Why hasn't any crazy shit happened yet?

aside from that most of the bugs are 'performance improvement' shit. you'll know since 2015 distros are totally way faster than the shit we have now (however there are exceptions on certain architecturs)
you'd get error messages on boot about spectre stuff and its fricking slow

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because people are too retarded to know there's tons of critical infrastructure that can be exploited. even cars. any idiot with some reverse engineering ability could find a new vuln like uConnect and cause cars to crash on the highway at 1 million different places in the world at the same time (so they wouldn't have time to patch it)

it's almost like Intel caters to state-level espionage or something

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Lol

We haven't accelerated enough. AGI within 5 years though, screenshot this. 24/7 mind terror coming.