Why is everything a class?

yes, yes it is retarded
even android is fleeing from java at all speed.
for fun, do a relative search on YouTube for
vs
there are so many many more of the latter.

Because that's OOP and it's POO.

prediction: reddit-tier circle jerk thread
result: sage is a downvote

I'm no advocate for Java, but a class is hardly different from elf files as an interface.

Back and forth, the struggle consumes us all
Trying to keep a level head
In the most unsettling times
Today, I become the pajeet
Today, I become the PAJEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT

I'm doing the same thing right now. Want to know what it is I'm trying to create? A single fucking "POST" request. That's it. Why is it that I need to write 40+ LOC to send
[code]
lat=blablabla&lng=blablabla
[\code]
to a server?

Fuck

OP is in a class of dumb cucks.

int isn't a class

yes and no