If you only knew how bad things really are
Ordinary items and tools as weapons
Ian Nelson
Jason Perry
A lot of the bikers here carry an adjustable wrench (12-14") in their back pocket.
Everyone knows what its for; but no one except kaffirs and goat felchers need to worry about it.
Austin Brown
The best defense is a good offense. Burn their houses and mug them in the streets. Yell allah akbar when you do, so the police won't investigate you to avoid a hate crime. Do your deer have large antlers? Buy one, sharpen the ends, and claim you're an amateur biologist. You could wear a kirpan and claim to be a Sikh, assuming you can still do that (Sikhs can wear them into a lot of places in the US where weapons would normally be banned. If you called anyone you opposed a Nazi, you might be able to get away with it.). A whip might work if you're into gay BDSM (or claim to be into it :^) ).
Jonathan Peterson
You see that hand over there?
That's a weapon.
You see that pen over there?
That's a weapon.
You see that book over there?
That's a weapon.
You see that usb cord over there?
That's a weapon.
You see that A4 piece of paper over there?
That's a weapon.
Samuel Russell
Oh boy,
My job as a Corrections Officer is relevant!
The favorite thing I had to dissect as a weapon as an armory officer in segregation was a "reading lesson"
Two DuPont registry magazines wet down using unknown bodily fluids together and sealed with vasalene. They were then rolled up and fused together, after which it was wound tightly with bed sheet. It was then wrapped with tape and more sheets of cloth. It could break bones and get through a metal detector.
Cooper Garcia
Sand, get them in the eyes and kick them in the nuts till they crack.
Ian Butler
Maglites. They are literally full blown metal batons that you can easily justify carrying.
Jayden Hughes
Some options:
- Long flashlights (like these: aliexpress.com/item/12-31-36-41-49-CM-LED-Flashlight-Baseball-Bat-Rechargeable-Super-Bright-Aluminium-Alloy-Torch/32946719505.html)… basically a mini-baseball bat that doubles as a flashlight so you have plausible deniability
- An alternative to the above are old-school D-cell flashlights like the Maglite 6 D-cell (amazon.com/Maglite-Heavy-Duty-Incandescent-6-Cell-Flashlight/dp/B000056BME/)
- Baseball bat
- Hockey stick
- Certain types of knives are legal to carry… depends on your country I guess. I'm sure even in Germany there are types that are 100% legal
- Hammer
- Sickle
- Crowbar
- Steel-toed boots (not exactly a 'weapon' but you'll be surprised at how much you can hurt someone if you kick the guy in the shins while wearing them)
- Wrench
And since you're from Europisstan, who can forget the ultimate non-gun weapon:
- Cars and trucks
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Brayden Carter
Forgot to add:
- Modified umbrella (basically doing a few DIY mods to it so it actually hurts and works as a real weapon)
Kayden Campbell
You are aware you can mod the umbrellas yourself right?
You Germans really are autistic.