okay Zig Forums where does the revolution start and how do we proceed.
(fort pinochet, fort bunker, and Zig Forums house soldiers and advanced weaponry)
[the current government is a socdem]
Revolutionopoly
Blake Taylor
Evan Cruz
Why is there a revolution when half the cities are already named after leftists?
Nicholas Parker
I guess it could be like Russia where a socialist regime was replaced with a reactionary one that didn't bother renaming all the leftist places
Chase Thompson
True I guess.
I would say the revolution will most likely start in an area where universities and educated students are close to factories and disenfranchised workers.
Mason Adams
a few things:
the city names are just for memes, Industrial centers are the towns of Zig Forums, engelsburg, and ulyanovsk. the north and tard town are pretty rural.
brief history:
the country is a constitutional monarchy
economy is going to shit, people are getting mad and unhappy.
socdems have majority in parliament. Radical Parties are illegal.
big brain intellectuals organize strikes and radicalize workers in ulyanovsk, some strikes are organized in the city.
Christian Fisher
Polpotists organize in tard town
Gavin Turner
Fort Pinochet and rename it to Revolutionary Allende Republic
Jaxon Bailey
Ulyanovsk harbors the most devastating superweapon known to imageboards in the hands of revolutionary vanguard.
Lincoln Hernandez
Elijah Fisher
based pol-potists start a rebellion in tard town
soldiers arrest their leaders and take control of fort pinochet
ulyanovsk communists gain more power in the city, waifuposting contributes to this heavily
the government tries to respond to the uprisings to the best of their abilities but are proving to be weak. talks of a coup are rumored throughout the cities.
Easton Jackson
Seize the capital!
We will attack during traditional military ceremonies where the monarchs and generals are exposed. Bombs will be strategically placed at the sides of the main road to cause confusion in the parading troops.
Power lines and wifi towers will also be sabotaged just before the attack. Guerillas will cut telephone lines. All communication from the city will cease.
The attacks will be launched from within the CBD and from the surrounding country, effectively putting resistance into pockets into the suburbs.
When the bombs going off, the revolutionaries will seize government buildings and guerillas in the surrounding country will advance towards the CBD.
The attack will be so sudden and from so many angles that any forces parading will be confused and subsequently annihilated.
The city, along with the weapons supposed to be paraded, will be ours.
Armed with the captured weapons, the Ulyanovsk People's Army will be quickly developed and strengthened. A special motorized brigade will rush towards Tard Town with intent to capture it before forces gathered at the forts can respond.
Guerillas not aiding the capture of the capital will dig in around it and await reinforcement by the UPA.
The monarchy and high ranking government officials (those that survived the explosions) will be executed.
There will be no communication or attempts to communicate with the remaining government forces or with any foreign news agencies.
Angel Parker
People's Agrarian Socialist Party of Tard Town has declared Year Zero Two and proceeded with purges of everyone spotted wearing glasses or reading books.
People have been organized into labor armies and deployed into fields to gather crops or construct ad-hoc fortifications. Partisan cadres are dispersed across the countryside to carry out Polpotist propaganda and recruit more agrarian workers and settlements to the cause, while salvaging whatever weapons and materiel they can find.
The "Communists" of Ulyanovsk are condemned as social imperialists and bourgeois provocateurs. The farmers of Tard Town are prepared for armed struggle against aggressors.
Gavin Thomas
"Stalin town" is overthrown by the Anti-Cult of Personality faction of the Communist Party
City is renamed simply to the "Northwest Soviet" until suitable naming is found
Hunter Walker
(cont.)
Attempts will be made to contact the RAR once the city is secure.
Still no contact with anyone else except a general deceleration of people's war against the government.
Pol Potist counterrevolutionaries will be weeded out and shot.
The special detachment sent to Tard Town will be immediately ordered to dig in along the highway.
ACP elements within the Ulyanovsk Communist Party will be arrested for breaking the principle of Democratic Centralism.
