18 as age of consent is problematic

Thats really how it should be. It should actually extend down to age 12, with the maximum age of the older partner increasing with each year up to about 17 or 18 at which point you can have sex with anyone of any age older than you.
So, itd go like,
12 year olds can be fucked by 12-13 year olds
13 year olds can be fucked by 12-14 year olds
14 year olds can be fucked by 13-16 year olds
15 year olds can be fucked by 14-18 year olds
16 year olds can be fucked by 14-20 year olds
17 year olds can be fucked by 15-25 year olds
18 year olds can fuck anyone older than them they want
or something roughly like that.

your age divided by two plus 7 is considered the lower bound of "normal"

But muh waifu is perpetually 16 years old and I'm a year older than I am allowed.
>:3

Make it 30 so everyone becomes a wizard.

Learn to read, man. That's not what "age of consent" means.
You won't be prosecuted. See: Macron's wife

Actually, my mom let me drink at family gatherings ever since I was a child. Because of that, I have a healthy relationship with alcohol and can't bring myself to drink in excess. I've never blacked out and I've thrown up three times in my adult life because of alcohol. Eat shit normies.