Brit/pol/ #2357: Melancholic Shaggy Edition

I have heard the mermaids singing each to each.
I do not think that they will sing to me.

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How many? sad tbh

Don't you have a bird already lad?

tbh virginity is superior to being invested in this normie hellscape lad. when you meet a normie they will all have some heart break, some person they will be hung up on forever because they didn't make it work. they will always have given little pieces of themselves to strangers while you never stole a heart or touched a flea in this vampire thot society of hedonism. there is honor in that I suppose

What's your body fat percentage?

best poem written in the modern age tbh, robert e howard can come close at times but it cannot touch this

No tbh but I heard that a girl in the local Boots likes me today

Well, I'll try not to dwell on it.

I'm slightly skinnyfat but not by much, i'm just starting to get dadbod, but could get rid of it easily if i could be arsed to do another fast.

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I like you. Do you like Beckett?

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what do you think of people who walk their dogs through the local graveyard
bit disrespectful tbh people do it in my town