VICTORY TO THE ULYANOVSK PEOPLE'S ARMY!
Jackson Howard
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBER REACTIONARY SCUM
Options:
1. Is an attack/rendezvous with alyanovsk plausible? If so, please hold off on 2.
2. If not possible, launch a tactical attack on Zig Forums at night, take control of big news broadcasting stations, place the police commanders and local government officials under arrest. Use the broadcasting capabilities to declare a military junta.
Claim Zig Forums for the RAR and use its industrial power to maintain the operation of the peoples army. Appoint a trustworthy subordinate to be the probationary military police chief. Arrest any high ranking military officials in the area, absorb the rest of the conquered army into the peoples army.
Establish military patrols along the borders of our current territory and perform border searches.
Still try to contact the insurrectionaists in the capital.
Luke Walker
How realistic!
Zachary Reed
Oh also:
Once all that is done, recruit volunteers for the peoples army (with certain insistence and implication of preferential treatment)
Brayden Perez
Fuck forgot pic.
Ah well
Wyatt Campbell
The Northwest Soviet recognising their nature of being trapped on the Northwest peninsula and in a defensive position decides to advance South East
The "Fort Bunker" led by a few remaining Anti-Party Cliquists and a few Ultra's still swearing loyalty to "Stalin town"
After a large push up the hill the fort falls to Soviet forces the remaining militia either surrender or flee into the woods to the south east
Caleb Kelly
Isnt OP, the game master, supposed to say if our moves succeeded?
Who is OP anyway I am confused
Ethan Russell
As the situation is currently understood by the UPA
Connor Myers
I am OP, had to take a shit.
This map is accurate, Remaining cities and forts are controlled by Millitary Junta.
The Military is confused and disorganized, local Commander shoots himself once the defense fails, Kruschevites take control of fort bunker.
Blake Gonzalez
Did we take Zig Forums?
Owen Ortiz
Based
Carter Peterson
Pol is under Occupation by RAG, Many Capitalists flee the country through the north.
Prince Mustach declares himself heir to the throne of /leftypolistan/ he is recognized as legitimite by the Millitary Junta, a Rump State is established in Stirner City, forces are reorganized and Garrisoned at Engelsburg and Kropotkinville.
Carter Carter
Requesting information on the nature of the borders of this land. Are we landlocked, is there seas? Are there harbours? Any hostile nations that might invade?
Henry Sanders
The Tard Rouge conducts low-scale raids against the fortified Ulyanovsk positions along the highway. With lower-quality equipment they are unlikely to succeed, but water slowly erodes stone. We have more than enough comrades to spare.
While labor armies continue to toil at home gathering and distributing crops, partisan cadres work their way through the countryside and raid the outskirts of Kropotkinville, agitating among the rural dwellers and setting fire to bookstores
Tard Town is haphazardly fortified with simple palisade walls, machine gun dugouts, trenches and barricades; however, arms are at a premium for now and most cadres are armed with agricultural tools
LONG LIVE THE TARD ROUGE
Caleb Jackson
Rolling for:
Northwest Soviet sends a singular nuclear technician from their academia and a team of elite troops to Tard Town with the Goal of rigging the Undetonated ICBM that the Tard Town PolPotists worship as a god to explode and thus help them ( and anyone else in contest for the town at the time) achieve absolute primitivism
Asher Johnson
Oh fug
Alexander Gomez
But they don't know that a posada spy is among them and plan to actually launch the icbm to northwest soviet thus triggering a global thermonuclear war.
Jaxon Bell
Fuck we missed one.
Rolling for an assassin to take out the prince.
UPA troops ordered to hold highway. Reinforcements coming in from the capital.
Viva Posadas!
Isaiah Perez
Map detailing current situation as understood by RAR command
Thomas Thomas
The Map of Leftypolistan and surrounding countries
[UPDATE]
Prince Mustach begins talks with Ironguard Kekistan. Kingdom of Chad-Stacy offers refuge for surviving members of the Monarchy.
