Why aren't you celibate?

I'm sorry you had the misfortune of making a quality thread on Zig Forums, OP. There is a reason I don't visit this board anymore.

The reason I'm not married to Lady Chastity is because I think I will be married to a young woman I have met. { God has not given her / she has not accepted } the grace of faith yet, but we established that the purpose of our relationship is to make each other holier, and this is exactly what has happened so far. Please pray for us!

Because my wife would be pissed.