Bill Gates unveils newest Microsoft offering

Westrenrs are dirty fags who dont wipe thier butts

Bill Gates hates White people, he's never given any monetary prize from any of his foundations to a single White man.

Bill, what about a recirculating bio-suit that automatically recycles and recirculates your shit in the form of a smoothie from your ass to your mouth? We've got lots of room for innovation here. We could have the entire population of India's asses connected to Azure by 2022. Just think of the food production possibilities.

I remember some old novel where they would put birth control chemicals on food sent as aid to africa

Not a bad idea, all things considered

If you put your feet on either side, then your asshole should be between your feet, and therefore centered onto the toilet, so I don't see how you could miss? Unless you do it on purpose.

MS Devs on poo-in-loo watch

Azure has great potential with future ass to mouth tehnology. Nice contribution.

squatting is the superior shitting method. It's more natural and puts less strain on your insides. Also public floor toilets are much cleaner because you don't have to actually make contact with them and they are easier to clean.

this has actually been done with vaccines. they make women infertile.

At a Japanese hostel I was super fucking impressed with how they made double-use of the water used to fill the tank. Once you shit, you turned around and a faucet located above the tank automatically turned on, and you used that water to wash your hands. Not only does that save water, it adds soap to the tank, which will clean the fucking toilet the next time it flushes.

How the fuck that has not caught on is beyond me, but holy fuck I want one.