Jason Bailey
FUCKING TARDITES
John Rogers
Tard Rouge capture the nerd electricians and crucify them.
Xavier King
Fuck.
Rolling desperately to assassinate the fucking prince.
DIE YOU FUCK
Dispatching teams to hunt down surviving monarchy, even venturing beyong /leftypolistan/ borders.
Evan Gomez
RAR attempts to launch an attack at the relatively unfortified provisional government in stirner town. If successfull, excecute all high ranking members and any royals.
Fortify the southern and eastern borders to repel attacks from the engelsburg divisions and possible attacks from kekistani forces.
Extend a guarantee to the liberals of reddit that their sovereignty will not be infringed on and guarantee the safety of their citizens as long as they do not attack or aid the old government.
Also renaming Zig Forums to /bol/
Nicholas Phillips
Local dairy farmers comprised mainly of anthromorphic bears around the surrounding area of Stirner City take over the city's food production, refusing to give any of their produce away to either the members of bourgoisie or the nobles who previously had said they own the land. They form groups out of the workers of individual farms and cityfolk desperate for food they call unions of egoists.
When asked why they would do such a thing, one member of these unions answered: "Because private property is a spook."
Mason Murphy
After swiftly dealing with counter-revolutionary intelligentsia provocateurs, the Tard Rouge begins to assemble a navy! They start doing piracy along the coast, even intruding into the waters of Chad-Stacy, in hopes of capturing some useful loot and spreading auspicious chaos.
Partisans continue low-key attacks on Ulyanovskites and agitation around Kropotkinville
Dominic Rivera
Requestion that all revolutionary troops respect the sovereignty of reddit, and other nations if possible, to delay foreign invasions.
Wyatt Cruz
Internationally denounce Tard Rouge and declare them enemies of the people.
Evan Richardson
King Chad of Chad-Stacy to the south must NOT be allowed to harbor the monarchy!
Julian Smith
Intruding on the sovereignty of other nations may give them an excuse to escalate more quickly.
Please at least do not intrude on reddit, as it is not currently on the side of the government explicitly and comprises a large part of our northern border.
Retain plausable deniability of any covert activity beyond the borders if at all possible.
Kevin Brown
Then the UPA will move troops to the south to reinforce the border.
I propose a push to unify our two areas.
Jonathan Cooper
Kekistan begins financially supporting Prince Mustach's government as well as sending millitary equipment.
Clean map of the region:
Chase Reed
Rolling for infiltration teams to destroy roads and rail lines connecting englesburg to IG Kekistan.
These forces will be taken from the Tard front.
The reactionaries must NOT get supplies.
Julian Brown
That might be a dangerous movement considering the old government military centers in kropotkinville and engelsburg. We would essentially be open to a two front attack and overstretch our defences.
Inquiry:
1. Estimation of Kekistani forces
2. Estimation of chad-stacy forces
3. Strenght of RAR peoples army.
4. Estimation of forces in both kropotkinville and engelsburg
Proposing instead a joint attack on kropotkinville by the anti-cult, ultanovsk and RAR armies
Map as currenty understood by RAR command
Dylan Hill
Also proposing a pause on action so OP can make decisions about what happens.
Gabriel Flores
Aye
Liam Gray
Heavy Damage is inflicted on the highway between Kekistan and Englesburg. It is unusable in it's current state.
map of the highways:
Caleb Cruz
A nazbol singularity happens in Zig Forums. A division of humanoid-insects invade our dimension yelling "HeilmGay"
Nolan Diaz
Meanwhile, at OP's house.
Hell yes.
I think a push into central Leftypolistan would be good. Totally cut off englesburg.
FUCK NOT THE NAZBOL GANG
Lucas Powell
Using the calm on the Ulyanovsk front, the Tard Rouge attempts to expand its influence by aggressively taking control of rural settlements near Kropotkinville and along the coast, purging all intellectuals and conscripting the farmers into labor armies
Every other faction is condemned as social imperialists
Dominic Thompson
Following the seizure of food, the unions have also formed fighting units to quote; "hunt down spooks" and "claim the city as our property."
