thegoldwater.com
Witnesses looking up at the sky were stunned to see a black object over the sky's of Manhattan, New York on July 18. The bizarre sighting was captured on video and shows a dark disc floating in restricted airspace above the city.
New York - Black UFO Filmed Over Restricted Manhattan Air Space
Isaac Clark
Owen Sanchez
AY YO AY YO DAT IZ OUR TEKNOLUGY DA U HUWITY STOL FRUM US NOW WE GOTS IT BAK TIEM 4 DA BLAK MAN 2 TAK HIZ RITFUL PLAIC AS DA RULAH OF DA WURLD
Angel Long
Are you sure this didn't occur in New Donk City?
Jack Barnes
Did someone throw a nigglet off a skyscraper again?
Gabriel Bell
It's called a blimp
Henry Robinson
That's just a fly?
Alexander Cruz
LOL @ MAJOR BURDDICK MISSPELLING 'SKIES'
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
'GRAMMARLY', MY ASS!!
Chase Perez
It doesn't show anything 'floating' at all. It's an insect that zips past the lens of the camera. it's only visible for ONE FRAME of the video, which is 1/28th of a second.
Major BirdDick, this is a perfect example of how you're NOT a journalist, and you have no college degrees. You're a mooch who couldn't get a real job, so you ended up working for scumbag Jim Watkins. You don't even get minimum wage from Jim, because he spends his money paying Diana for sex.
Its 'coincidental' that you and 'Kyle James' both misspelled the word 'skies'….
LOL !!
you're a fucking chump. How's your 'bonus' working out? Had any luck pawning gasoline and bullets lately?
Carson Jackson
How do they know it's black and not a silhouette of the UFO?
Chase Harris
obviously, you haven't watched the ridiculous video, because if you had, you would realize there was no 'ufo'. it's an insect that flies directly in front of the camera, and it's not 'in the skies' (or as Major Burdock likes to spell it, 'sky's')
James Foster
I have the video downloaded, and separated into individual frames. (28 fps) and the insect only appears in one frame.
it's very close to the cameraman, and not in the sky.
The fact that Major Burdock publishes ridiculous crap like this (under the name Kyle James on The Turdwater website) discredits all of his other 'news articles'.
HINT: even a 3rd grade child knows it's spelled skies, not sky's.
Isaac Parker
Aiden Gomez
aaayyyyo dis nibba no wats woke
Josiah Ross
take your meds manlet
Sebastian Parker
My medicine is the fact that you never get any pussy, while I get laid all the time, and I get a hearty dose of my medicine every day.
what was it like to wake up completely alone again this morning?
Gabriel James
Here's your yearly 'bonus', Kyle
Nolan Cruz
Kevin Price
Jonathan Sanders
"and the award for 'inability to spell the word SKIES correctly' goes to……
MAJOR KYLE BURDOCK !!
Samuel Gonzalez
Ethan Myers
I'm sure you do bottom faggot.
Luke Thompson
Alexander Davis
it's not surprising that you'd doubt me, since you wouldn't understand what it's like
but I've never been without a girlfriend or a wife since I was 17 years old
that's 37 years
lonely boy
Blake Johnson
>obviously, you haven't watched the ridiculous video
No shit Poindexter, I was talking about the COLOR, not the UFO itself (which you don't need to watch the video for)
Luis Ross
Hey, Kyle ?…..
Here's your next year's 'bonus'
William Torres
here's the color
Adrian Howard
What dumb niggers are you letting volunteer here?
Samuel Clark
real job aka mutilating babies
Gabriel Ward
lol… this story is corny as fuck. this is clearly a disinformation project to make people think u.f.o. stories are all bullshit.
Jaxon Peterson
Lol it's your mom's dildo.
Asher Williams
Major Kyle
Caleb Perez
NO SALE, BITCH
Sebastian Garcia
I find it strange that he can afford to pay Diana for sex, but you get gasoline and bullets.
