Xbox botnet is next console

Could it be this is what shills actually look like? What kind of cheap marketing line is that?

Could it be that here are people who like trolling on the internet and this is the most bitch basic trolling possible?

I hope shit like WannaCry and the Mirai botnet happen for consoles and kills off Internet of Pajeet for good. If it gets normies to set up actual firewalls (NAT shit doesn't count).

This. Wasting money on outdated, locked down single-purpose hardware is pants-on-head retarded.

Reminds me of the "drink confirmation can" screencap. I don't think I have it on me.

EVERYONE IS GETTING TACHYONS
Nobody remembers the dumpster fire that was OnLive?

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WARNED YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THIS IS THE FUTURE WE ARE BEING MANEUVERED INTO???

All I need is a Z80 and 64K RAM to have fun. BASIC, asm, and Forth are the languages of the uncucked future.

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Preach it to the fuckin' heavens, brother!

The blackpill is the first step to chan culture. This is a fact that reddit hopeshills refuse to believe, so they subvert our home with delusions of the cloud-only future "never working," which we have thoroughly confirmed over and over again isn't true.

The bigger problem is the proprietary games which are marketed and made for these DRM devices. I wish more free software games were being made