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dae ypipo think mayonnaise is too spicy?

smash dat mf like button gnome sayin' Bix nood

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I was eating lunch in a Whataburger several months ago on Sunday. And I live in Texas so you know the church crowd was all in there so the place is packed. Whataburger has a big "One Nation Under God" sticker on one of the windows. Anyways some jackass church teen says loudly, to no one in particular "Heh heh… it says One Nation Under God. Does that mean God is cool with Whataburger… like Chic-fil-A?"

Nobody says anything and some of the church elders, you know men in their 40s, all kind of silently groan and roll their eyes and pause for a few seconds. Then one finally says "That's … not the right way to think about it. We're all under God."

Meaning that God does not bestow particular favors onto fast food restaurants.

I'm not making this up this really happened. Anyways the elders were right.

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Do yourself a favour and leave you that shitty country. You will thank yourself for it later, i'm sure.

Only in America would fast food burgers and identity politics be so intricately intertwined.

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We need to discard everything made by capitalist pigs before even thinking of a revolution.

You might be right. China seems nice.

lmao

My favorite fast food inactivism bullshit was when new atheism got mad about In N Out having easily unnoticeable bible verses on some of their packaging.

Meanwhile, In N Out treats and pays their employees much better than probably any fast food place in the US.