it without MDMA initially. I had crippling social anxiety especially around women from age 13 on up into my mid 20s. MDMA changed that for me. I'm still under 10 total lifetime doses of the drug and I doubt I'll be taking any in the next few years. I keep enough around for when I feel it's needed. I find it useful for taking solo/at home as well. It allows you to think about the relationships you have with the people in your life without your ego getting in the way. You can sympathize with them in a way you'd never be able to do while sober.
I would never force psychedelics on anyone but I think they're an important part of life and I feel like they're here for a reason. I do believe they inspired all religions and I'm pretty sure most prophets and early followers of them were all consuming psychedelics in an attempt to communicate with God/Mother Earth/whatever you call it. They aren't there just to get fucked up on and I can understand why people that attempt to use them that way usually have a bad time. I also believe that dumb people don't get much use from things like mushrooms and LSD. They are a thinking man's drug.
Levi Morgan
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Brody Fisher
I like to sit in my cabin and mail typewritten letters to my friends along with gifts.
Hunter Garcia
This worked for me too. There is science behind it.
Mason Williams
I don't like it already.
Ian Cox
Many psychologists are traumatized people trying to help themselves while helping other people.