Colton Young
Jackson Miller
No real professional with any Talent would ever allow themselves to be manipulated so easily… Desperation is the only motivation
Jason Williams
I smell unkosher truths.
Charles Morgan
"And the 'Can't Spell SKIES Correctly Award' goes to….. Major Kyle!!!"
Robert Kelly
Kyle Burdock can't spell SKIES correctly, but he's a UFO genius !!
Lucas Gray
Why are you triggered so hard by a typo, kike?
Lucas Reed
This site is ran by a summer child
Brayden Flores
….Even a third grade child knows there's a huge difference between a typo and illiteracy…..
Tyler Young
Then you're less smart than a third grade child?
Dylan Kelly
ANNOUNCEMENT :
'Major Burdock' was having a back and forth chat session with me in the comments section of the Goldwater, where I complain that all of the Goldwater reporters seem to be incapable of spelling anything correctly. They also make glaring typographical and grammatical errors with almost every single story they publish.
Major Burdock (Kyle) was very specific when he told me "it's impossible for the reporters at the Goldwater to make typographical errors for misspelled words because they use GRAMMARLY™, the same software used by real news organizations."
Yet since he told me that, subsequently I have seen an increase of misspelled words and improper use of grammar on the Goldwater…
And today, under the name 'Kyle' he misspelled the word SKIES on The Goldwater, and he created this thread in Zig Forums, once again misspelling the same word…
It's not a typo… A typo is when you accidentally hit the wrong key.
Major Kyle Miss spelled the same one syllable word 2 times in a row today, proving that he doesn't know how to spell the word.
Furthermore, the fact that he added an apostrophe and an S to 'sky' shows that he's confused about the proper usage of apostrophes.
Major Kyle is NOT a 3rd grader. He's an adult, and as such he should have mastered basic third grade grammar a long time ago.
It's not asking too much to require a 'journalist' to be able to spell and use punctuation correctly.
Adam Young
By the way, I'm using Speech-to-Text because my hand was permanently injured, and I'm unable to type…
Whenever you see a typo from me, it's because of a speech to text voice recognition misinterpretation.
Major Kyle does NOT have a permanently injured hand, nor does he use speech to text to create his threads or to create his articles on the Goldwater…..
There's no excuse for a grown man not to know how to spell one syllable words.
Robert Hall
If an auto mechanic doesn't know how to fix cars, it's time for to find a different line of work.
If a pilot is incapable of flying an airplane, perhaps it's time to find a different job.
And when a news reporter can't spell one syllable words, they end up getting hired by Jim Watkins, and they don't even complain when they're told that their year-end bonus is going to be paid in gasoline and bullets.
Juan Diaz
After all, Jim Watkins can afford to pay Diana for sex, and let her use one of his laptops so she can pretend like she's a news reporter.
So why is he ripping off Kyle and Philip and Savannah and Lexy?….
If they wanted to purchase gasoline and bullets, they could buy it with the money they got from their bonus….
Benjamin Nelson
Grayson Ortiz
Jackson Johnson
Ryder Kelly
Jaxson Carter
Jonathan Taylor
"OVER THE SKY'S OF MANHATTAN"
Blake Wilson
Q: why is there no definition of the word sky's?
A: because it's not a word
Andrew Harris
Jackson Edwards
Easton Ortiz
Everytime Wendy sees your editorial cartoons, she laughs so hard she almost CRY'S
Kevin Cox
Kyle, I realize that you think I don't like you, but that's not true.
I actually admire you very much, and believe it or not I respect you quite a bit…
I empathize with you, and I realized that Jim is your boss, so of course you are not inclined to voice your real opinions in public regarding the way he runs his business. You're not stupid, so of course you're not going to shoot yourself in the foot and admit that Jim Watkins is one of the most dysfunctional employers you've ever worked for…
And you don't have to say it, because I'll say it for you…
You're goddamn right he's fucking you over, Kyle. And I agree with you completely that Jim is a fat lazy piece of shit, who really focuses on himself, and never seems to have time to address the problems he creates with his lack of involvement in his own company…
He remains distant, while you and Philip are the real brains of the operation, and you're the ones who get your hands dirty, so you know good and well what problems need to be addressed in Jim's organization. But every time you try to mention it to him, he always brushes you off and give you that insincere smile.
