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Why would I ever be a communist?
Not even judgmental of you, honestly. It's your upbringing that made you feel the way you feel, and your reaction is expected. Personally, I wouldn't even know what to do with that much money. There's only so much shit one can buy. I guess if I had bucketloads of money that I would start a cooperative in the US.
I never really got the whole. "I started this and expanded it all on my own!" When that's literally impossible. If not for the labor of others, nothings getting expanded.
We don't expect bourgies like you to be communists but it doesn't matter because their are more of us than you, we the workers create the wealth which bourgeois lifestyle derives, once we have all the power we will simply distribute the full value of out labor amongst ourselves.
Don't fa'get the six million!