The newly christened "Movement for the Liberation of Ego" or MLE for short has proceeded to seize the city in a horrific display of violence as members of the bourgoisie, nobility and representatives of the old government are dragged from their houses and property before being either shot en masse by the Egoist Death Squads or in most cases beaten to death with farming tools by the angry food mobs who proceed to cannibalize their corpses for sustainance.
Truly 'tis a dark day for Stirner City.
Kevin Williams
Rolling for the
FUCKING
PRINCE
to be caught up in the egoist rebellion
Justin Cook
1. Estimation of Kekistani forces:
Active Duty: 500,000
About 800,000 in reserves.
2. Estimation of chad-stacy forces
Active duty: 300,000
Reserves: 500,000
3. Strenght of RAR peoples army.
Regulars: 150,000
Irregular: 50,000
4. Estimation of forces in both kropotkinville and engelsburg
Engelsburg: 100,000 Well Armed soldiers.
Kropotkinville: 85,000 Soldiers, less supplied,
suffering attrition.
Stirner city: 85,000 supplied somewhat well.
Robert White
Newest edition of map as understood, with and without color
hm
Isaac Ramirez
Who's for Kropotkinville? Request alliance with Ulyanovsk soviet just to streamline things, and to protect against the rouge and the revisionists tactically.
Colton Miller
Prince escapes too engelsburg, establishes rump state.
surviving soldiers hold onto stirner city, defending roads wide enough to be used as airstrips.
Luke Gutierrez
Two rump states now?
Kevin Price
[Important Note:]
Soldiers in Kropotkinville and Stirner City are less devoted to the government, desertion is common.
Engelsburg Garrison is fiercely loyal, it is declared interim capitol.
Luke Reed
Government control is pretty much limited to Engelsburg at this point. Stirner city and Kropotkinville are cut off from supply lines and communication is sparse.
Christopher Rogers
Sabotaging roads between allende city and engelsburg to slow down possible invastion. Build rudimentary fortifications.
I dont know how easy it would be for RAR and Ulyan forced to go to kropotkinville due to no roads.
I would be down for either stirner city (recently attacked by insurrection) or kropotkin if it means we can maximize our area to border ratio.
Game master, how well is the control of the tard rouge on the roads through their area, is traversing as a convoy possible?
Cameron Gonzalez
UPA motorized detachment now entierly pulled from the Tard front push north along the highway to try meet up with RAR.
Minefields laid along the Tard Highway and troops move into artillery distance of Kville and start shelling the place.
Where are mines located? Forests?
Most importantly, how is the international community reacted to this month's violence?
As it stands, going to Kville is impossible.
Aiden Kelly
We could go through the mountains/forests it's not that far away. Might take some time though.
Chase Cruz
Tard Rouge have littered the roads with mines and bombs. The roads on the map are just the highways, other roads do exist. They are rural country roads however, and aren't paved. While traversing them is possible, it is slow and less effective.
Colton Lewis
If we force our troops to climb mountains and clear trees for the trucks, how will we stand against an attack from englesburg?
Landon Wood
I suggest bonus for rouge for faster travel on country roads.
Cameron Murphy
Too expand, by the time they get the Keki-Engle Highway rebuilt, we'd have to move all our troops back to fight the hundreds of troops the fucking PRINCE will probably throw at us.
Carson Ramirez
Read: hundreds of thousands.
Oliver Taylor
Country road, take me home, to the place, I belong. TARD TOWN, LEFTPOLISTAN. BODY MOUNTAINS, BLOODFLOW RIVER
Nathaniel Price
attention to the civil war at this point is essentially limited to the regional community.
Reddit: Formally supports the Government Forces, unwilling to send millitary aid.