Meanwhile, just because Diana has a vagina, he bends over backwards to cater to her every need. She doesn't do a fraction of the work that you do, yet she seems to be put high on a pedestal, while you seem to be treated like a janitor…
I agree with you. Jim truly IS a fucking piece of shit.
Next time you see him, I want you to walk straight up to that fat fuck and look him in the eyes, and you tell him you want a goddamn raise, and you're NOT talking about a gallon of gas or a goddamn Bullet!!!
Blake Jackson
*knuckle bump on your shoulder*
You're a good kid, Kyle…
You can do this thing….
Be brave, and you demand that he start getting his shit together, or you'll fucking quit this goddamn job tomorrow!!
Jason Campbell
*winks and gives you a thumbs up*
See?… You're growing inside, and it feels good…..
Joshua Perry
….and if you don't get the results you're looking for, I'll do it for you.
I'll tell that Fat Sweaty Dolly Parton titty son of a bitch that you quit….
Caleb Fisher
I guarantee you there's a news organization who will pay you in transmission fluid and butt stocks
Blake Sanders
You're kind of like a son to me, Kyle. Unlike Jim, I have your best interests in mind…
Aaron Barnes
Ladies and gentlemen, uh, we've just lost the picture, but what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has apparently been taken over, 'conquered' if you will, by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Parker Morgan
Eli Taylor
Adam Rivera
Waste of a good GET because some autist couldn't resist sperging out.
Are you the same one that got triggered when someone called his waifu a drunk bitch?
Christian Nguyen
Isaiah Russell
you're talkin' about THAT guy….
*points finger over there*
Julian Richardson
Ian Jenkins
Michael Bell
Josiah Fisher
….I give and I give…
and all I get in return
is scorn
Juan Cooper
Benjamin Walker
Before I took over your imageboard fun and games, do you think I actually gave any consideration to whether or not you would appreciate it ?….
It's my oven now…….
And I would tell you to climb in…
But you fail to realize….
I pushed you into it already…
Christopher Jackson
To prove my point, I will go away and do anything else. You keep screeching autistically because this is the only power you will ever have in your sad life, if you want..
Parker Foster
…I don't blame you for being angry….. Really, I don't…..
After all, I'm a complete outsider with absolutely no intention of modifying my behavior to blend in
….and I'm better at your imageboard game than you ever were….
I own you now
So of course you're upset…..
Everybody understands that….
Brody Wilson
….lol it's not surprising when somebody behaves predictably…
And you just demonstrated the anticipated reaction…. so congratulations!!
(I'm old as shit, and I've already accomplished all of my wildest dreams, and hundreds and hundreds that I never even dreamed possible… I've gotten away with murder in my life, and I've had a damn good time getting old… In fact, I wouldn't change a goddamn thing…. By the time I was 15 years old, I had already accomplished more with my life then you will with your entire existence, and I'm not exaggerating… I was hanging out with internationally famous celebrities, who actually knew me on a first-name basis… By the time I was 18 I had gotten more pussy then 20 of you put together… And I had only begun my life at that point, that being the year that I started DJing at strip clubs… I've experienced so many crazy unbelievable absolutely unbelievable situations, that sometimes I actually wonder how I was the one who stumbled into all of those experiences instead of somebody else… I don't have a lot of desires for crazy experiences anymore, although life hasn't stopped handing them to me… So when you try to suggest that I 'don't have a life', I'm not sure if your actually aware who you're talking to, because I'm not some wet-behind-the-ears computer geek video game sissy boy who lived my life vicariously through the screen of a computer or on the monitor of a video game… You would never believe this shit I have seen and done)
and so, in response to your comment : I can live with that
Easton Williams
Levi Jones
Damn that alien photo blur technology.