I EDC a penlight and a tactical pen.
It's going well.
Ordinary items and tools as weapons
Isaiah Williams
Joseph Martinez
A few more:
- Heavy-duty pliers
- Old-school straight-edge razors
- A glass water bottle (must be made of very thick glass otherwise it doesn't really hurt that much)
- Walking sticks made from steel (or with a steel core)
- Scissors
Levi Parker
bottle is acctually a very good idea, but a friend told me that a kitchenknife is a very good choice aswell.
How the hell am I going to justify the rest? Besides the boots. I will get those certainly.
Cooper Smith
Edit
I ignored the flashlight as it was mentioned allready, I wont carry walking sticks.
Scissors and pliers? inferior to flashlight or knife.
Carson Gray
If it's a really sharp machete capable of draw cuts through clothing then niggers would be less tempted to grab it from you as long as you're throwing a frenzy of cuts and slices.
psychologically and functionally more effective than any of the other things because they have a tendency to hack off limbs in one swing with ease. great for chopping off the instep and splitting skulls. not so great for follow up strikes if you are fighting 4 or 7.
least likely to be disarmed with it and most likely to cause the most deep target damage without having to strike in an arc at multiple guys. If it is sharp or not just the pain you could cause from applying pressure through the center of it's axing into joints/cartilage and bones will make them think twice about taking your booty.
You could also try to weld two or three of those tools into an autistic franken-tool for each hand.
They're still gardening tools, of course.
Ian Rivera
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Camden Myers
learn wing chun
I'm not even sure if you have the brain power to write in cursive though after scrolling through all your previous replies
Jaxson Hill
yes, unlike the smuck in the OP who had exactly that happen to him, our OP is actually attempting to be prepared. what was your point?
on the slightest chance that this isn't actual shitposting, then you've proven to be way more of a retard than OP is, congrats though. I'm sure your wing chun feats are too unbelievable to describe in one post so I wont bother asking for proof.
Dominic Bennett
Jace Wright
Hate to break it to you user, but the idea is that the object in question is not suspicious if OP somehow manages to fend off a starving african child and is questioned by the enrichment officers. Kind of hard to justify carrying a magazine bludgeon around.
Now listen here OP, this turk was dead on the money when he said you'd get mugged even when given a shotgun. Most stuff suggested so far is a viable weapon if you have the right mindset. Like this user . But you clearly don't have the right mindset. Living in a high trust society has neutered you. You are scared like a toddler and that's normal. But I'm here to call you a faggot and tell you how violent people deal with your situation so you can unfuck your shit..
For starters, don't ignore this user . Even if you decide to ignore the laws and carry a firearm, you're still unarmed if you get jumped and the gun is still in your bag. There's two ways around this problem. The first one is to develop some situational awareness and to already have the weapon on hand when you enter the danger zone. This can be counter-productive if you go with a machete, a brick in a sock, or the footlong flashlight because they're bound to raise a few eyebrows and people are going to remember you. Not ideal. I'd still carry one just in case I really needed it, but then you have to be ready to get fucked if the police ask. Not even a bike lock makes sense if you have it out of your bag and you're still not in trouble.
The second way to deal with the bag problem is to simply not have you lifeline tucked away in your bag. And this is where we hit a brick wall known as kraut autism. Given a plethora of valid options you could easily fit into your pockets and always have at your reach, you've ignored most suggestions because you either want a magic wand that makes the evil future lawyers/doctors go away without you having put too much effort into it, or because you're legitimately so autistic you can't figure out how to use them without an user manual. I'm going to believe in you OP and pray that it's just kraut autism. I'll break down this post for you OP. God knows you need it.
Wrap some of the leather around your hand to get a good grip and leave the buckle hanging, You got a flail. Aim for the head.
I'm assuming you know no knife fighting whatsoever, otherwise I wouldn't have to explain this one. Hold out your hand like you're giving someone a thumbs up. Thumb goes over the spine of the blade. That's a forward grip. Don't bother with stabbing motions since the blade is so short. Think of it like you're cutting people with your thumb. Aim for whatever is closest and exposed. Likely the arms. Blood makes people freak out. If you can slash a throat, don't. Go for the jugular instead.
For pocket-size lamps you make a fist. Shiny end goes near the pinky. That's a pickaxe grip. Hammer-fist people's skulls and collarbones with it. If it's dark and your lamp is very bright you can blind people briefly if you shine it at them. Meme rent-a-cop bludgeon maglites would go in your bag.
Get a bunch of same-sized coins and stack them taller than your palm.. Wrap them in tape so you have a solid cilinder. Use just like you would a smaller lamp.
Stab people with the pointy end. Take off the cap first. Works with either grip. I prefer Bic pens.
Don't be retard and pretend it's a sword or a bat. You're not fencing or bludgeoning anyone with it. Hold it with both hands and thrust the pointy end at people. Aim for stomach and throat.
Here's a suggestion of my own. Get a bandana and a fishing weight. You put the weight in the middle of the bandana and then roll it. Hold the bandana by both ends and you got a flail that you can carry in your pockets and pull out at a moment's notice. Might be a problem if the cops ask but getting rid of either of the components after using it should put you in the clear.
Just remember OP. No amount of tools or weapons or law changes will help you until you have decided to bite off someone's jugular if caught unarmed. What's best is what you can always have immediately on hand and be willing to use but that's up to you.