Chad-Stacy: Formally Supports the Government, has dispatched limited naval forces to combat Tard Rouge navy.
Kekistan: Supports the Government as well as aiding them with munitions and money. Government contemplates sending a limited contingent of troops.
highway between englesburg and allende city heavily damaged.
Jackson Watson
No I ment a diplomatic envoy to Ulyanovsk to discuss alliance terms.
Noah Turner
sounds good
Carson Sanders
So who is ancomsect?
Also so are we going to push for stirnercity first? Or kropotkin?
Kayden Sullivan
After seizing the local government buildings one of the newly founded unions comprised of librarians, former journalists and printing press workers begin designign and distributing leaflets in mutual co-operation with other unions. They are attempting to appeal to everyone's self interest, including the soldiers through these words:
"You!
Work for yourself, not for spooks!
The Ego is entitled to all it can take!"
Justin Morales
What's the status on Kropotkinville?
Aaron Flores
Kekistani Engineer Korps deployed to repair road between kekistan and englesburg.
Gavin Jackson
fugfugfug
Wyatt Ward
Okay, I'll take it.
Ian Cook
Chad-Stacian Businessman as well as a few others establish a 2 mile safezone in Stirner City.
Government Forces supplies dwindle.
Jeremiah James
Which area do you control again? northwest?
Cooper Rodriguez
The humanoid-insects pillage the city and rape everything that moves, having fortified their position and secured their means of existence, they don't seem interested in expanding their control further, at least for now.
Alexander Flores
As much as I hate to say this, we can't have the Chad-Stacy Navy on our shores.
I'll contact some Virgin anti-monarchists to try sabotage Chad-Stacy naval bases.
Ulyanovks Comunist Party denounces Reddit for it's lack of humanitarian aid, Chad-Stacy for harboring the monarchy and Kekistan for supporting the government.
I propose Ulyanovsk and it's surrounding territory be merged with the RAR under the following conditions:
1. General Monkia retains control of the UPA
2. UCP retains limited local control of Ulyanovsk, essentially becoming the local government.
3. Troops are moved along the Ulyanovsk North Highway to fortify against englesburg.
4. RAR aircraft attack kekistani engineers
5. Stirner city is to be shelled but not directly advanced upon
Grayson Scott
In response to
6. NazBol Inte-r dimensional "visitors" are to be contained.
Joshua Long
I'll order the local communes and free associations to take a count of their men, logistical supplies and factories.
Adam Parker
oh shit right I have aircraft. Oops
RAR agrees to these terms.
Actions:
1. Shell the 2 mile safe zone in stirner city to aid egoist rebels
2. Launch an airraid on kekistani engineers, publicly announce that visa-less workers will not be tolerated within our borders.
Nicholas Campbell
Local Clergy Members, Businessmen, Ancaps, Liberals and Molyneux-ists take arms and pledge to help remnant troops defend Kropotkinville.
Ayden Powell
Okay, desperate times call for desperate measures.
Spurdo poster has the stirner town. I think I just have Kropotkinville at the moment. Have no clue what's going on in Engelsville.
Hunter Lopez
its tempting
Brandon Anderson
you've got the countryside surrounding kropotkinville. Government still controls the city.
Henry Torres
secret penal brigades
Henry Hernandez
So is this accurate?
Jonathan Turner
yes
Evan Richardson
Rolling for egoist infiltrators to convince THE PRINCE to pursue his dream of being a femboy cumrag for communist cocks.
Ryan Mitchell
Okay, so I guess to first assassinate the main officers in guerilla style tactics and declare a partisan war with the city. Creating general terror. Gain city population trust via ajitprop distributed during the night and underground recruitment officers.
Adam Williams
Robert Perry
Disable the tanks and vehicles during the night, using sabotage by local engineers.
Lucas Ward
someone else can take over, i need to sleep
Parker Flores
We could just continue tomorrow or whatever. I gotta do shit too, like some homework and jacking off