Tankies won't allow it. I can see it now.
Mikhail Gorbachev
It is though.
If you like eating cardboard.
Comrades, let us be reasonable and say that they are better for different types of pizza.
Deep dish is best for a nice meaty pizza.
Thin crust is better for something with more vegetable toppings.
Stuffed crust is nice for a multi-cheese pizza.
Gorby was a symptom of the rot of the USSR in the 80s
I don't know what type of crust Dominos has, but that pizza is the NS of pizzas. Dominos will unite a nation, either through hatred or through love of it.
Thin crust is more authentic.
Chicago style pizza casserole is working class all the way though.
I live in Texas but there's this enormous fat guy from New Jersey who is extremely gabagool who opened up a pizza place down the street. He calls it Jersey-style pizza and I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it's thin crust stuff and the way to order it is just cheese.
Just cheese.
I tend to dump a lot of hot sauce on it and eat it that way. But it's pretty damn tasty. Best pizza in town.
I wouldnt really call Gorbs a System of "Rot" of the USSR as he only even came to power by basically just lying to the Politburo about his intentions and only Maintained it by Going against and overriding soviet institutions