Web browsing and chans are fundamentally broken

Install gentoo

You could build a CLI tool to check on threads.json for "last_modified" of every thread you want to watch.

watch thread and threads get closed after so long

We could have had kekchan and shitposted in holographic blockchains forever but they sent Fortress to the shadow realm.

using the web for anything is fundamentally broken, the least broken being simple static documents

Found the newfriend

Word™ would like to have a word with you

top notch logic.

so what? it all runs in a sandbox anyway.

Use bookmarks, FFS.