Why does she so easily trigger prots?

People claiming that the Book of Revelations teaches that Mary is not the Queen of Heaven are seriously reaching. Don't you think that if that were true God would have explicitly told us that the woman is not Mary? Wouldn't that be kind of an important fact?

That's not an argument and you know it.

But yeah, the whole "Mary is the Queen of Heaven based on Revelations 12" thing just screams of someone desperate trying to find any flimsy textual support they can to justify their Bible fanfiction.

Jesus existed before Mary

It's as good an argument as you presented. We have 2000 years of Church tradition, theology, writings, essays, sermons, liturgy, and texts that show - without a doubt - that Mary is the Queen of Heaven.

Why did some fat butthurt German in the 1500s somehow magically make all that false?

No it's not. God obviously isn't going to fill the Bible with lists of everything every character isn't.
So if your source is tradition, why don't you say so instead of trying to argue from the Bible?

You certainly don’t have 2000 years of Mary being “queen of heaven”. It’s more like 1000.

Also,
Jesus existed before Mary.

Did you hear me defending protestantism? I think the protestanht churches have their own errors. Christianity is general has been appropriated for evil ends.
I'm not arguing for one church over another I'm saying that Christians need to come to God, not a religion. We are in the end time. Christianity has been captured and subverted, the great falling away has happened as was prophesied by Paul and those who value salvation need to escape the deceptions of evil men and repent of their sins.

So, you deny that Mary is the mother of Jesus? Good to know I'm speaking to non-Christians. It changes the narrative.

Why do people even think this is a good thing? Queen of heaven is a title used by the pagans for one of their false gods mentioned in Jeremiah.

The children gather wood, and the fathers kindle the fire, and the women knead their dough, to make cakes to the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto other gods, that they may provoke me to anger.
- Jeremiah 7:18

But we will certainly do whatsoever thing goeth forth out of our own mouth, to burn incense unto the queen of heaven, and to pour out drink offerings unto her, as we have done, we, and our fathers, our kings, and our princes, in the cities of Judah, and in the streets of Jerusalem: for then had we plenty of victuals, and were well, and saw no evil.
Jeremiah 44:17