New York - Black UFO Filmed Over Restricted Manhattan Air Space

I guarantee you there's a news organization who will pay you in transmission fluid and butt stocks

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You're kind of like a son to me, Kyle. Unlike Jim, I have your best interests in mind…

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Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

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Waste of a good GET because some autist couldn't resist sperging out.
Are you the same one that got triggered when someone called his waifu a drunk bitch?

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you're talkin' about THAT guy….

*points finger over there*

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