What is the best form of Protestantism?

It's okay, friend. The Orthodox Church welcomes it's arms to all.

idk about 'best' but Presbyterianism is my favourite, but also like Anglo-Catholicism since its most like cathodoxy and Lutheranism since its like a middle ground between the two.

Based

The Evangelical Lutheran Church of Latvia.

I don't know if this is common in all Presbyterian churches, but the one in my area has a bar where the men get together and drink and tell dirty jokes after church on Sunday.

United Methodists are sodomites?

Anything arminian.

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If the boot fits

Now THAT'S what I call EDGY

Sadly yes